Gareth Bale
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So odd.
His face is slowly becoming more eastern block and less Belgian crossdresser
So odd.
Where's the Di Maria avatars, lads? Was expecting to see some lol
Can't be bothered to change.Where's the Di Maria avatars, lads? Was expecting to see some lol
Oh right that was Salva I think. The idea was to put it back but as a second post but I don't think Meier did that. Changing the leagues image was a bad thing. My creation was pure art.I didn't remove the supporters list, was actually wondering where that went and was going to add it in again. Now I won't cause you accused me of it, and act like changing the leagues image back is a bad thing.
Strootman's injury is not healing well apparently, whatever that means.
Strootman's injury is not healing well apparently, whatever that means.
It means he's being brought back properly unlike Vidal who will become Hargreaves 2.0Strootman's injury is not healing well apparently, whatever that means.
you know when you first started wanking and you were just cumming dust
the first time actual spooge came out
did you think it was milk
did you think you were a cow
you know when you first started wanking and you were just cumming dust
the first time actual spooge came out
did you think it was milk
did you think you were a cow
But you don't even muppet!i will never change my avatar again
Carrick is perfect for that Deeper midfield position when compared to everybody else we have at the moment.
He can sit infront of the back 3 and be the link between defence and the midfield duo of Di Maria and Herrera.
Hope he can get back to fitness quickly.
Fuck all yall
Adnan may not be beautiful, but he is elegant on the pitch gliding all over and what not.
you know when you first started wanking and you were just cumming dust
the first time actual spooge came out
did you think it was milk
did you think you were a cow
I remember that time he scored against Sunderland, not just once, but twice, and everyone thought he was going to be amazing.
Que FootballFan's arrival and his comparison of David Beckham's looks and Adnan's.Fuck all yall
Adnan may not be beautiful, but he is elegant on the pitch gliding all over and what not.
Wait
When the fuck did you start wanking?
you know when you first started wanking and you were just cumming dust
the first time actual spooge came out
did you think it was milk
did you think you were a cow
This cannot work unless in a 4312 or 442 diamond.
you know when you first started wanking and you were just cumming dust
the first time actual spooge came out
did you think it was milk
did you think you were a cow
I must have been 12 I guess? Used to orgasm but nothing would exit my fishhole
and then one day
a millilitre of glue
'am i a cow'
Remember that time when the thread was in a kind of loop, and it was hilarious to read
those were fun times
Wait
When the fuck did you start wanking?
True. I hope he tries 1 of those formations out.This cannot work unless in a 4312 or 442 diamond.
Watched LA confidential the other day. It somehow escaped my eyes all these years. Excellent movie.
Think it was milk? What the hell m8, did you not learn about these things, did you not have porn? I remember at school me and some friends were talking about it, it was right around the age when boys starts being able to cum and this one classmate said "i'm jerking it as hard as i can, but nothing will come out!", I don't know why, but it kind of stuck with me ever since, this kid desperately trying to cum while the rest of us were just talking about how great cumming was.
One weird thing I remember, was worrying about if I was able to cum when I was with a girl for the first time. Little did I know you had to worry about not cumming too quickly.
Lol I wanked before the manmilk came out.
First time it did, my cock went floppy and I though I'd broken it, never to get hard again.
A short while later I realised what had happened nd it was it was the start of something wonderful
and grimy, dirty and sweaty, also hard patches on the carpet
Wilbur, Cows shoot milk from their boobs.
did you think your penis was a misplaced boob?
Wilbur, Cows shoot milk from their boobs.
did you think your penis was a misplaced boob?
Would explain the general look of it, which resembles a cow nipple much more than any cock I have actually seen. and I have seen a lot of cocks.
True. I hope he tries 1 of those formations out.
The furthest I've ever cum is my shoulder #basedcock
Some of you have issues.
and fuck cumming too quickly. I'm the opposite. I despise condoms. I can't cum with them on, and without them it still takes me 45 minutes
your avatar looks like he's COVERED in cum
I've not had sex with a condom on for about 4 years and I don't ever want to go back!!!