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[Hixx]

Klose should retire and become Liam Neeson's stuntman. Everyone's dream.

 

[Freewheelin']

Time to sell?

Maybe, after I let WIlbz finish it.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Klose should retire and become Liam Neeson's stuntman. Everyone's dream.

Liam Neeson needs no stuntman

 

[Blablurn]

You shouldn't be buying expensive tablets without a job Snitch

Spoiler

Sorry more Indian-ness kicking in

hehe. nah, its okay. I could afford those 60€. It's all about learning some more skills.

 

[Perfect Blue]

muahahahaha

Get me a head only version of Jose here

 

[cartoon_soldier]

hehe. nah, its okay. I could afford those 60€. It's all about learning some more skills.

What exactly is your field of work you want a job in?

Apart from being a government informant that is

 

[Blablurn]

What exactly is your field of work you want a job in?

Apart from being a government informant that is

Since my degree doesn't lead into a special job direction I have to find it out by myself. Today I applied for an editorial job in beijing. A German institute is looking for people who assist the public relations department.

Or I will end up as a German/English teacher in China if I don't find anything else by next year.

What I'm trying lately is to improve my general pc skills. From Photoshop, HTMl to Office.

Of course I knew how to work with those before but I wanna get to know them better. After all I got the time right now. I'm also reading stuff about marketing, pr etc.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

muahahahaha

Get me a head only version of Jose here

 

[Wilbur]

Reus for Schurrle?

That would be trade of the century

edit cartoon fucking hell

 

[Perfect Blue]

lol christ

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Reus for Schurrle?

not gonna happen

 

[Blablurn]

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Reus would be a nice backup player to warm our bench.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

lol christ

extent of my picture editing skills

I have reached my limits

 

[Hixx]

Liam Neeson needs no stuntman

Pls he's like 62/3 now.

 

[bud]

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Pls he's like 62/3 now.

Exactly, he should retire and tour Thailand, Malaysia, etc. and enjoy the unmarried life

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

 

[Yurt]

dat feeling when you have to walk a considerable distance, and have no idea if its gonna start raining during


My fault for being too much of a pussy to learn to drive I guess

Driving is laughably easy

There's honestly nothing to teach, just get in and you'll figure it out

Parallel parking can be a bitch I suppose

And dying

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Driving is laughably easy

There's honestly nothing to teach, just get in and you'll figure it out

Parallel parking can be a bitch I suppose

And dying

He has to drive in UK though where I understand getting a license can be a bitch

Italy, driving, kill someone, maffioso involved, pay money, Russian gangsters, sex, free. Easy.

 

[Blablurn]

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Someone add it to OP

Though the white in mine brought out Mou's eyes more.

 

[Yurt]

Driving in the UK was actually easier, with the exception of London :lol

Everyone was just so polite and English

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Driving in the UK was actually easier, with the exception of London :lol

Everyone was just so polite and English

That sounds sorta racist

2 hours till next meeting. Fucking bored.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Driving in the UK was actually easier, with the exception of London :lol

Everyone was just so polite abd British

I don't drive but I keep forgetting the wrong sides and all that in England. So I walked straight out in front of a car, he hit the breaks and gave me the middle finger yelling at me I was a fucking moron. Not so polite.

 

[Yurt]

That sounds sorta racist

2 hours till next meeting. Fucking bored.

Your mafia and Russian sex gangsters wasn't

 

[cartoon_soldier]

I don't drive but I keep forgetting the wrong sides and all that in England. So I walked straight out in front of a car, he hit the breaks and gave me the middle finger yelling at me I was a fucking moron. Not so polite.

Not sure why people think the English are polite

Your mafia and Russian sex gangsters wasn't

Nope. Fact.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Not sure why people think the English are polite

Well I met a really polite trans dancer. Turned out she didn't know the directions, for where I was going though despite being really confident about it to begin with.

 

[Yurt]

I don't drive but I keep forgetting the wrong sides and all that in England. So I walked straight out in front of a car, he hit the breaks and gave me the middle finger yelling at me I was a fucking moron. Not so polite.

The middle finger comes with the territory, everyone is brave behind their wheels

Kinda like the Internet.

 

[Wilbur]

what

@_PaulHayward: Van Gaal having a bad press day. Shouted so loud his dentures flew out. Tried to "Vangaalise" Bayern. Allegedly x 2. The bear is poked.

 

[Hixx]

We're not really polite we just use typically polite words in a passive aggressive manner.

"Don't worry about it mate"

"IF I WAS A ROMA FAN I'D STAB YOU IN THE ARSE"

I should write a book for tourists

 

[Blablurn]

what

What's Vangaalise?

Did he mock Bayern?

 

[Wilbur]

What's Vangaalise?

Did he mock Bayern?

No idea

 

[Hixx]

There's a new book out by someone who played for him. Those are just bits from it.

 

[Blablurn]

 

[EmiPrime]

Gilles Grimandi's birthday facebook post filled with wengerout idiots.

I wouldn't be against a change of manager (Klopp!) but there's ways of saying that without being a cunt.

 

[Gambit]

Say it ain't Truus!

 

[Blablurn]

Unfortunately it's Germany only but Thomas Müller talks a lil bit more about the "freekick accident" from the WC. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GTloP6be_w

They totally planned it during the training You see it in the video too.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

What new book?

 

[Esch]

What new book?

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...m_medium=referral&utm_campaign=programming-UK

 

[Gambit]

Unfortunately it's Germany only but Thomas Müller talks a lil bit more about the "freekick accident" from the WC. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GTloP6be_w

They totally planned it during the training You see it in the video too.

I am very tempted to watch the World Cup film tonight, definitely at the weekend at the latest. that scene was in the trailer.

Anyone else going, German-Gaf?

 

[Blablurn]

I am very tempted to watch the World Cup film tonight, definitely at the weekend at the latest. that scene was in the trailer.

Anyone else going, German-Gaf?

I kinda want to. But I heard ARD or ZDF will show it by the end of the year.

 

[cartoon_soldier]

What freekick accident?

 

[Milchmonster]

Unfortunately it's Germany only but Thomas Müller talks a lil bit more about the "freekick accident" from the WC. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GTloP6be_w

They totally planned it during the training You see it in the video too.

11Freunde says that Germany movie is crap.

There goes my theory that Özil was only on the pitch to secretely film some great on-pitch footage during the WC.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

so Van Gaal is just a worse David Moyes who treats his wife bad.

 

[Yurt]

We're not really polite we just use typically polite words in a passive aggressive manner.

"Don't worry about it mate"

"IF I WAS A ROMA FAN I'D STAB YOU IN THE ARSE"

I should write a book for tourists

No you guys are genuinely lovely

Or everyone was just nice to me I don't know :lol


Had a fucking awful time in Germany though, everyone was fucking rude and aloof, and they don't even know the simplest English words. The highlight of my time was the BVB fans next to me on the airplane, one of them had a hipster ponytail :lol

Spain was hit and miss, but all in all I don't wanna go there again

 

[Broder Salsa]

I'm writing right now to Chevrolet, demanding them to retract their sponsorship of a wife abuser club. #bantergate

 

[Wilbur]

why won't he hit rooney

 

[Milchmonster]

Had a fucking awful time in Germany though, everyone was fucking rude and aloof, and they don't even know the simplest English words. The highlight of my time was the BVB fans next to me on the airplane, one of them had a hipster ponytail :lol

Well fuck you, too

 

[Carbonox]