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[L1NETT]

wikipedia it

the fucking illustration

im dying

hahahahahhaa

that's AMAZING

 

[Freewheelin']

Yep, they totally are.

 

[Wilbur]

Hixx :lol

Can you lend your brother your anal beads pls Wilbur?

i dont have them anymore

we threw them away

they weren't the same colour as they were when i bought them

 

[Disagree Guy]

hahahahahhaa

that's AMAZING

Easier to follow than the instructions in flat pack furniture I guess

 

[Broder Salsa]

wtf are anal beads, are they literally the thing I'm thinking of?

wtf man

wtf

I once put some up on this free stuff in your local area facebook group, with a photo under the name "cool bracelet, giving it away as my dad doesn't need it anymore" and a bunch of people got really angry, there was a big controversy on there and in the end I was kicked out of the group. Now I can't get free shit in my local area anymore.

wikipedia it

the fucking illustration

im dying

That looks like one of my drawings.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Wikipedia illustrations for sex acts are great. Love bukkake.

 

[Freewheelin']

i can't go back to wiki anymore

that pic has ruined it for me

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

wtf are anal beads, are they literally the thing I'm thinking of?

wtf man

wtf

Lloyd please get off the internet.

 

[K1LLER7]

BLIND!

Very good signing imo. Liked what I saw of him in the WC. Can play a variety of positions and knows the system. Can cover in midfield and also in defence.

 

[Wilbur]

Bukkake is the noun form of the Japanese verb bukkakeru (ぶっ掛ける, to dash or sprinkle water),[8] and means "to dash", "splash", or "heavy splash"

themoreyouknow

 

[Lashley]

Horrible feeling Leicester will snatch a point/all 3 on Sunday.

Also, can I just say: Fantastic tagline for this thread.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Blind was looking forward to CL just a few days ago. :'[

i can't go back to wiki anymore

that pic has ruined it for me

It's not bad m8, now try and wiki ball and cock torture. There's not even any illustrations, they went full on yolo with the photos in that article.

 

[KidA Seven]

18m Euros is fine by me. Need a left back. Need a midfielder. Don't understand why people in here are hatin' so bad, all the Ajax fans rate him and he was POTS last year. I like it.

We don't need a lb because we just bought Shaw and Rojo. Rojo can fill in if Shaw is fat or injured. If he can do a decent job in midfield it will be a good signing though.

 

[Mastadon]

Also, can I just say: Fantastic tagline for this thread.

It's the best we've had in ages, I do a little giggle every time I read it.

 

[Disagree Guy]

Bukkake is the noun form of the Japanese verb bukkakeru (ぶっ掛ける, to dash or sprinkle water),[8] and means "to dash", "splash", or "heavy splash"

themoreyouknow

Belgium's strike force

Benteke and Lukaku, combined they make

Bukkake

 

[Mastadon]

Why do Man Utd keep buying left backs?

 

[Wilbur]

Blind was looking forward to CL just a few days ago. :'[



It's not bad m8, now try and wiki ball and cock torture. There's not even any illustrations, they went full on yolo with the photos in that article.

The humbler looks fun

also i just found out there's german pornogrind music

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Why do Man Utd keep buying left backs?

We aren't.

Jonas Giæver ‏@CheGiaevara 2m

Just like to state one thing about Daley Blind; he is NOT a left wingback. He CAN play left wingback. Primarily a holding midfielder.

 

[Niven]

We had a laugh about it at the time.

Interestingly the last time I bummed someone. Now just stick to the flange m8.

Worse thing for me was I was doggy this girl next thing I know it feels extreme wet like soaking so I pull out and look down and I'd snapped my banjo and it was a pool of blood and I have a phobia of blood next thing I know I wake up like 2 mins later after fainting laying in this pool of blood and this naked girl freaking out it's so funny thinking about it now

 

[Freewheelin']

It's not bad m8, now try and wiki ball and cock torture. There's not even any illustrations, they went full on yolo with the photos in that article.

great, now i need to poop

 

[Hixx]

The snowballing illustration is amazing

 

[Broder Salsa]

It hurts.

Fuck you Ståle.

The snowballing illustration is amazing

Is... that Jesus?

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

The snowballing illustration is amazing

I like how basically someone drew a woman and then said fuck it we have to be PC here and just drew a beard on her.

 

[Hixx]

He's signed for Genoa, he can't be any good.

 

[Disagree Guy]

Worse thing for me was I was doggy this girl next thing I know it feels extreme wet like soaking so I pull out and look down and I'd snapped my banjo and it was a pool of blood and I have a phobia of blood next thing I know I wake up like 2 mins later after fainting laying in this pool of blood and this naked girl freaking out it's so funny thinking about it now

My m8 broke his cock in a girl. Kept showing everyone photos of his mangled rod. Pretty rough considering his gf was fat.

Gotta get em wet bruv, otherwise all kinds of friction issues can occur. Hope your member is all good now

 

[Scum]

Please God be normal Mirror bullshit. He doesn't deserve that, not there.

Hopefully the ITK responsible just got the S in the wrong place and it's meant to be Andros to QPR, not Sandro...

Fucking hell.

 

[LegoArmo]

Blind is a defensive mid, and Rojo is a centre back. Two of them together is enough cover for left back, one of them is not.

Blind has also played centre back on occasion. Football existed before the World Cup.

 

[Mastadon]

We aren't.

Nope pretty sure you'll be lining up like this

 

[Heebie Jeebies]

£14m is a really good price. If we manage to sell Cleverley this weekend Gill will have been forgotten.

 

[figadapaura]

As soon as we sell Cleverley. this will be our best window ever.

 

[Broder Salsa]

He's signed for Genoa, he can't be any good.

One year loan.

Spoiler

With an option to buy.

Oh my, they got gifs on wiki too, Cock ring gif lol

 

[Disagree Guy]

As soon as we sell Cleverley. this will be our best window ever.

Lol that's sad considering where you will end up this season.....

 

[figadapaura]

Blind is a defensive mid, and Rojo is a centre back. Two of them together is enough cover for left back, one of them is not.

Blind has also played centre back on occasion. Football existed before the World Cup.

Suddenly I feel happy about our squad, so we'll probably play like shit against Burnley.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Nope pretty sure you'll be lining up like this

I fail to see the problem with this.

We'll have a 3 on 1 everytime up that left flank. #LVGenuis

 

[figadapaura]

Lol that's sad considering where you will end up this season.....

Can you tell me tomorrow's lottery numbers?

 

[Niven]

My m8 broke his cock in a girl. Kept showing everyone photos of his mangled rod. Pretty rough considering his gf was fat.

Gotta get em wet bruv, otherwise all kinds of friction issues can occur. Hope your member is all good now

Yeah I learnt from my mistakes I'm all good now, it's that time of year to get ready for the fresh meat at uni so I'm excited!

 

[GorillaJu]

Bukkake is the noun form of the Japanese verb bukkakeru (ぶっ掛ける, to dash or sprinkle water),[8] and means "to dash", "splash", or "heavy splash"

themoreyouknow

Yep. It's only a porn thing to westerners. If you asked a Japanese person if they like bukkake they'll probably think you're asking if they like udon noodles.

 

[Honey Bunny]

Man. I want Torres to go. But I don't want him to leave.

2 year loan for Torres confirmed by Chelsea.

Thanks Mou :')

 

[Bold One]

10 days till Destiny

 

[KidA Seven]

Pls go to Villa Cleverley. I can just imagine Roy Keane witnessing his shit displays.

 

[Clegg]

Linius is gonna kill us.

Viva gonna be mad at this transfer.

Sal won't give a fuck.

 

[K1LLER7]

All set to play 433. Do it Louie!

 

[Mr Cola]

Will Blind become our first choice DM you guys reckon then? Or is he just a good fill option being so versatile.

 

[KidA Seven]

Will Blind become our first choice DM you guys reckon then? Or is he just a good fill option being so versatile.

He's competing with turds so yes.

 

[K1LLER7]

Will Blind become our first choice DM you guys reckon then? Or is he just a good fill option being so versatile.

1st choice till Carrick gets back. Then it's between the 2.

 

[figadapaura]

Will Blind become our first choice DM you guys reckon then? Or is he just a good fill option being so versatile.

I'd imagine so. The only other player I'd put there is Carrick and it isn't his natural position.

 

[Mr Cola]

He's competing with turds so yes.

1st choice till Carrick gets back. Then it's between the 2.

Surely this is great news then, wonder why Redcafe is so miserable about it, we needed a DM, we got one, too little time left in the window to feel bad about who we go, fact is we sorted a concern.

 

[GorillaJu]

well between Clasie and Blind you got the better of the two for sure.

 

[Wilbur]

De Gea; Rafael, Jones, Rojo, Shaw; Blind, Herrera, Di Maria; Mata, van Persie, Rooney

WE'RE GONNA WIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

 

[figadapaura]

Surely this is great news then, wonder why Redcafe is so miserable about it, we needed a DM, we got one, too little time left in the window to feel bad about who we go, fact is we sorted a concern.

They wanted a marquee signing and we got a good squad player.