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[Wilbur]

The bantz still going strong.

Each of you propose a footygaf squad for 5 v 5.

Goalkeepers

Kermit on account of being the best in the world
Dean on account of having big hands and balls

 

[Blablurn]

I'm striker.

Striking your ass, wilbz

 

[Yurt]

I play anywhere usually

Goalkeepers

Kermit on account of being the best in the world
Dean on account of having big hands and balls

Dean is too nice, they'll bully him in corners like De Gea

 

[Linius]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c264sV1_2JU&feature=youtu.be

Viktor Fischer is on his way back. We can only go up from here.

 

[Wilbur]

I'm striker.

Striking your ass, wilbz

I'd decimate you. Clean you out in the first five minutes because you snitched to the trainer coach that I shit in his briefcase.

I play anywhere usually



Dean is too nice, they'll bully him in corners like De Gea

I bet you're that wanker that always turned up on a Sunday still pissed from the night before

 

[Salvadora]

Arsenal only need a CB/DM so it isn't like even a smallish January budget would deter us anyway.

Nastastic/Schneiderlin and we're quids in.

 

[Steverulez]

We've been linked with Reus today I think? And Schurrle with Dortmund... would make a good swap deal.

 

[Lana Del Rey]

Wooden

You just know he'll bite someone

The wildcard

 

[cartoon_soldier]

I have hardly ever actually played football.

It was all cricket, cricket, cricket here as one can imagine

 

[Blablurn]

I'd decimate you. Clean you out in the first five minutes because you snitched to the trainer coach that I shit in his briefcase.

And what I saw in the shower

 

[Wilbur]

Arsenal only need a CB/DM so it isn't like even a smallish January budget would deter us anyway.

Nastastic/Schneiderlin and we're quids in.

Saints won't sell Schneiderlin in January if they're anywhere near European qualification.

I mean, I don't think they would anyway, but especially in that case.

I have hardly ever actually played football.

It was all cricket, cricket, cricket here as one can imagine

I don't think I had even heard of cricket until we won the ashes in 06 or something. Can't hack it. Too boring. It's boring to play, let alone watch.

 

[dc89]

@StuBrennanMEN 1 minute ago
Bosnia coach: Dzeko out for up to three weeks.

NOOOOOOO

 

[Frustrated_me]

Fuck FIFA and PES

If you like football go outside and play a 5 v 5

Amen. I play 5v5 every Tuesdays and been playing the last 4 years now. Best decision I've made, it's so much fun and I look forward to each game.

Last year we made the final although lost 7-0, that team was BEASTLY. This year we've yet to win in 4 games, ugh.

Our passing game needs work as well as our give and go.

 

[Wilbur]

And what I saw in the shower

 

[Yurt]

I'd decimate you. Clean you out in the first five minutes because you snitched to the trainer coach that I shit in his briefcase.



I bet you're that wanker that always turned up on a Sunday still pissed from the night before

Dude I don't go to play if I'm tired, why ruin their fun :lol

Unless they need a Lloris-esque rush goalie

 

[Scum]

£60m release clause in Sterling's contract?

Arsenal only need a CB/DM so it isn't like even a smallish January budget would deter us anyway.

Nastastic/Schneiderlin and we're quids in.

He's leaving in January, m9.

We've been linked with Reus today I think? And Schurrle with Dortmund... would make a good swap deal.

Saw it in the BBC rumour section.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

I don't think I had even heard of cricket until we won the ashes in 06 or something. Can't hack it. Too boring. It's boring to play, let alone watch.

I didn't start watching football till 10th grade/standard.

I hated how popular Cricket was here. I even took coaching classes for it and apparently I was good at bowling too according to the coach. But fuck playing 5 day tests.

Edit: Also, just remembered, whatsapp add

 

[L1NETT]

Cricket is wonderfully social.

Shame I played with mostly a bunch of wank stains who couldn't talk about nowt bar tits and cars

Shame I was really good at it too. Why can't I be good at something I enjoy

Instead I play football like a poor man's Stephen Carr

And that's saying something

Fake edit: Oh don't forget FA Cup draw on at 7 folks.

 

[Salvadora]

Saints won't sell Schneiderlin in January if they're anywhere near European qualification.

I mean, I don't think they would anyway, but especially in that case.

He's expressed a desire to leave in the (recent) past and we're rich bitch.

wee buns m8.

 

[Frustrated_me]

goddamnit mario

Still GOAT VAG, fucking Nasri...

 

[Scum]

BBC2 isn't it, Linette?

 

[Milchmonster]

goddamnit mario

If it wasn't for GötzeBoner.jpg, I'd think their relationship is fake to promote her career and hide that he's gay. She's just so fake. But we all know Mario doesn't like real stuff. He doesn't even like real love.

 

[Blablurn]

If it wasn't for GötzeBoner.jpg, I'd think their relationship is fake to promote her career and hide that he's gay. She's just so fake. But we all know Mario doesn't like real stuff. He doesn't even like real love.

that made me legit laugh

well done milch

 

[dc89]

The bantz still going strong.

Each of you propose a footygaf squad for 5 v 5.

--------------------FF------------------

-------------------ME-------------------

-------Wilbz--------------Yurt----------

-----------------Arnie*---------------------

Subs: Bla, Matthew, WJD & Salazar




*Built like Suarez, bound to score goals.

 

[Yurt]

Amen. I pay 5v5 every Tuesdays and been playing the last 4 years now. Best decision I;ve made, it's so much fun and I look forward to each game.

Last year we made the final although lost 7-0, that team was BEASTLY. This year we've yet to win in 4 games, ugh.

Our passing game needs work as well as our give and go.

you play for Barca? What a plot twist!

I'd think their relationship is fake to promote her career

like irina shayk

 

[Carbonox]

Nothing gets my anus wet quite like going in two footed in Sunday League Football and eradicating a life. Everyone should be playing Sunday League footiie. If you're even remotely in shape you'll be like Djemba-Djemba in his prime.

 

[Frustrated_me]

you play for Barca? What a plot twist!

:lol

 

[The_Hitcher89]

£60m release clause in Sterling's contract?

Poor move from us if so. If he becomes as good as he's capable of, and transfer prices remain as riiculous as they are now, £60m could easily be fuck all in 3 or so years' time.

Not a fan of release clauses for young players who have yet to fill their potential.

 

[FootballFan]

KidA has to be coach.

He is a tactical genius and knows where we'd be most deadly.

 

[FootballFan]

Dc why am I gk. Pls.

 

[Salvadora]

Poor move from us if so. If he becomes as good as he's capable of, and transfer prices remain as riiculous as they are now, £60m could easily be fuck all in 3 or so years' time.

Not a fan of release clauses for young players who have yet to fill their potential.

Haven't you in the recent past ignored a buy-out clause in contract for one of your players.

Stands to reason, you would do it again.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Dc why am I gk. Pls.

What other position can you play at 45?

 

[Yurt]

--------------------FF------------------

-------------------ME-------------------

-------Wilbz--------------Yurt----------

-----------------Arnie*---------------------

Subs: Bla, Matthew, WJD & Salazar




*Built like Suarez, bound to score goals.

WJD (he posted a vid once) and Salazar are legit good, I'll stick to the bench in their presence

I'll be their Eva

And dibs on man-marking KidA and L1NETT in corners

 

[Facism]

just so people know my 5 a side team irl had the best defensive record each season for 3 seasons. That's what you get with facism playing D.

Yurt knows.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Wooden

You just know he'll bite someone

The wildcard

I don't lose control like that playing football. I will constantly poke people and pull their shirt though, but all in the name of winning and maybe getting them sent off, not getting sent off myself.

 

[Lana Del Rey]

http://instagram.com/p/vOdy24vA3I/

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Haven't you in the recent past ignored a buy-out clause in contract for one of your players.

Stands to reason, you would do it again.

We got away with it once, in a position where we were trying to protect our ego as well. It would have been hugely embarassing for the club to have to sell him to Arsenal. I imagine our future release clauses will be watertight on the players' part after what happened with Suarez.

And if Madrid want a player, and there's an avenue to get him, they'll get him. Henry was operating under the assumption that Arsenal wouldn't be bothered to go through the hassle of trying to go through the courts and make us honour the release clause, Madrid on the other hand would probably put us through the grinder to make it happen

 

[FootballFan]

What other position can you play at 45?

People compare me to Facism. I am a rock at the back. I am puyol at his peak.

 

[Yurt]

just so people know my 5 a side team irl had the best defensive record each season for 3 seasons. That's what you get with facism playing D.

Yurt knows.

And they only have to look at Carbo's Chiellini-esque out of place nose really

They'll go back to playing PES

 

[dc89]

WJD (he posted a vid once) and Salazar are legit good, I'll stick to the bench in their presence

I'll be their Eva

And dibs on man-marking KidA and L1NETT in corners

Well it's a squad game Yurt and we all take a turn on the bench, plus I think they will be exceptional impact players. FF you're in goal because you're our Valdes, when he was in his prime.

 

[Blablurn]

if i preorder pes on amazon they will add a free football. i could use it and kick it against the wall afterwards.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Man marking yurt, sliding your meat sword in between his burger buns at every corner.

 

[Esch]

What an awful picture of Goatse. PES lost again.

 

[Yurt]

Man marking yurt, sliding your meat sword in between his burger buns at every corner.

I'll allow that

 

[dc89]

if i preorder pes on amazon they will add a free football. i could use it and kick it against the wall afterwards.

I'll invite you down for a trial for my team.

 

[FootballFan]

Well it's a squad game Yurt and we all take a turn on the bench, plus I think they will be exceptional impact players. FF you're in goal because you're our Valdes, when he was in his prime.

Pls. I can't gk for shit. I am puyol.

http://i.imgur.com/2UiUFII.png[IMG]

if i preorder pes on amazon they will add a free football. i could use it and kick it against the wall afterwards.[/QUOTE]

Hahaha

 

[Linius]

WJD (he posted a vid once) and Salazar are legit good, I'll stick to the bench in their presence

I'll be their Eva

And dibs on man-marking KidA and L1NETT in corners

What vid? I need to see it now.

 

[bjaelke]

German TV (sport1) just ran a news segment about Bale tweeting a video of Neuer's skill pass. That's a new low.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Arsenal need way more than Nastasic and Schneiderlin to win the title.

 

[Facism]

Man marking yurt, sliding your meat sword in between his burger buns at every corner.

I'll allow that

how does the ref call it if you get knotted and both hurt each other trying to release?