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[Shanks D Zoro]

EPL match pack has a quiz: what is the latest goal to be scored in a PL match? I am gonna say Michael owen vs Man City.

Answer was Dirk Kiyt in th 101:48 seconds with a penalty against Arsenal for 1-1. Shit I had forgotten about that match. Mental ending.

 

[L1NETT]

Gwan Tan

Fully team Vincent now. Might have some odd ideas about changing kits and all that but fuck it he's bang on here

 

[Lana Del Rey]

@HayleyMcQueen 4m
So #icebucketchallenge was accepted by @nataliesawyer & I. Stay tuned 4 our nominations....#theaftermath

It's the aftermath alright 😏

 

[WJD]

Vincent Tan has gone HAM
http://www.cardiffcityfc.co.uk/news/article/club-statement-on-lma-1858687.aspx

BOOM

Spot fucking on.

 

[figadapaura]

Di Maria's wife has let the cat out of the bag.

GET IN WOODY

 

[Mr Cola]

Di Maria's wife has let the cat out of the bag.

GET IN WOODY

To quote from Redcafe

Honestly, Di Maria's wife liking a pic that includes Manchester United stuff is a thousand times more concrete than any of the Twitter comments from random journos are.

Instagramneverlies

 

[Lana Del Rey]

Instagram is tier 1 source.

 

[L1NETT]

Bevan has seriously got to fuck off after this

They have embarrassed themselves and shown themselves as far in the Stone Age as sadly so much of football is on these issues

 

[confuziz]

PSV Ice bucket challenge, with Sleigh Bells music :lol

dat fire brigade

 

[Arnie]

2.5 hours to kill in Malaga airport.

I'm through security and I have €6 euros to burn.

Reckon that's three beers and some good muppetting.

I have Life of Pi as a backup.

 

[Clegg]

Just because I'm in a mood to piss on United Bros chips today I'd like everyone to cast their minds back to the summer when we were after Sneijder. His wife was dropping hints about United all over the shop. It means nothing.

 

[K1LLER7]

Even DiscoMirror saying Welbeck told he can leave but not to a top 6 PL team. Will be sad to see him leave

 

[Walshy]

Even DiscoMirror saying Welbeck told he can leave but not to a top 6 PL team. Will be sad to see him leave

Wouldn't surprise me if he goes to Sunderland instead of Borini.

 

[figadapaura]

PSV Ice bucket challenge, with Sleigh Bells music :lol

dat fire brigade

lol that was pretty good

 

[Scum]

Vincent Tan has gone HAM
http://www.cardiffcityfc.co.uk/news/article/club-statement-on-lma-1858687.aspx

#TeamVincent

 

[Mr Cola]

Even DiscoMirror saying Welbeck told he can leave but not to a top 6 PL team. Will be sad to see him leave

Given 10 teams or so could qualify for top 6 this year hes fucked

Abroad perhaps.

 

[figadapaura]

Just because I'm in a mood to piss on United Bros chips today I'd like everyone to cast their minds back to the summer when we were after Sneijder. His wife was dropping hints about United all over the shop. It means nothing.

Don't worry, I don't actually think it'll happen.

 

[Scum]

Even DiscoMirror saying Welbeck told he can leave but not to a top 6 PL team. Will be sad to see him leave

Welcome to Tottingham, Dat Guy!

 

[Lana Del Rey]

Just because I'm in a mood to piss on United Bros chips today I'd like everyone to cast their minds back to the summer when we were after Sneijder. His wife was dropping hints about United all over the shop. It means nothing.

Did she like pics of Manchester on Instagram? This is the only true source of info now.

 

[Mr Cola]

Don't worry, I don't actually think it'll happen.

I think Wellbeck leaving is the clearest sign we have had that someone will be brought in personally.

But then im a very very very stupid human being.

 

[figadapaura]

Given 10 teams or so could qualify for top 6 this year hes fucked

Abroad perhaps.

He can go to Milan, we'll take De Jong.

 

[Meier]

Vincent Tan has gone HAM
http://www.cardiffcityfc.co.uk/news/article/club-statement-on-lma-1858687.aspx

Absolutely nailed it. LMA done fucked up here -- this was not a horse to back. Sometimes you have to put them to pasture.

 

[figadapaura]

Did she like pics of Manchester on Instagram? This is the only true source of info now.

#happening

 

[Tc91]

Even DiscoMirror saying Welbeck told he can leave but not to a top 6 PL team. Will be sad to see him leave

Now Daniel Taylor too, said he's gonna ask LVG about Welbz.

Fuck sake. DAT GUY!!

 

[Vivalaraza]

This is bullshit man.

 

[Ushojax]

Welcome to Tottingham, Dat Guy!

He said no top 6 teams, silly. United can't go strengthening the teams above them.

 

[Mr Cola]

Is the press conference at 4 again?

He seems quite candid when talking about who can leave, shall be interesting

 

[L1NETT]

Out of all the so called deadwood at United Welbeck ain't one

And not to a top 6? If I'm Gus i'm (gonna guess angrily seems like an angry bloke) yell down the phone and ask for him

Especially if Borini's agent seems to be a real illiterate dunce

 

[Mr Cola]

Sportwitness say we are after Varela with loan option to buy

 

[RandyBobandy]

Vincent Tan has gone HAM
http://www.cardiffcityfc.co.uk/news/article/club-statement-on-lma-1858687.aspx

Man, that was a satisfying read

 

[Lana Del Rey]

#happening

#ADM7 welcome to Manchester

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Vincent Tan has gone HAM
http://www.cardiffcityfc.co.uk/news/article/club-statement-on-lma-1858687.aspx

Vince Tan is the hero we need but maybe not the hero we deserve

LMA has gone bonkers. How can the FA sit by? How can the government sit by?

 

[Scum]

He said no top 6 teams, silly. United can't go strengthening the teams above them.

 

[Clegg]

Sportwitness say we are after Varela with loan option to buy

But...

We already have Varela.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Boring Michael Owen driving around being boring

Fucking hell this man is boring. In a guardian interview he said he has watched only FIVE films in his life and doesn't listen to music, and now even his cars are boring.

I really think he was displaced from the 1930s.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

But...

We already have Varela.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silvestre_Varela

 

[Scum]

Apparently, 'Arry said some daft thing too about all this Moody & Malky business?

 

[Pennywise]

Honest question to our United folks, when you're making fun of yourself with Di Maria, isn't it so frustrating that your crying at night ? :<

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Honest question to our United folks, when you're making fun of yourself with Di Maria, isn't it so frustrating that your crying at night ? :<

Why would we wait till the night to cry mate?

 

[Mr Cola]

But...

We already have Varela.

They worded their tweet strange, its the other way round

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

Boring Michael Owen driving around being boring

Fucking hell this man is boring. In a guardian interview he said he has watched only FIVE films in his life and doesn't listen to music, and now even his cars are boring.

I really think he was displaced from the 1930s.

Maybe he watches anime, you don't know.

 

[Horseress]

Boring Michael Owen driving around being boring

Fucking hell this man is boring. In a guardian interview he said he has watched only FIVE films in his life and doesn't listen to music, and now even his cars are boring.

I really think he was displaced from the 1930s.

and the video is called "Driving Your Excitement"

I think they chose the wrong guy

 

[KidA Seven]

Sounds like a lot of journos are running with Welbeck out.

#WilsonIn

Fuck off van Gaal you prick

Van Gaal has already stated that he doesn't kick players out. The players decide after they're told their role. If Van Gaal told him he's 4th choice after RVP, Rooney, and Adnan you can see why Welbeck would choose to leave. Maybe Wilson was even put in front of him.

 

[Clegg]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silvestre_Varela

A 29 year old winger who plays for Porto?

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[Arnie]

£110k per week is solid. Glad he's taken a cut, he has to prove if he's really worth more than that.

Also good to hear he's agreed to the behavioural clauses, Echo reporting that Brendan is meeting him face to face when he lands.

This is fucking brilliant. He could be shite, but I can't help but grin at it all. Mario Balotelli. Liverpool. It's bananas. Crackers. Crazy.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

A 29 year old winger who plays for Porto?

C
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I am just throwing mud, whatever sticks sticks

 

[Meier]

Sportwitness say we are after Varela with loan option to buy

Varela is the kind of player West Ham would sign. Getting up there and on a free or close to it. He is nowhere near United's level -- I don't believe for a minute that they'd replace Nani with him. That makes zero sense.

 

[Scum]

£110k per week is solid. Glad he's taken a cut, he has to prove if he's really worth more than that.

Also good to hear he's agreed to the behavioural clauses, Echo reporting that Brendan is meeting him face to face when he lands.

This is fucking brilliant. He could be shite, but I can't help but grin at it all. Mario Balotelli. Liverpool. It's bananas. Crackers. Crazy.

Watch him bang in all the crucial goals, starting with the winner against us. :-(

 

[Mr Cola]

BREAKING | Di Maria will not play against Atletico today. He will not even sit on the bench.

In the coming days, Di Maria will leave Real Madrid. Man Utd are leading the race. [Cadena COPE]

http://www.cope.es/detalle/Di-Maria-no-jugara-el-partido-de-vuelta-de-la-Supercopa.html

Oh

My

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Maybe he watches anime, you don't know.

if he did, it would only be something family friendly like Miyazaki.

and the video is called "Driving Your Excitement"

I think they chose the wrong guy

I can't believe I sat through the whole 8 minutes. I don't think he has ever been excited in he life.