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[dc89]

"Hi there, will you accept £55 million for your best player?"

"I don't know who just whichever one is your best one"

"You won't?"

"Ok..."

*click*

D= oh come on

pellegrini is a stylish motherfucker

Yeah he's pretty damn cool. Is it me or does Brian Kidd call #BasedTxiki 'Tikka' :lol

I'm pretty excited after seeing that, I dunno why. Quite interesting hearing Pellegrini and Guidetti.

 

[Arnie]

Pellegrini just stares at everything, and you know he's making calculations in that brain of his. Swag jacket at the airport, too. You can tell a lot about a person from their jacket.

 

[Lightning]

I hear Jack Wilshere just followed Higuain on twitter. Get on with that tapping up Jack.

Santi and Monreal need to step up their tapping too. Get it done!

 

[Yurt]

Bonucci tapping up Diamanti "He's a really brilliant lad and a great player. He could improve the Juventus squad."

I hope he follows him on twitter.

I hear Jack Wilshere just followed Higuain on twitter. Get on with that tapping up Jack.

Santi and Monreal need to step up their tapping too. Get it done!

He should be following Mario Gomez. This is madness!

 

[deGod]

Press conference on Friday.

Wilbur get your cock out the holy trinity will be revealed.



Ronaldo---------- Thiago------------ Bale

 

[fadetoblack]

Chiello did the same thing, apparently, at Confederations Cup. Surely, though, if we get Diamanti that spells the end of a bid for Jovetic. I mean, like it or not, we aren't getting rid of Vucinic and Giovinco. It seems hardly reasonable to me to keep 4 second strikers on the payroll, even if we do play a 4-3-3 where one can argue there are two spots available.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Llorente looks like the type of guy that might be straight, but could make good money making some gay porns. Just look at Yurts avatar for christ sake, the innocent eyes, the smile, the curly hair, i almost want to fuck him.

 

[Hixx]

Luther is back tomorrow.

excellent

I let out a squeal when I saw the advert and scared the shit out of my family

so excited

 

[Lightning]

He should be following Mario Gomez. This is madness!

What's madness that Fiorentina just got an excellent player?

 

[Arnie]

Oh shit, that's what I'm going to do tonight, watch some Luther.

About halfway through the first season.

 

[Messi]

Llorente looks like the type of guy that might be straight, but could make good money making some gay porns. Just look at Yurts avatar for christ sake, the innocent eyes, the smile, the curly hair, i almost want to fuck him.

Sounds like wilbury

 

[deGod]

Sounds like wilbury

It's wilbur in a wig

 

[Arnie]

Imagine Llorente embracing Pellegrini.

 

[Messi]

Pellegrini just stares at everything, and you know he's making calculations in that brain of his. Swag jacket at the airport, too. You can tell a lot about a person from their jacket.

Lol Arnie. You are quickly becoming my fave poster on here

 

[dc89]

Imagine Llorente embracing Pellegrini.

They'd just fuse, the hair would attract.

Lol Arnie. You are quickly becoming my fave poster on here

He is right. It's one nawty jacket.

 

[Messi]

Txiki has failed this city

 

[Broder Salsa]

Sounds like wilbury

 

[Salvadora]

Neymar commenting on Rooney..

"The style of football Barcelona play and the level of the players we have - we are the perfect club for the top players to join.

"I have met Wayne on a few occasions and he seems a good guy but importantly, he is one of the players I admire most in the world.

"Wayne is one of the most gifted and technical players in the world.

"Of course he would improve Barcelona. He would improve any club in Europe. And on a personal level, it would be a dream to play with him

What in the world..

 

[Wilbur]

I would have no hesitation in testing the saltiness of Llorente's taint

 

[Arnie]

loooooooool

Wilburberry's face

Can't get over that Miley Cyrus video. Don't know if she's hot or not. The ass is confusing me.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I would have no hesitation in testing the saltiness of Llorente's taint

No salt in there, just a slight flowery smell.

 

[Willkiller]

loooooooool

Wilburberry's face

Can't get over that Miley Cyrus video. Don't know if she's hot or not. The ass is confusing me.

Bang. Fucking. Average.

You wouldn't look twice in a club.

 

[Slizz]

Bang. Fucking. Average.

You wouldn't look twice in a club.

Depends on what she's wearing. That body doesn't quit.

 

[Arnie]

Bang. Fucking. Average.

You wouldn't look twice in a club.

That's what I said before I saw that video.

But then imagine if that party was real, and you were there, you'd well try it on. You can basically see her minge.

 

[Willkiller]

That's what I said before I saw that video.

But then imagine if that party was real, and you were there, you'd well try it on. You can basically see her minge.

Ok, what video

 

[KidA Seven]

I would have no hesitation in testing the saltiness of Llorente's taint

My username in another forum used to be Taint.

 

[Broder Salsa]

She looks like eminem back in the late 90's/early 00's.

 

[Arnie]

Ok, what video

dis one

 

[Hixx]

That's what I said before I saw that video.

But then imagine if that party was real, and you were there, you'd well try it on. You can basically see her minge.

This reminds me.

Anyway, Kyoufu was on about English prostitutes for some reason, then he said he reckons they will all be mingers. But he pronounced it minge-ers. Then acted like it was a southern saying, that all nasty lasses are referred to minge-ers instead of mingers.

I was creased.

Minge-ers.

 

[Batigol]

loooooooool

Wilburberry's face

Can't get over that Miley Cyrus video. Don't know if she's hot or not. The ass is confusing me.

She got no ass. It's a surfboard back there

 

[Arnie]

This reminds me.

Anyway, Kyoufu was on about English prostitutes for some reason, then he said he reckons they will all be mingers. But he pronounced it minge-ers. Then acted like it was a southern saying, that all nasty lasses are referred to minge-ers instead of mingers.

I was creased.

Minge-ers.

fucking looooooooooool

ah shit that's done me in

i love him

 

[Willkiller]

dis one

I'd rather take that Victoria Justice girl out

 

[rodvik]

Neymar commenting on Rooney..

What in the world..

It is also true. I know Rooney has built up a bad relationship with the fans at ManU but he really is a great player. Any team in the world would be better with him in it imho.

 

[Gareth Bale]

This reminds me.

Anyway, Kyoufu was on about English prostitutes for some reason, then he said he reckons they will all be mingers. But he pronounced it minge-ers. Then acted like it was a southern saying, that all nasty lasses are referred to minge-ers instead of mingers.

I was creased.

Minge-ers.

Haha

Valiant attempt at a save Kyoufu

 

[Slizz]

I'd rather take that Victoria Justice girl out

She ain't gonna do what Miley will in the sack.

 

[Willkiller]

She ain't gonna do what Miley will in the sack.

I'll open her eyes sexually

 

[Broder Salsa]

I'll open her eyes sexually

Dan Schneider has already been there and done anything imaginable.

 

[LegoArmo]

That Miley video similarly confused me, she's not good looking, but it's strangely sexy. Well played, Cyrus.

 

[Timurid]

Dan Schneider has already been there and done anything imaginable.

:lol

 

[Willkiller]

Dan Schneider has already been there and done anything imaginable.

Well, I'll fucking show her what love is or something.

 

[KidA Seven]

She ain't gonna do what Miley will in the sack.

That's why you convert them. Show them the way.


Miley is average.

 

[Timurid]

I rather fuck Liam Hemsworth than Miley.

 

[Slizz]

I rather fuck Liam Hemsworth than Miley.

Thor>

 

[Timurid]

Thor>

Threesome

 

[Freewheelin']

Edit: FFS imgur app on iPad is fucking shit

NSFW

looool

 

[rodvik]

Okore absent?

He is in London trying to find the Birmingham suburb. It will take him a few days to figure it out.

 

[Hixx]

[i.
NSFW

looool

freewheelin you cant put nsfw after the fucking picture

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Edit: FFS imgur app on iPad is fucking shit

NSFW

looool

Just missed it dammit

 

[Hixx]

Just missed it dammit

It was just Alves' cock.

 

[KidA Seven]

freewheelin you cant put nsfw after the fucking picture

:lol