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[Wilbur]

you dick is not used to the friction of her pp (hands are different innit)

use a lighter condom! I love those:

I use these, they're the best I've found but still nothing like the real thing

 

[Yurt]

lucky ;_; the best sound in the world:

"i'm on the pill"

THEY LIE NATHAN

 

[Disagree Guy]

I've not had sex with a condom on for about 4 years and I don't ever want to go back!!!

Condoms are for fucking skanks or up the arse.

Nothing like going in bareback. Although I do have a 3 week old daughter now so.... Missing the regular sex ting from my gf

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

THEY LIE NATHAN

/Salazar'd

 

[Wilbur]

^ DG loooooooooooooooooooool

THEY LIE NATHAN

yurticles please understand that there is nothing better than feeling your own creampie on your shaft

i don't want the rubber to protect me

i want GOD to protect me

 

[Freewheelin']

Ozil comes back from the dead to say something

 

[Mr Cola]

Can we survive till Jan with our mid? Gonna have to be a bit jammy I feel but hopefully the performances will start to improve, possibility of a few spankings against the top teams, may have to go Mourinho on them.

I have faith, cant wait for tomorrow, gotta believe that with Di Maria we will improve a good 5-10%, nice to have someone with energy and application.

I really really hope its not another 90 minutes of sideways passing.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Condoms are for fucking skanks or up the arse.

Nothing like going in bareback. Although I do have a 3 week old daughter now so.... Missing the regular sex ting from my gf

Condoms... for... anal... ?

 

[Wilbur]

Can we survive till Jan with our mid? Gonna have to be a bit jammy I feel but hopefully the performances will start to improve, possibility of a few spankings against the top teams, may have to go Mourinho on them.

I have faith, cant wait for tomorrow, gotta believe that with Di Maria we will improve a good 5-10%, nice to have someone with energy and application.

I really really hope its not another 90 minutes of sideways passing.

We're going to draw 1-1

 

[Yurt]

^ DG loooooooooooooooooooool



yurticles please understand that there is nothing better than feeling your own creampie on your shaft

i don't want the rubber to protect me

i want GOD to protect me

of course, but it's really not worth it :lol better safe than BABIES

 

[Disagree Guy]

Condoms... for... anal... ?

Lol coz who wants poo on their pipe?

 

[Clegg]

We're going to draw 1-1

Di Maria will come on in the second half, dive, win a pen and then go off with a thigh strain.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Condoms are for fucking skanks or up the arse.

Nothing like going in bareback. Although I do have a 3 week old daughter now so.... Missing the regular sex ting from my gf

My friend got a daughter who is now almost 2 years old and he's still barely getting any from the mother. He's desperate, but also hilarious. "I tell her... I FUCKING TOLD HER, if I'm not getting any soon again I will find something elsewhere, but she doesn't care" is a quite common line from him.

Enjoy years of no sex m8.

 

[Mr Cola]

We're going to draw 1-1

Mark Lawrenson said the same thing

 

[Niven]

lucky ;_; the best sound in the world:

"i'm on the pill"

the worst:

"david moyes is manager of manchester united"

Condoms are for fucking skanks or up the arse.

Nothing like going in bareback. Although I do have a 3 week old daughter now so.... Missing the regular sex ting from my gf

I've stocked up on condoms for freshers but i don't plan on using them! It's all about the pullout and the facial!

 

[Mastadon]

Do it properly lads and get the snip. No worries.

 

[Wilbur]

Do it properly lads and get the snip. No worries.

Not until I have one sprog when I'm around 30 and I teach him to fetch doritos

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Lol coz who wants poo on their pipe?

Why would you have anal with someone who doesn't know how to clean themselves? That's absurd.

 

[Mastadon]

Not until I have one sprog

Well yeah, got make sure you legacy is in place first innit.

 

[Hixx]

Lol coz who wants poo on their pipe?

What about poo in your pipe

imagine

chocolate spaff

I want to vomit

god that brendan face is so versatile

 

[LTWheels]

Condoms... for... anal... ?

Mark Lawrenson said the same thing

I agree.

Shower anal is better though.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Why would you have anal with someone who doesn't know how to clean themselves? That's absurd.

I don't know man, sometimes no matter how much I wipe there's still poop around my hole. I can not imagine it being too clean actually inside it.

 

[Wilbur]

I'm always surprised how when I finger an asshole or put my cock in it there's never shit but the one time I used anal beads on someone poop was everywhere

it was fucking JOKES

 

[FootballFan]

You guys are crazy if you don't think adnan is good looking.

Potential to be the new david beckham on and off the field easily.

 

[Disagree Guy]

My friend got a daughter who is now almost 2 years old and he's still barely getting any from the mother. He's desperate, but also hilarious. "I tell her... I FUCKING TOLD HER, if I'm not getting any soon again I will find something elsewhere, but she doesn't care" is a quite common line from him.

Enjoy years of no sex m8.

The thing is, she's gagging for it but my epic alpha spunk made a big baby so she needs to recover.

Most normal women would be unable to bore my spawn but my gf is made of stronger stuff.

Got a real keeper.

 

[L1NETT]

Condoms... for... anal... ?

Errr yes??

And congrats on the kid Disagree Guy

 

[valeo]

I'm always surprised how when I finger an asshole or put my cock in it there's never shit but the one time I used anal beads on someone poop was everywhere

it was fucking JOKES

I just gagged.

 

[Niven]

I'm to scared to do anal man!

 

[K1LLER7]

You guys are crazy if you don't think adnan is good looking.

Potential to be the new david beckham on and off the field easily.

Annnnnd here it is

 

[Disagree Guy]

Errr yes??

And congrats on the kid Disagree Guy

Cheers bruv, she's a diamond. Most beautiful thing I have ever created.

Gonna cure all the worlds diseases one day.

You are welcome

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I don't know man, sometimes no matter how much I wipe there's still poop around my hole. I can not imagine it being too clean actually inside it.

Douching innit.

Errr yes??

Well yeah STI angle and all that but with a regular partner no wai.

 

[Wilbur]

I just gagged.

oh man it was so funny, i pulled it out nice and slow and

 

[GorillaJu]

This was decidedly the wrong thread to open while eating breakfast.

 

[FootballFan]

Annnnnd here it is

Genuinely didn't see your post.

Now i feel weird...

 

[Disagree Guy]

I'm to scared to do anal man!

Fucked a lady up the arse once, with a condom.

Pulled out afterwards and..... Well you know sweetcorn? Not like a whole kernel but just the skin?

Perched right on the end of the spunk filled teet of the condom. I told my gf that story and she relays it to my friends as 'sweetcorn girl'

Quite the party topic

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

Matt Lawton ‏@Matt_Lawton_DM 39s

Am told Daley Blind to Manchester United is a done deal at around 18m Euro. More to follow on @MailSport

Done dealio.

 

[Freewheelin']

wtf are anal beads, are they literally the thing I'm thinking of?

wtf man

wtf

 

[Clegg]

Done dealio.

Yay?

 

[LegoArmo]

Done dealio.

Hmm. I like his versatility.

 

[Broder Salsa]

This was decidedly the wrong thread to open while eating breakfast.

You browse the whatsapp at work too, you are asking for it!

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

MailOnline Sport ‏@MailSport 1m

BREAKING: Manchester United agree £14m fee with Ajax for Daley Blind

Etc.

 

[Niven]

Fucked a lady up the arse once, with a condom.

Pulled out afterwards and..... Well you know sweetcorn? Not like a whole kernel but just the skin?

Perched right on the end of the spunk filled teet of the condom. I told my gf that story and she relays it to my friends as 'sweetcorn girl'

Quite the party topic

This is what I mean, I would die a little bit in side if this happen to me haha

 

[Mastadon]

wtf are anal beads, are they literally the thing I'm thinking of?

wtf man

wtf

Yep, they totally are.

 

[Wilbur]

Done dealio.

18m Euros is fine by me. Need a left back. Need a midfielder. Don't understand why people in here are hatin' so bad, all the Ajax fans rate him and he was POTS last year. I like it.

 

[Hixx]

wtf are anal beads, are they literally the thing I'm thinking of?

wtf man

wtf

wikipedia it

the fucking illustration

im dying

 

[Disagree Guy]

This is what I mean, I would die a little bit in side if this happen to me haha

We had a laugh about it at the time.

Interestingly the last time I bummed someone. Now just stick to the flange m8.

 

[Mastadon]

18m Euros is fine by me. Need a left back. Need a midfielder. Don't understand why people in here are hatin' so bad, all the Ajax fans rate him and he was POTS last year. I like it.

Can you lend your brother your anal beads pls Wilbur?

 

[figadapaura]

Etc.

At least he doesn't have to adjust to the system. Should be a decent signing.

 

[Fergie]

So the last transfer is Blind.

I guess it's decent. Better than nothing I suppose. Wouldn't have minded Carvalho but that price tag will deter anyone really.

 

[Clegg]

£14m isn't too bad. Left footed DM who can cover in defence, right? Probably not the level of player we need, but will be a good squad addition.