That's a pretty mess.
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Football Thread 2014/15 |OT8| - Sunderland 0
- Thread starter Lana Del Rey
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That's a pretty mess.
Gareth Bale
Member
But that's what dressing rooms look like...?
Steverulez
Member
One Liverpool twitter account is. Its not like golden boy Gerrard and all his mates have to clean it up ffs.
You just know Costa left a turd somewhere though
Well yeh, its not my picture
Seems normal to me but there we go. I can't work out if the twitter account I got it from is a parody account or notBroder Salsa
Banned
Haha fucking christ, it's a few bottles, some grass from boots and a little paper. Nothing is destroyed. I could clean that up in 5 minutes.
LabouredSubterfuge
Member
To be fair, they could have at least put their junk in a trash can. Makes no sense to leave your bottles of shampoo, water and a bunch of toilet paper all over the place. I suppose they've been raised to clean up after their asses at one point.
The mud and grass, yeah that belongs there.
LabouredSubterfuge
Member
It's tape, not toilet paper lol
Tape or whatever. Doesn't undermine my point. But looking at the posts in this thread I'm apparently the only person who is taught not to leave a mess. I know they pay people to clean the dressing rooms, but it's little to no effort for each of the players to at least put their junk in a trash can. Leave the rest to the cleaners.
Broder Salsa
Banned
If you want to hear some real changing room drama.
Saints away has mirrors in the toilet cubicles, one at head high and one knee high. Not only do you have to watch yourself take a shit but there also used to be a saints shirt between the 2 mirrors so it looked like you had the shirt on. That was until famously an unnamed French Arsenal player pulled them down after a defeat.
Perfect Blue
Banned
That's brilliant.
Broder Salsa
Banned
Wow that sounds fantastic for whatsapp video messages
Haha, that's proper banter
Other great shit about the room.
The seating is sort of wooden slab bench designed to be a slab or 2 too deep which means you can't lean back against the wall and have your feet on the floor at the same time. Causes havock with you hamstrings.
7 Showers so people have to wait ages.
Painted corners to make the room feel smaller.
Also the tunnel used to have artwork designed to intimidate away players as they got closer to the pitch.
The seating is sort of wooden slab bench designed to be a slab or 2 too deep which means you can't lean back against the wall and have your feet on the floor at the same time. Causes havock with you hamstrings.
7 Showers so people have to wait ages.
Painted corners to make the room feel smaller.
Also the tunnel used to have artwork designed to intimidate away players as they got closer to the pitch.
Steverulez
Member
Thats awesome, no wonder you're doing so well this season
Psychological warfare, banter.
There was a time when teams came to visit us and people would say they're already 1-0 behind. Those were the times. My dad used to go to Ajax games for free by sneaking inside the stadium around the back with his school buddies. Those were the times.
FootballFan
Member
SPITZENREITER SPITZENREITER HEY HEY!
Hahaha that is fantastic
Man Utd Facebook ‏@MUFC_Facebook 8 minutes ago
Someone pls tell Luis Van Gaal to switch back to the diamond with Andre Herrera without the diamond we are static like a dead giraffe
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oh my...
He was benched another 90 minutes innit?
Broder Salsa
Banned
The injuries ruined any potential. You can have him for a few mils.
Yeah lol, how about no
He should have made the right call during the summer. He had the chance to come to us on loan but decided he's too big for the Eredivisie now. He said he wanted to play in a big league.
#wenttoseriea
Joke's on him.
He fought the law and the law (Evilore) won.
Freewheelin'
Member
I just assume he's living in a caravan and gets wifi access from time to time
Got demodded and his name changed to Blablurn. Obviously ashamed to show his face now.
Broder Salsa
Banned
FootballFan
Member
LabouredSubterfuge
Member
3Sixty will like this.
Lana Del Rey
Banned
It's not actively in anyone's mind, I completely forgot about it
I seem to remember Andy Awford ordering some changes to the away dressing room at Fratton Park during the start of this season. I think they painted it grey or something. We can't afford deeper benches. Or mirrors.
:lol
It feels so good to be good.
Really hope we get some results against the "big" teams.
:lol
I understand mirrors are a scarce resource in Portsmouth anyway
LabouredSubterfuge
Member
He went into a thread in OT called 1972 Andes Plane Disaster and was never seen again.
#savenoalsthread