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Football Thread 2014/15 |OT4| Did you see that Ludogorets display last night?

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So odd.

His face is slowly becoming more eastern block and less Belgian crossdresser
 

Suen

Member
I didn't remove the supporters list, was actually wondering where that went and was going to add it in again. Now I won't cause you accused me of it, and act like changing the leagues image back is a bad thing.
Oh right that was Salva I think. The idea was to put it back but as a second post but I don't think Meier did that. Changing the leagues image was a bad thing. My creation was pure art.

Either way....I got to accuse you for something you didn't do, and it doesn't happen everyday.

#WorthIt
 

Wilbur

Banned
you know when you first started wanking and you were just cumming dust

the first time actual spooge came out

did you think it was milk

did you think you were a cow
 
Fuck all yall

Adnan may not be beautiful, but he is elegant on the pitch gliding all over and what not.

Especially compared to Sterling who runs like a fucking chicken.
 

scently

Member
Carrick is perfect for that Deeper midfield position when compared to everybody else we have at the moment.

He can sit infront of the back 3 and be the link between defence and the midfield duo of Di Maria and Herrera.

Hope he can get back to fitness quickly.

This cannot work unless in a 4312 or 442 diamond.
 
you know when you first started wanking and you were just cumming dust

the first time actual spooge came out

did you think it was milk

did you think you were a cow

Lol I wanked before the manmilk came out.

First time it did, my cock went floppy and I though I'd broken it, never to get hard again.

A short while later I realised what had happened nd it was it was the start of something wonderful

and grimy, dirty and sweaty, also hard patches on the carpet
 
you know when you first started wanking and you were just cumming dust

the first time actual spooge came out

did you think it was milk

did you think you were a cow

Think it was milk? What the hell m8, did you not learn about these things, did you not have porn? I remember at school me and some friends were talking about it, it was right around the age when boys starts being able to cum and this one classmate said "i'm jerking it as hard as i can, but nothing will come out!", I don't know why, but it kind of stuck with me ever since, this kid desperately trying to cum while the rest of us were just talking about how great cumming was.

One weird thing I remember, was worrying about if I was able to cum when I was with a girl for the first time. Little did I know you had to worry about not cumming too quickly.
 
Watched LA confidential the other day. It somehow escaped my eyes all these years. Excellent movie.

I must have been 12 I guess? Used to orgasm but nothing would exit my fishhole

and then one day

a millilitre of glue

'am i a cow'

I didn't know what it was either. I didn't think it was milk, but I thought something was wrong with me. Like I had an injury on my dick or something.
 

L1NETT

Member
Remember that time when the thread was in a kind of loop, and it was hilarious to read

those were fun times

Are you trying to change the subject because your brother is talking about wanking whilst thinking he was

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And no Wilbz I didn't think I was a cow

Because

i'm not

mental
 
Wait

When the fuck did you start wanking?

My mom has told me stories about how I wouldn't stop touching my cock as a kid, and I was doing what was basically masturbation just casually in the living room and what not at a really young age and they told me to stop. #repressedyouth
 

Wilbur

Banned
Watched LA confidential the other day. It somehow escaped my eyes all these years. Excellent movie.

Genuinely perfect film.

Think it was milk? What the hell m8, did you not learn about these things, did you not have porn? I remember at school me and some friends were talking about it, it was right around the age when boys starts being able to cum and this one classmate said "i'm jerking it as hard as i can, but nothing will come out!", I don't know why, but it kind of stuck with me ever since, this kid desperately trying to cum while the rest of us were just talking about how great cumming was.

One weird thing I remember, was worrying about if I was able to cum when I was with a girl for the first time. Little did I know you had to worry about not cumming too quickly.

i'm only joking u cunt i didn't think dairy was coming out of my cock

I remember I came once and wiped my spunk on my friend's five pound note

and fuck cumming too quickly. I'm the opposite. I despise condoms. I can't cum with them on, and without them it still takes me 45 minutes
 

Hixx

Member
I can't ever remember being surprised by my spaff.

Apart from the first time I 'shot'. Right into my fucking fringe.
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Yurt

il capo silenzioso
Wilbur, Cows shoot milk from their boobs.

did you think your penis was a misplaced titty? God dun goofed again
 
Lol I wanked before the manmilk came out.

First time it did, my cock went floppy and I though I'd broken it, never to get hard again.

A short while later I realised what had happened nd it was it was the start of something wonderful

and grimy, dirty and sweaty, also hard patches on the carpet

fefa8b9b-0ef7-4b36-bba1-bb66c20a97c5.jpg
 

Wilbur

Banned
Wilbur, Cows shoot milk from their boobs.

did you think your penis was a misplaced boob?

i WISH

Fuck me that would be sensational

I was so horny earlier and I was thinking about that 18 year old I banged because all the work lot went out wednesday night (i had no money ;_; ) and one of my mate's took a shot of her at the bar leaning and her arse was peeking out of her dress and it was extraordinary and i couldn't stop thinking about fucking her again for a full two hours

i've calmed down now though, i'm watching doctor who

Would explain the general look of it, which resembles a cow nipple much more than any cock I have actually seen. and I have seen a lot of cocks.

It is quite pink isnt it
 

scently

Member
True. I hope he tries 1 of those formations out.

We are not going to really try them out until we get Shaw and maybe Rafael fit. Young and Valencia are awful as makeshift defenders. Jones and Smalling can't provide the width needed in a 4312/442 diamond. And Rojo is not available either.
 

Yurt

il capo silenzioso
and fuck cumming too quickly. I'm the opposite. I despise condoms. I can't cum with them on, and without them it still takes me 45 minutes

you dick is not used to the friction of her pp (hands are different innit)

use a lighter condom! I love those:

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