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Football Thread 2014/15 |OT8| - Sunderland 0

Diego Costa walked into ­Chelsea’s training complex for the first time, summoned Oscar and instructed him to round up the three toughest players.

Dutifully, Oscar wandered off and returned with John Terry, Branislav Ivanovic and Gary Cahill.

Costa speaks little to no English but had decided to learn a line of introduction, parrot-fashion.

Slightly bemused, Terry, Cahill and Ivanovic looked on as Costa raised his fists towards them and growled: “I go into battle. You come with me.”

Lololol if thats true, that would be incredible. I doubt it is but still :(
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Some glorious one liners

Liverpool’s kit is made by Warrior, Chelsea had one.
The Blues’ attack was spearheaded by a fearsome cruiserweight, Liverpool’s by the equivalent of someone parading the cards between rounds.

A bit harsh on Liverpool I thought
 
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