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[Peco]

It seems a lot for just one player, however if that actually happens it'd be great. We'd actually get money from Honda, considering that his salary would be around €2.5m per year.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP2VePiNwg4

Nice.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Pahaha media calling the new Newcastle youngster Kemen the 'new Alex Song'. Fuck off, we'll dumb him down to the point where his professional career will be based in Scotland only.

New Alex Song.

Words escape me.

 

[LegoArmo]

If you're not steaming drunk every weekend in Scotland from the age of 13, you ain't normal.

Spoiler

I wasn't normal

 

[G-Unit]

We'll just take that buy out clause.

You could have done that 2 weeks ago. But you won't. You want us in good terms, so this is what we are asking for.

 

[Sviatoslav]

ooh...Izvestia is reporting that Zenit have reached terms with Vucinic. Now it's time to deal with Marotta.

 

[Hixx]

In a league where the top 4 or 5 are out of reach due to finances, I would say 10th is pretty damn good.

Realistically where you do you think you should finish? Or could rather.

Depends. If you're Swansea and a few years ago you were in League 2, then yes.

But we aren't Swansea and we spend tens of millions a year.

It isn't working, so why wouldn't we change it?

 

[Zabojnik]

So we bought Atalanta's half of Gabbiadini and sold it to Sampdoria; because the cunts don't want to deal with each other.

Good job, Marry. Now stop fucking around with the kids and buy us Diamanti.

Zaza will be sent to Sassuolo. You know what that means, don't you?

Domenico Berardi is as good as ours. Fuck Saponetta, this is the next big thing.

ooh...Izvestia is reporting that Zenit have reached terms with Vucinic. Now it's time to deal with Marotta.

BREAKING NEWS!!! I'll be sad to see Mirko go, but that would put us closer to Jovetic, so ... Luciano pls.

 

[Carbonox]

It's a shame Gabbiadini is no longer gonna be a Juve player, I like him in FIFA.

I hear Zaza is a big prospect though.

 

[Wilbur]

Guys, I don't think he wants it.

What an odd signing

If it weren't gonna be Newcastle, I'm glad Aubs went to Dortmund instead of tripe like Monaco or Inturd.

Wonder how Klopp will play him. He's a striker/winger so he'll either start on the bench or replace Lewi (will he even be played by Dortmund again if he remains?) or Kuba in the starting 11.

If Dortmund bag someone like De Bruyne or Eriksen, they'll be hot as fuck next season.

Bit worried about Dortmund so far. They haven't strengthened their first team. They've signed Sokratis to replace Santana, Aubameyang to replace Lewa(?) and will be signing Mickey/Eriksen to replace Götze, instead of actually improving the side it's a bit like standing still.

 

[Sviatoslav]

BREAKING NEWS!!! I'll be sad to see Mirko go, but that would put us closer to Jovetic, so ... Luciano pls.

We'll get both Vucinic and Jovetic

 

[K1LLER7]

Thiago and Villa plus 5m. Last offer, your call.

Iniesta > < Rooney swap + a packet of skittles.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

He's already doing promos for us boys.

 

[Yurt]

It's a shame Gabbiadini is no longer gonna be a Juve player, I like him in FIFA.

I hear Zaza is a big prospect though.

No, we still own half of him. (as weird as it sounds)

 

[Carbonox]

He's already doing promos for us boys.

:lol :lol

 

[Peco]

I'm bipolar.

 

[K1LLER7]

Is Erik Lamela any good?

 

[KidA Seven]

You could have done that 2 weeks ago. But you won't. You want us in good terms, so this is what we are asking for.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Is Erik Lamela any good?

Yes.

 

[KidA Seven]

He's already doing promos for us boys.

Yes!

 

[Frank the Great]

Is Erik Lamela any good?

Very good.

 

[Zabojnik]

It's a shame Gabbiadini is no longer gonna be a Juve player, I like him in FIFA.

I hear Zaza is a big prospect though.

Manolo is still a Juve player. Co-ownership deal between us and Samp. Zaza is a prospect, we'll see how big this upcoming season. Apparently Marry & Parry rate him and wanted to see him play in Serie A, even if it's with Sassuolo (likely this year's Pescara). All in all, good stuff from Beppe.

We'll get both Vucinic and Jovetic

I can see that happening, actually.

Is Erik Lamela any good?

Better than Cleverley.

 

[Yurt]

Yes!

Abu tears? :lol

 

[G-Unit]

Iniesta > < Rooney swap + a packet of skittles.

Final final offer.

Degod + rooney in exchenge for thiago + valdez+villa. Plus a box of condons. Seems fair

 

[K1LLER7]

Yes.

Very good.

He's being linked with a move to England. iirc Spurs have been watching him.

 

[Yurt]

He's being linked with a move to England. iirc Spurs have been watching him.

His price is between 20-30 mill.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

He's being linked with a move to England. iirc Spurs have been watching him.

I'd take him at United.

Skilful, pacey dribbler. Do a swap for Nani + cash I would.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Shamoon Hafez &#8207;@ShamoonHafez 7m
Thiago Alcantara agrees deal to join #MUFC in principle but still negotiating certain details of his contract (PA)

Its so close.

 

[Carbonox]

Juve might as well go all #yolo and keep Quagliarella, Vucinic and Matri.

Tevez
Llorente
Jovetic
Quaglierella
Vucinic
Matri
Gabbiadini
Zaza

Take Bendtner back on loan, sign Drogba and bring in Federico Macheda (is he even alive anymore?) just cos.

You'll be the hottest ticket in town.

 

[K1LLER7]

Final final offer.

Degod + rooney in exchenge for thiago + valdez+villa. Plus a box of condons. Seems fair

You value DeGOAT and Valdez the same?
I'd rather play Ben Amos

Rooney in exhange for Sergi Roberto, Defaloulou and Sanchez.
Rooney comes with a bottle of Abu tears.

Last offer from Woodward, he's a busy man.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Shamoon Hafez &#8207;@ShamoonHafez 7m
Thiago Alcantara agrees deal to join #MUFC in principle but still negotiating certain details of his contract (PA)

Its so close.

I can feel it Viva my sweet. First a CM, then a winger that isn't shit. It'll be a summer to remember.

 

[Zabojnik]

Juve might as well go all #yolo and keep Quagliarella, Vucinic and Matri.

Tevez
Llorente
Jovetic
Quaglierella
Vucinic
Matri
Gabbiadini
Zaza

Take Bendtner back on loan, sign Drogba and bring in Federico Macheda (is he even alive anymore?) just cos.

You'll be the hottest ticket in town.

Forwarding to Beppe.

 

[Yurt]

Tevez
Llorente
Jovetic
Quaglierella
Vucinic
Matri
Gabbiadini
Zaza

+
Immobile
Richmond Boakye

 

[Carbonox]

+
Immobile
Richmond Boakye

Shit, totally forgot about them two. Boakye's mean in FIFA too. :lol

 

[G-Unit]

You value DeGOAT and Valdez the same?
I'd rather play Ben Amos

Rooney in exhange for Sergi Roberto, Defaloulou and Sanchez.
Rooney comes with a bottle of Abu tears.

Last offer from Woodward, he's a busy man.

wow wow wow, slow down bro. The only reason we ask for Rooney is since you want thiago, don't come here as we need any of your players... unless you want to sell vidic for cheap

 

[CrashBandicoot]

If you're not steaming drunk every weekend in Scotland from the age of 13, you ain't normal.

I was a late bloomer, it was 15 :/ there was this bunch of 13 year old girls a while ago here that got wrecked, one of them got her stomach pumped :lol

 

[K1LLER7]

His price is between 20-30 mill.

I'd take him at United.

Skilful, pacey dribbler. Do a swap for Nani + cash I would.

Bit expensive for a 20 year old. How long has he been at Roma?

Nani + Cash seems like a good deal. But with having Zaha, I doubt we'll try for another Winger.

Shamoon Hafez &#8207;@ShamoonHafez 7m
Thiago Alcantara agrees deal to join #MUFC in principle but still negotiating certain details of his contract (PA)

Its so close.

Is he another Marcelo_Lopez84

 

[kharma45]

Shamoon Hafez &#8207;@ShamoonHafez 7m
Thiago Alcantara agrees deal to join #MUFC in principle but still negotiating certain details of his contract (PA)

Its so close.

I'm back on the fucking train. HYPE.

 

[K1LLER7]

wow wow wow, slow down bro. The only reason we ask for Rooney is since you want thiago, don't come here as we need any of your players... unless you want to sell vidic for cheap

Signing Rooney will make Neymar happy. You have to keep him happy

If we sign Garay, Vidic might actually be moving on
Don't do it Moysey!

 

[bjaelke]

I was a late bloomer, it was 15 :/ there was this bunch of 13 year old girls a while ago here that got wrecked, one of them got her stomach pumped :lol

There are ~20,000 teenagers getting wrecked tonight in my town. I wish I could partake but those days are behind me.

 

[Peco]

What the fuck Raiola, you ignorant piece of poo poo.

 

[Freewheelin']

Lamela is brilliant, Arsenal have been linked a few times with him. Nani + cash would be a good deal for him.

How much do the Unitedbros value Nani at anyway?

 

[kharma45]

Lamela is brilliant, Arsenal have been linked a few times with him. Nani + cash would be a good deal for him.

How much do the Unitedbros value Nani at anyway?

At this stage I would bite someone's hand off for 10m.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Lamela is brilliant, Arsenal have been linked a few times with him. Nani + cash would be a good deal for him.

How much do the Unitedbros value Nani at anyway?

£10m is the figure being thrown around

 

[Empty]

i have him at £15 million - only 26, lots of champions league experience, can play on either side of a forward line

 

[Peco]

Bit expensive for a 20 year old. How long has he been at Roma?

Nani + Cash seems like a good deal. But with having Zaha, I doubt we'll try for another Winger.

Roma paid 20 millions to River for him two years ago, he's one of the greatest next big talents in the world. I love him, before joining Roma we were also interested in signing him, but you know, we're cheap bastards.

 

[K1LLER7]

Lamela is brilliant, Arsenal have been linked a few times with him. Nani + cash would be a good deal for him.

How much do the Unitedbros value Nani at anyway?

Inconsistant, last year on his contract.

Would be happy with ~10m.

 

[FlutterPuffs]

The only guy I deem irreplaceable at Man Utd at the moment is DeGea. He managed to perform even with all the negative criticisms thrown at him all throughout the season.

Probably in the top 5 best keepers in the world today.

 

[dc89]

Txiki will buy Nani to play in the 4-3-3. £5m should cover it.

 

[Peco]

The only guy I deem irreplaceable at Man Utd at the moment is DeGea. He managed to perform even with all the negative criticisms thrown at him all throughout the season.

Probably in the top 5 best keepers in the world today.

 

[K1LLER7]

Roma paid 20 millions to River for him two years ago, he's one of the greatest next big talents in the world. I love him, before joining Roma we were also interested in signing him, but you know, we're cheap bastards.

Must have seen something in him to pay 20m for a 19 year old back then. Napoli tried to sign him too.

Sounds like most of the top clubs would be interested in him. Meaning we won't get him.