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[Salazar]

Liverpool 4 - 4 Arsenal
Arsenal 4 - 4 Tottenham
Newcastle 4 - 4 Arsenal

Everton 4 - 4 MUFC

:(

 

[FootballFan]

Why use either of them when Bayern have Robben?

I asked because for me Robben and Ribery are 100% starting. So is one of Mandzukic or Gomez. With J.Martinez and Schweini in mid, that leaves 1 spot in a normal formation. Kroos, Shaqiri or Muller.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Club football is back soon. I can taste it.

I'm kinda glad the England game got postponed till today cos now I can watch football today too.

Nice one Polska.

 

[FootballFan]

Posted this in that Germany - Sweden thread, found it pretty funny.

 

[panty]

Off to Madrid to pat Ronnies head. La liga on saturday!

 

[Kenka]

Who is this Romeo by the way?

 

[Vivalaraza]

Last night I got to the episode of The Wire with the Wee Bey gif.

It felt good to familiarise myself with the source material.

 

[Fry]

You use Shaqiri or Muller? I have a hard time deciding which to use.

I use Shaqiri as an impact sub. Works like a charm.

Liverpool 4 - 4 Arshavin
Arsenal 4 - 4 Tottenham
Newcastle 4 - 4 Arsenal

It really is.

Fixed.

 

[FootballFan]

I use Shaqiri as an impact sub. Works like a charm.

I always switch back and forth, Robben works great in attacking mid(4-2-3-1 formation)

--------Gomez------
Ribs---Robben--Shaq

If Shaq isn't on, Robben goes back on the right and Muller in the middle. Both work pretty well for me, just wondered what you Bayern fans used.

 

[Wes]

Everton 4 - 4 MUFC

:(

Chelsea 4 - 4 Aston Villa

 

[Tim the Wiz]

A Falcons fan in the nfl posted this gif and god damn I can't get over how awesome it is. Mr. Regulus what anime is this from? I am like 4 years behind on anime lol

It's from The Boondocks. Adult Swim, not Japanese. S4 is in production. <3

 

[Blablurn]

went to the urologist. came out fine. expected the worst.

 

[Ushojax]

went to the urologist. came out fine. expected the worst.

 

[pulga]

So I just saw some maad police brutality from my apartment balcony. This girl was screaming her lungs off, saw the cops throw her once to the floor, started taping it and they backed all the way up to the middle of the street and threw her again. The fuck should I do?

 

[Willkiller]

So I just saw some maad police brutality from my apartment balcony. This girl was screaming her lungs off, saw the cops throw her once to the floor, started taping it and they backed all the way up to the middle of the street and threw her again. The fuck should I do?

Become Batman?

 

[Blablurn]

So I just saw some maad police brutality from my apartment balcony. This girl was screaming her lungs off, saw the cops throw her once to the floor, started taping it and they backed all the way up to the middle of the street and threw her again. The fuck should I do?

call the police? ooh wait :/

edit: lol willkiller

 

[Oxx]

How's the weather in Poland?

 

[Vivalaraza]

How's the weather in Poland?

The roof's been shut.

 

[pulga]

Not enough of a good origin story to take up dat mantle :lol

Fuck it, im going back to sleep.

 

[Kenka]

call the police? ooh wait :/

edit: lol willkiller

During anal sex with your soulmate, it is strongly recommended to wear at the very least a condom even if there is no theoretical chance of getting her pregnant or catching AIDS. Thick condoms are recommended to avoid any contact between the mucosas since other nasty STDs can catch off guard.

I wanted to use this opportunity to briefly remind you the basics with a serious tone. Always protect yourself.

• More about anal sex safety

edit:

Spoiler

I don't imply that you had AS Bla

 

[panty]

That is not football.

 

[Bumhead]

Club football is back soon. I can taste it.

We have got Leeds at home on Friday. Live on Sky so might be worth a watch. Should be a good atmosphere at the very least.

Praying we beat them but cant see it. We are desperately poor and desperately in need of points. Us vs Leeds is already a rivalry of sorts anyway but Colin being manager with Paddy Kenny, Michael Tonge and Michael Brown in the team (all ex-Blades) complicates matters further as well.

The last international break was a total disaster for us. Hopefully this one will have had the opposite effect and we've used the two weeks to sort our shit out.

(EDIT: "Us" being Wednesday. I'm Mat/TheWednesday but just realised my change of username and avatar might lead to some confusion, heh)

 

[Clegg]

The Mirror are reporting that City are ready to spend £60m to get Busquets. Last night I said City would have to make a ridiculous offer to get him. Thats the kind of sum that would make Barca interested.

But this story is still bullshit anyway. There is no way Busquets will leave.

 

[GorillaJu]

Man no thanks to anal. I'll put a finger round that region, but I ain't sticking anything in. Though with a few of the girls I've been with in the past I'm sure I'd be begging for entry permission into that poop pipe. Then maybe I'd actually feel something.

 

[Blablurn]

During anal sex with your soulmate, it is strongly recommended to wear at the very least a condom even if there is no theoretical chance of getting her pregnant or catching AIDS. Thick condoms are recommended to avoid any contact between the mucosas since other nasty STDs can catch off guard.

I wanted to use this opportunity to briefly remind you the basics with a serious tone. Always protect yourself.

• More about anal sex safety

edit:

Spoiler

I don't imply that you had AS Bla

was more about the balls the biggest fear of my life is getting a child right now. i dont have the money and im not responsible enough yet. nah nah, i always play it safe.

 

[Phantast2k]

Man no thanks to anal. I'll put a finger round that region, but I ain't sticking anything in. Though with a few of the girls I've been with in the past I'm sure I'd be begging for entry permission into that poop pipe. Then maybe I'd actually feel something.

Spoiler

(or micro penis)

 

[Awesome Animals]

We have got Leeds at home on Friday. Live on Sky so might be worth a watch. Should be a good atmosphere at the very least.

Praying we beat them but cant see it. We are desperately poor and desperately in need of points. Us vs Leeds is already a rivalry of sorts anyway but Colin being manager with Paddy Kenny, Michael Tonge and Michael Brown in the team (all ex-Blades) complicates matters further as well.

The last international break was a total disaster for us. Hopefully this one will have had the opposite effect and we've used the two weeks to sort our shit out.

(EDIT: "Us" being Wednesday. I'm Mat/TheWednesday but just realised my change of username and avatar might lead to some confusion, heh)

Why the username change?

 

[Kenka]

was more about the balls the biggest fear of my life is getting a child right now. i dont have the money and im not responsible enough yet. nah nah, i always play it safe.

I want to stress further, YOU DON'T GET AIDS ONLY IF YOU ARE BOTH TESTED AND DON'T HAVE A RISKY BEHAVIOUR. Thank you Gentlemen

And Bla, you're a handsome man, you should think of passing dat genetic material down the line

 

[Oxx]

Bumhead is a fine choice of name.

 

[Willkiller]

Wilbury is back in two days and we're already talking about anal sex!

 

[Oxx]

Wilbury is back in two days and we're already talking about anal sex!

 

[Kenka]

Wilbury is back in two days and we're already talking about anal sex!

I smell something...

 

[Blablurn]

I want to stress further, YOU DON'T GET AIDS ONLY IF YOU ARE BOTH TESTED AND DON'T HAVE A RISKY BEHAVIOUR. Thank you Gentlemen

And Bla, you're a handsome man, you should think of passing dat genetic material down the line

ask me when i got a good job after finishing my bachelor at least i found the right woman which is certainly quite the task. glad i'm out of this "omg, lets go to the club and find a girl" routine.

 

[Arnie]

I'm pretty excited for Wednesday Leeds on Friday. A decent Yorkshire derby to kick off the return of club football.

 

[Yurt]

Man no thanks to anal. I'll put a finger round that region, but I ain't sticking anything in. Though with a few of the girls I've been with in the past I'm sure I'd be begging for entry permission into that poop pipe. Then maybe I'd actually feel something.

Pretty much. I said something similar to Wilbury a while ago.

 

[Blablurn]

add me to the no anal club. i cannot deal with that.

 

[Clegg]

Zlatan is still shit.

 

[Phantast2k]

One of the best target strikers in the history of the sport.

 

[WAR recon zero]

only out, not in

 

[Willkiller]

I smell something...

 

[Yurt]

Ffs I cant drive and post with this massive phone

Maybe it's for the best

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Ffs I cant drive and post with this massive phone

Maybe it's for the best

Use your knees to steer!

 

[Fry]

One of the best target strikers in the history of the sport.

Who, Zlatan?

Clegg has a distorted view about him, he got something against him probably.

 

[WJD]

We need to move onto a new page so I can stop being reminded of the Everton game.

ffs Sal

 

[WAR recon zero]

Use your knees to steer!

or your Mannschaft

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Anal is so awesome.

 

[Salazar]

We need to move onto a new page so I can stop being reminded of the Everton game.

ffs Sal

I felt like I was strapped into a chair and some kind of robot was dissolving my cock.

That's the kind of world-destroying helplessness I experienced as we gave up that game.

 

[Bumhead]

Why the username change?

It's an old nickname thats recently been revived by my wife, and I wanted something a little more personal.

Also, I'm really indecisive.

 

[Clegg]

Who, Zlatan?

Clegg has a distorted view about him, he got something against him probably.

I have nothing against.

I think he's a good player that has scored a lot of classy goals.

He's just never performed consistantly well enough to be considered the best.

 

[Hixx]

Anal is so awesome.

Until they want to turn the tables.