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[AndresON777]

He's not a cunt.

He's just an awful player.

Honestly blows my mind how they let him play.

I'd happily take him for Barca

 

[Salvadora]

I'd create a list for United/Chelsea etc.. but I'd be listing basically everyone.

 

[Broder Salsa]

What? He's such a cool guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9CnlWYkgLc

He's not just a cunt. He's also amazingly dumb, it's like he's trying to make himself look like a clown half the time.

 

[Fry]

I'd create a list for United/Chelsea etc.. but I'd be listing basically everyone.

Mancunster United

Cuntsea FC

 

[Slizz]

Mancunster United

Cuntsea FC

Livercunt

Bayern Cuntich

Newcunt United

Real Cunt

This is a terrible/awesome game.

 

[qindarka]

Oh come on, it's just a minority of players in Chelsea and Manchester, or any other club for that matter, that can be called cunts. For Chelsea, I'll give you Terry and Cole, who else is deserving of being called that?

 

[Salvadora]

Oh come on, it's just a minority of players in Chelsea and Manchester, or any other club for that matter, that can be called cunts. For Chelsea, I'll give you Terry and Cole, who else is deserving of being called that?

You forget Chelsea's star striker for one.

 

[Awesome Animals]

Oh come on, it's just a minority of players in Chelsea and Manchester, or any other club for that matter, that can be called cunts. For Chelsea, I'll give you Terry and Cole, who else is deserving of being called that?

Fat Frank, and Sturridge.

 

[Salvadora]

Rooney, Nani, Young, RVP, Giggs, Scholes etc..

 

[Fry]

Livercunt

Bayern Cuntich

Newcunt United

Real Cunt

This is a terrible/awesome game.

Two weeks ago and this new page would be filled with grey usernames.

 

[AndresON777]

I'd say Real Madrid has the most cunts by far

Ronaldo, Pepe, Coentrao, Marcelo, Di Maria, Callejon, Ozil, etc damn I could go on forever. The only likeable player is kaka and maybe casillas or xabi. I think xabi is kind of cunty tho

 

[Slizz]

I'd say Real Madrid has the most cunts by far

Ronaldo, Pepe, Coentrao, Marcelo, Di Maria, Callejon, Ozil, etc damn I could go on forever. The only likeable player is kaka and maybe casillas or xabi. I think xabi is kind of cunty tho

Ozil?!?! Must be jelly of the swag.

 

[AndresON777]

Ozil?!?! Must be jelly of the swag.

 

[qindarka]

Fat Frank, and Sturridge.

Um, what has Sturridge ever done? Being selfish on the pitch hardly qualifies one for that highly derogatory label, his selfishness is exaggerated anyway.

You forget Chelsea's star striker for one.

Chelsea have a star striker?

I genuinely do not know if you meant Drogba or Torres.

 

[Slizz]

 

[Salvadora]

Can't believe I forget Welbeck. A cunt without a doubt.

 

[Slizz]

Can't believe I forget Welbeck. A cunt without a doubt.

Harmless though. Not the type of guy to stir shit up on or off the pitch. Goes down a bit easy tho =P

 

[Salvadora]

Harmless though. Not the type of guy to stir shit up on or off the pitch. Goes down a bit easy tho =P

Cheating is never harmless.

 

[Slizz]

Cheating is never harmless.

Meh, its the nature of the sport. No one team is exempt from having a player do that. The ones who don't go down easy get the most praise.

 

[Salvadora]

Meh, its the nature of the sport. No one team is exempt from having a player do that. The ones who don't go down easy get the most praise.

What Arsenal player dives? Jenkinson did a horrendous one against Chelsea but apart from that I can't think of one. United seem to have a lot more than one player who does it.

 

[Slizz]

What Arsenal player dives? Jenkinson did a horrendous one against Chelsea but apart from that I can't think of one. United seem to have a lot more than one player who does it.

I don't have specific players and incidents in mind, but everybody goes down easy when theres a little contact. I'm not talking just penalties. I'm sure Walcott and Gervinho have been guilty recently of barely getting touched and falling down.

It really is the nature of the sport though, it's almost gamesmanship more than cheating the way referees are inconsistently calling games from match to match.

 

[Salvadora]

Welbeck is far from the norm.

 

[Slizz]

Welbeck is far from the norm.

What I can't stand about Welbeck is this fucking haircut:

 

[AndresON777]

What I can't stand about Welbeck is this fucking haircut:

 

[Lightning]

Rooney, Nani, Young, RVP, Giggs, Scholes etc..

You list all them players but don't list Evra who is by far the biggest cunt in the United squad.

 

[Salvadora]

You list all them players but don't list Evra who is by far the biggest cunt in the United squad.

I was getting tired of typing.

 

[Dibbz]

I don't have specific players and incidents in mind, but everybody goes down easy when theres a little contact. I'm not talking just penalties. I'm sure Walcott and Gervinho have been guilty recently of barely getting touched and falling down.

It really is the nature of the sport though, it's almost gamesmanship more than cheating the way referees are inconsistently calling games from match to match.

That's not fair. Walcott falls over in a stiff breeze and Gervinho, well his head is massive so it's bound to cause some complications.

Every other team is full of cheating cunts but Stoke are the kings. Fucking twats, the lot of them.

 

[Fry]

Neymar

 

[Sviatoslav]

Neymar

Horrible defending and goalkeeping.

 

[Slizz]

Neymar

Fuck he is good. He needs the right manager and squad to make him great. Pep could probably do it, dunno about Mou

 

[Timurid]

Fuck he is good. He needs the right manager and squad to make him great. Pep could probably do it, dunno about Mou

Give him to Arsene.

 

[AndresON777]

http://www.ea.com/soccer/fifa-ultimate-team/show-off#eBVrcXk6nBi:360

BOOM back to 100 chemistry. Getting rid of Zabaleta since I picked up Caceres

 

[Slizz]

Give him to Arsene.

I can imagine Arsene having an aneurysm trying to teach the Arsenal way to him.

 

[ledman]

Neymar

I just saw this goal during the halftime show of Corinthians game, our best player since Ronaldo, no one comes close. He barely needs teammates and a good coach, he just makes everyone around him better, the game was a draw though.

 

[feel]

I get that that ban period was a rough and dark time, and that you want to make up for it, but you're all now terribly misusing and devaluating the c-word. Save it for those special individuals that truly deserve it, don't just toss it around at people that barely rub you the wrong way.

 

[AndresON777]

When do the new fifa rankings come out? Is it like every 3 months or so?

If Neymar goes to europe he should avoid serie a and the epl. Dude will get destroyed lol. He needs to eat some burgers and hit the weight room.

 

[Salvadora]

I get that that ban period was a rough and dark time, and that you want to make up for it, but you're all now terribly misusing and devaluating the c-word. Save it for those special individuals that truly deserve it, don't just toss it around at people that barely rub you the wrong way.

To be fair I don't think the usage is unjustified for most of these players.

 

[AndresON777]

To be fair I don't think the usage is unjustified for most of these players.

iirc he is Portuguese and a Real Madrid fan. tbf he is a Porto fan and that may be the most likeable team in europe

 

[elsk]

One of the Mario Martínez goals vs. Canada:

 

[feel]

To be fair I don't think the usage is unjustified for most of these players.

I think it's only justifiable for about 12% of the players in this page.

 

[Sviatoslav]

When do the new fifa rankings come out? Is it like every 3 months or so?

If Neymar goes to europe he should avoid serie a and the epl. Dude will get destroyed lol. He needs to eat some burgers and hit the weight room.

Every month, next release is Nov 7th. But they just use a formula so we already know what they'll be. Colombia will be 8th, Russia will be 9th.

 

[elsk]

Is that the russian soul-less version of this icon?

 

[Sviatoslav]

Is that the russian soul-less version of this icon?

I was only slightly irritated. I didn't want to go all Red Army on his ass.

 

[Lunchbox]

Give him to Arsene.

he's too old for wenger

 

[AndresON777]

I think it's only justifiable for about 12% of the players in this page.

LOL who is it not justifiable for?

 

[Salvadora]

LOL who is it not justifiable for?

John Terry.

 

[feel]

LOL who is it not justifiable for?

Ronaldo, Pepe and Coentrao for starters.

 

[flake]

What I can't stand about Welbeck is this fucking haircut:

Sorry, but that haircut is boss

 

[Salazar]

Ronaldo, Pepe and Coentrao for starters.

Fucking :lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI0fPq3UgeI

 

[Sviatoslav]

Ronaldo, Pepe and Coentrao for starters.

So only non-Portuguese players are allowed to be cunts. Gotcha. No bias at all.