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[Yurt]

I officially retire from watching football as of today. Fuck Madrid, fuck Perez, fuck Chic-a-cunt.

What a talentless bag of horse shit this team has become.

Fuck you Flo.

Honestly, you shouldn't care about football anyway, you've won 10 CL titles. Game over.

 

[figadapaura]

I hadn't even played any games when I was 7, let alone Resident Evil.

Sheltered.

 

[panty]

Fuck off Casillas, fuck off Pepe, fuck off Khedira, fuck off and die Arbeloa and fuck off Benzema.

Oh and fuck off Flo as well and take that little shit James with you.

 

[FlutterPuffs]

Sad thing is that I love RM. Really. Been trying to get the black jersey all week.

Still think they have been hilarious this transfer window.

 

[RiggyRob]

So according to that ESPN tweet, Di Maria, Falcao and Blind would cover the three new signings, no?

 

[figadapaura]

Fuck off Casillas, fuck off Pepe, fuck off Khedira, fuck off and die Arbeloa and fuck off Benzema.

Oh and fuck off Flo as well and take that little shit James with you.

I don't even remember being this angry last year.

La Decima killed Real.

 

[Hixx]

I hadn't even played any games when I was 7, let alone Resident Evil.

I didn't play it, me and my cousin watched my uncle play through it. That and the dog through window scene... jumped under the sheets on the bed when that happened. My nan came running upstairs shouting at my uncle "what have you done to them!?"

I was playing games when I was like... 4, maybe. Sonic on the Mega Drive, Toejam and Earl outside in the sun... great memories.

 

[Freewheelin']

Not at all hopeful we're getting someone in today.

Nope.

And I thought this would be a successful transfer window this year

It's the hope that has killed me.

 

[Deaf Spacker]

Holy shit, we have Falcao?!

Woodward!

 

[figadapaura]

So according to that ESPN tweet, Di Maria, Falcao and Blind would cover the three new signings, no?

But we need another CM.

 

[FlutterPuffs]

So according to that ESPN tweet, Di Maria, Falcao and Blind would cover the three new signings, no?

 

[Kikarian]

We're in for a midfielder, too. According to Miguel Delaney.

Who's usually spot on.

 

[K1LLER7]

Man Utd transfer window:

In:

Shaw
Herrera
Rojo
Blind
Di Maria
Falcao

Out:

Nani
Hernandez
Vidic
Rio
Kagawa

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Falcao will keep United in the Premier League at least.

 

[StealthGoblin]

Utd still need some players who will pass forward instead of hoofing it. So basically a whole new defence and a very good DM.

 

[figadapaura]

looool

 

[pappe]

United will finally be fun to play in Fifa.

 

[Yurt]

SKY Italia: Vidal has handed in a transfer request and wants to join Man Utd
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football is DEAD. Take me with you Panty

you know what? Fuck this, show me those nudes again

 

[Clegg]

We're not signing Falcao. We're not signing a midfielder either.

Neither are we making top 4.

 

[qindarka]

I'm getting spoilt. Bit upset about Falcao's United move for some reason even though it's much preferable to him joining City or Arsenal. Would rather he'd have moved to Madrid.

Chelsea won't be that great this season, by the way. Defence is looking poor and we lack depth in CB and CM. Everton win was misleading, profited from terrible defending.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

SKY Italia: Vidal has handed in a transfer request and wants to join Man Utd
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football is DEAD. Take me with you Panty

seriously???

Fuck football.

 

[RiggyRob]

But we need another CM.

Hmm, I wouldn't get my hopes up.

Man Utd transfer window:

In:

Shaw
Herrera
Rojo
Blind
Di Maria
Falcao

Out:

Nani
Hernandez
Vidic
Rio
Kagawa

+ Evra out too.

 

[K1LLER7]

SKY Italia: Vidal has handed in a transfer request and wants to join Man Utd
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football is DEAD. Take me with you Panty

you know what? Fuck this, show me those nudes again

Stop Yurt.

Don't do this.

 

[Bold One]

SKY Italia: Vidal has handed in a transfer request and wants to join Man Utd
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football is DEAD. Take me with you Panty

you know what? Fuck this, show me those nudes again

you mutherfuckin liar

 

[Yurt]

We're not signing Falcao. We're not signing a midfielder either.

Neither are we making top 4.

OH REALLY



OH REALLY

 

[D_prOdigy]

SKY Italia: Vidal has handed in a transfer request and wants to join Man Utd
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football is DEAD. Take me with you Panty

you know what? Fuck this, show me those nudes again

you shut your whore mouth

 

[figadapaura]

Man Utd transfer window:

In:

Shaw
Herrera
Rojo
Blind
Di Maria
Falcao

Out:

Nani
Hernandez
Vidic
Rio
Kagawa

This window has been so much better than I could have ever hoped for. Another CM and Cleverley going would be fucking amazing.

seriously???

Fuck football.

Don't fall for Yurt's lies.

 

[Salvadora]

Chelsea won't be that great this season, by the way.

:lol

This brightened my day up

 

[FlutterPuffs]

Here's hoping we at least loan a CB.

 

[panty]

SKY Italia: Vidal has handed in a transfer request and wants to join Man Utd
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football is DEAD. Take me with you Panty

you know what? Fuck this, show me those nudes again

yeah PM me and I'll even give you a link to football streams.

FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT SPORT

 

[GHG]

Arsene...

What are you doing?

Im done if this guy seriously thinks sanogo is the way forward.

 

[Hixx]

We had 60% possession against QPR. More shots on target. More corners. I blame luck.

 

[Freewheelin']

you shut your whore mouth

:lol this made me laugh

 

[qindarka]

We had 60% possession against QPR. More shots on target. More corners. I blame luck.

Should have signed Kalou to put away those chances.

 

[Nicktendo86]

Yurt that should be fucking bannable.

 

[Yurt]

yeah PM me and I'll even give you a link to football streams.

okay but preferably SD and low quality streams because I don't even want to see the faces of our players

or fucking Allegri

 

[3Sixty]

We had 60% possession against QPR. More shots on target. More corners. I blame luck.

Moral winners.

 

[FlutterPuffs]

Hmm, I wouldn't get my hopes up.


+ Evra out too.

Oh with Falcao being on a loan?

That's a sign we are using our transfer money for someone else.

 

[Scum]

Transfer muppetry! Falcao on loan to Man Utd, huh? Can we have Dat Guy or has he gone to Arsenal...?

 

[Kikarian]

Yurt pls

 

[Hixx]

Should have signed Kalou to put away those chances.

We aren't signing a striker, we are going to persist with Wickham on the left wing to accommodate that fucking pisshead Fletcher.

Moral winners.

Absolutely. But it still hurts.

 

[K1LLER7]

Balague: "Falcao agents insist he's been bought €65m for 4 years. Loan deal first for FFP reasons?"

 

[figadapaura]

So Lindegaard ain't leaving. That's good. Imagine if De Gea got injured and all we had was Amos.

 

[Yurt]

yeah PM me and I'll even give you a link to football streams.

you know what, fuck this too

I don't want streams, I want audio

I'll just listen to our games from now on
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"DAI DAI DAI -- Allegri"

UGH

*headbutts the radio*

 

[Mastadon]

Falcao doing his level best to avoid playing in the CL.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Guillem Balague ‏@GuillemBalague 1m

Falcao agents insist he's been bought €65m for 4 years. Loan deal first for FFP reasons?

Interesting.

 

[Vivalaraza]

RUM

FUCKIN

BO

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Philosophy

 

[figadapaura]

Balague: "Falcao agents insist he's been bought €65m for 4 years. Loan deal first for FFP reasons?"

But FFP shouldn't be a problem for us, surely? Is it because we're going ham on another midfielder and we've already spent 100 odd million?

 

[K1LLER7]

I'm getting my Rumbo avatar out