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[L1NETT]

Ancelotti candid about Khedira but makes up bullshit about Di Maria

Not sure what to take from that

Why bother even thinking about it

What happens in the rest of transfer window is gonna happen regardless of dissecting every tweet, facebook post, instagram post, photos from relatives, blogs, interviews, childhood memory like fucking Monk and then posting it in this thread trying to piece together transfer rumours

 

[Wilbur]

Would love a Di Maria and Khedira double swoop

 

[Yurt]

impeccable comic timing

edit: LOOOOOOOOOOOOL Wooden what the hell is that gif AHAHAGWOEPJ%#$N

 

[wedward]

Why bother even thinking about it

What happens in the rest of transfer window is gonna happen regardless of dissecting every tweet, facebook post, instagram post, photos from relatives, blogs, interviews, childhood memory like fucking Monk and then posting it in this thread trying to piece together transfer rumours

Boredom at work. At least for me.

 

[Scum]

I thought this tube strike was supposed to be over by 10pm? FFS.

We should unite forces, Scum. Between Juve and Spurs we might make it to the EL final.

Zabo <3

 

[Turok_TTZ]

Next to Ramsey is the problem, it's called Arteta!

We need a DM and Wenger made Arteta into one so maybe he could do the same again. I'm a desperate man.

But khedira is shit in club level. I don't think wenger can fix that.

 

[Scum]

I've ask this before, but Wooden, to you get any sleep? I'm worried, m9.

 

[L1NETT]

Boredom at work. At least for me.

Yeah the odd transfer rumour is exciting, can wet the appetite and all that but this social media transfer rumour bullshite-fest extravaganza is cyclical, repetitive and seemingly never ending from someone peering in from the outside

 

[Scum]

Yeah the odd transfer rumour is exciting, can wet the appetite and all that but this social media transfer rumour bullshite-fest extravaganza is cyclical, repetitive and seemingly never ending from someone peering in from the outside

Old Man Linette shouts at cloud. Go back to bed, Grandad.

 

[K1LLER7]

“I_Pizzatelli: Real Madrid aceptó la oferta de Manchester United por Ángel Di María. Por eso no jugó.”

Basically, MUFC offer accepted. So he did not play.

Also, Bayern will announce a new signing very soon. Pls be Khedira and not Di Maria.

 

[L1NETT]

Old Man Linette shouts at cloud. Go back to bed, Grandad.

Thankfully the ignore list pours silver nitrate on most of the clouds

Edit: Googled, turns out they use Silver iodide

Gutted

 

[Scum]

“I_Pizzatelli: Real Madrid aceptó la oferta de Manchester United por Ángel Di María. Por eso no jugó.” MUFC offer accepted. So did not play.

Also, Bayern will announce a new signing very soon. Pls be Khedira and not Di Maria.

So, Di Maria as WB/AM L to Man Utd.
Khedira as a CB to Bayern.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I've ask this before, but Wooden, to you get any sleep? I'm worried, m9.

I slept lots today, at least 7 hours! Still tired after work though and had a nap after it.


Will update you on how I sleep tomorrow. I have to get an exam paper done in 10 days, but I also said yes to working way too much, because I like money. It's going to be some exciting updates

 

[Coldnoodle]

“I_Pizzatelli: Real Madrid aceptó la oferta de Manchester United por Ángel Di María. Por eso no jugó.”

Basically, MUFC offer accepted. So he did not play.

Also, Bayern will announce a new signing very soon. Pls be Khedira and not Di Maria.

NOoooooooo

 

[wedward]

Yeah the odd transfer rumour is exciting, can wet the appetite and all that but this social media transfer rumour bullshite-fest extravaganza is cyclical, repetitive and seemingly never ending from someone peering in from the outside

I get that. Honestly can't wait for the window to close. Wish it closed before the season started.

 

[Clegg]

United haven't actually bid yet, have they? All the talk is about convincing the player to join first. Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. Still don't not too sure we have the funds to get him.

 

[K1LLER7]

So, Di Maria as WB/AM L to Man Utd.
Khedira as a CB to Bayern.

Most likely. However, I think he'd be wasted as a wingback. Would rather play a 433 and have him as the box to box in midfield or on the wing.

May not even be true.

 

[Scum]

Thankfully the ignore list pours silver nitrate on most of the clouds

Edit: Googled, turns out they use Silver iodide

Gutted

Lol

I slept lots today, at least 7 hours! Still tired after work though and had a nap after it.


Will update you on how I sleep tomorrow. I have to get an exam paper done in 10 days, but I also said yes to working way too much, because I like money. It's going to be some exciting updates

You still get tons of sleep after all the snuff you watch? &#128562;

And get your paper done before you sleep through that. &#128530;

 

[KidA Seven]

impeccable comic timing

edit: LOOOOOOOOOOOOL Wooden what the hell is that gif AHAHAGWOEPJ%#$N

What is Levy going to do with that bucket?

 

[K1LLER7]

United haven't actually bid yet, have they? All the talk is about convincing the player to join first. Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. Still don't not too sure we have the funds to get him.

Highly doubt Woodward pulls it off.

Bit weird that his GF has been liking so many 'Welcome to Manchester' messages on Instagram though lol.

 

[wedward]

Still don't not too sure we have the funds to get him.

All those tire sponsorships for nothing.

Would be a shame.

 

[Jarnet87]

I told you,

Manchester is the home of the Albiceleste. First Rojo, then Di Maria. Then the Messiah.

 

[KidA Seven]

Rojo's wife has a nice butt. Almost as great as Hazard's. (&#8976;&#9632;_&#9632


Anybody here on gaf on the same level as Premier Ass?

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

United haven't actually bid yet, have they? All the talk is about convincing the player to join first. Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. Still don't not too sure we have the funds to get him.

Find this 'have we bid stuff' a bit odd. Why would we publicly bid unless we were sure the selling club are going to sell for that price. If anything it's the only thing Woodward has learned from last season.

 

[Arnie]

I thought this tube strike was supposed to be over by 10pm? FFS.

It's only central down, isn't it?

I spent a good 30 minutes on the Northern earlier reading about Welbeck's EXODUS in the Evening Standard.

Still can't wrap my head around Balotelli. Don't even think Rodgers is sure about it. It's loopy.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

It's only central down, isn't it?

I spent a good 30 minutes on the Northern earlier reading about Welbeck's EXODUS in the Evening Standard.

Still can't wrap my head around Balotelli. Don't even think Rodgers is sure about it. It's loopy.

Don't worry it's the transfer committee's fault.

 

[Scum]

United haven't actually bid yet, have they? All the talk is about convincing the player to join first. Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. Still don't not too sure we have the funds to get him.

You can have Naughton, Lennon, Dawson and Fryers. £0m up front. £0m over 48 weeks. You can even keep the addons and bonuses.

 

[K1LLER7]

It's only central down, isn't it?

I spent a good 30 minutes on the Northern earlier reading about Welbeck's EXODUS in the Evening Standard.

Still can't wrap my head around Balotelli. Don't even think Rodgers is sure about it. It's loopy.

Have you read this?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/managers/louis-van-gaal/11052364/Louis-van-Gaal-It-has-been-a-very-difficult-start-at-Manchester-United-but-I-will-deliver.html

 

[Scum]

It's only central down, isn't it?

I spent a good 30 minutes on the Northern earlier reading about Welbeck's EXODUS in the Evening Standard.

Still can't wrap my head around Balotelli. Don't even think Rodgers is sure about it. It's loopy.

Yeah. Just the Central line. Just waiting for a bus at Stratford now. Prepping for the inevitable surge.

Balo will come good.

 

[Clegg]

Find this 'have we bid stuff' a bit odd. Why would we publicly bid unless we were sure the selling club are going to sell for that price. If anything it's the only thing Woodward has learned from last season.

Just commenting on these stories from Marca saying a bid has been accepted. If it was then we'd know about it from the English media. I know they hadn't a whiff of the Herrera story but this one is different. For a world class player between two clubs who find it very hard/don't bother to plug leaks. I'd be very surprised if we'd already gotten to the point where Di Maria is convince to join us.

 

[Jarnet87]

Welbeck out Di Maria in, all confirmed this coming Monday? I don't like Mondays, no, I now love Mondays.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Welbeck out Di Maria in, all confirmed this coming Monday? I don't like Mondays, no, I now love Mondays.

I wonder which one is better on the wing.

 

[Arnie]

Don't worry it's the transfer committee's fault.

Who's fault is Rojo?

Have you read this?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/managers/louis-van-gaal/11052364/Louis-van-Gaal-It-has-been-a-very-difficult-start-at-Manchester-United-but-I-will-deliver.html

Yes, I enjoyed it.

Although I read it after I saw that clip from today's conference and realised he was wheeling out the same handful of analogies and statements.

LVG playbook.

Do like him, though. Bet he's a fucking riot after two Amstels.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Whose fault is Rojo?

Glazers obvs.

 

[Wilbur]

I'm telling you, Welbeck haters will be eating their fucking words. Look what happened to Sturridge.

Also, why do Bayern want Khedira? Is Rode, Schweini, Thiago, Alaba, Lahm, Gaudino and Hojbjerg not enough while Martinez is injured?

 

[Jarnet87]

I wonder which one is better on the wing.

I think Di Maria blindfolded could still manage more goals then Welbeck.

They obviously want Khedira for CB Wilbz.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I'm telling you, Welbeck haters will be eating their fucking words. Look what happened to Sturridge.

Also, why do Bayern want Khedira? Is Rode, Schweini, Thiago, Alaba, Lahm, Gaudino and Hojbjerg not enough while Martinez is injured?

Don't hate him, just don't think he's good enough to warrant a place over RVP/Rooney.

 

[Bold One]

I hope Welbeck stays


Anyone else find it weird that there's now a focus on Di Maria's wife's social media activites?, but if he signs, she should get Woodward's commision

 

[Scum]

Who's fault is Rojo?


Yes, I enjoyed it.

Although I read it after I saw that clip from today's conference and realised he was wheeling out the same handful of analogies and statements.

LVG playbook.

Do like him, though. Bet he's a fucking riot after two Amstels.

Aren't you on the piss in another country?

 

[Arnie]

Is Rode, Schweini, Thiago, Alaba, Lahm, Gaudino and Hojbjerg not enough while Martinez is injured?

If you didn't have to goole players like Gaudino and Hojbjerg then that's fucking minging.

That's like Bla knowing who Jordan Rossiter is.

Aren't you on the piss in another country?

Back today.

Get to bathe myself in football and carnival this weekend.

 

[Scum]

I'm telling you, Welbeck haters will be eating their fucking words. Look what happened to Sturridge.

Also, why do Bayern want Khedira? Is Rode, Schweini, Thiago, Alaba, Lahm, Gaudino and Hojbjerg not enough while Martinez is injured?

Wilbs pls. Enough silly questions. &#128530;

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I'm telling you, Welbeck haters will be eating their fucking words. Look what happened to Sturridge.

Is it cus he's black?

 

[Salvadora]

Can't see Welbeck doing a Sturridge Wilb, situation is a bit different. Could definitely do a job for someone though.

 

[WAR recon zero]

Still bitter

Why James out
Why Isco
Why did Ronnie play
Why won't we pay DiMaria what he wants

Fuck Flopper. Fuck

 

[Yurt]

What is Levy going to do with that bucket?

Levy would've used a dropper m8

 

[Wilbur]

If you didn't have to goole players like Gaudino and Hojbjerg then that's fucking minging.

That's like Bla knowing who Jordan Rossiter is.


Back today.

Get to bathe myself in football and carnival this weekend.

Mate they both started in the Bundesliga today

I think

Gaudino definitely did

 

[Arnie]

Seems to be detached from the consensus here but I thought James was bang average tonight.

Mate they both started in the Bundesliga today

I think

Gaudino definitely did

Even then they shouldn't be on the outer edges of your BRAIN, complete with foreign spellings.

you f r e a k

I still don't know who Bernat is.

Has Pep kidnapped all of these players overnight?

 

[Broder Salsa]

If you didn't have to goole players like Gaudino and Hojbjerg then that's fucking minging.

That's like Bla knowing who Jordan Rossiter is.


Back today.

Get to bathe myself in football and carnival this weekend.

Højbjerg is the new Xavi.

Seems to be detached from the consensus here but I thought James was bang average tonight.

No, he was, again.

 

[Gurthang]

Seems to be detached from the consensus here but I thought James was bang average tonight.

Everyone looked average or worse against Atletico in the two legs

 

[Jarnet87]

Rooney and Wilson for Sunday. Wilson scores 2. Sunderland are suckers for youngsters.