We drink the wine that Louis van Gaal has selected for us. Good, eh? he says and fires me a penetrating look. Or dont you think so? Well?
Absolutely. Really nice, Louis.
Since his stint at Barcelona, he has developed a nose for wine and he likes to have this confirmed.
Louis always chooses wonderful wines, says Truus.
Thats very true, says Van Gaal.
That other one is really lovely too, Truus adds.
What do you mean that other one? Van Gaal shoots back. Thats no good to anyone, Truus. When are you going to learn? Youve got to name names. There are wines by the thousand. Was it white or red?
Never mind, she says and raises her glass.
Am I right or not? Well, Truus?
Ive forgotten what it was called, she sighs. Just leave it, will you?
What a dick