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Football Thread |OT10| A Street Ass Named Premier
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fadetoblack
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Hate it when I fuck up the beard. Also had a lovely Pirlo beard going then I cut in to close on the trim and that was that. Ended up with the stach, soul patch, and deGOATee (not that long, at all). Going to bring the Pirlo back when I return from holidays.
Messi alt confirmed.
The_Hitcher89
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I always forget I have them tbh
Will bring Sturridge in when he joins if he's cheap enough, possibly Walcott if he stays ate Arsenal
fadetoblack
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Cellino isn't broke. He was trying to buy West Ham two years ago. The club is just gives that impression because Cellino is a fucking clown. He tried to build a stadium to get ther venues that were currently being given to the city council. So he, in his mafioso cheap ass way, errected a bunch of stands in the middle of nowhere. Then, when his goons couldn't get the stadium approved for safety, he was forced to play his home match against Juve in fucking Parma (which he blamed on us). This past couple weels, though. he's been talking up the fact that Cagliari is in a selling mood. Nainggolan is probably going to go in the summer. Davide Astori I reckon will too. But, mate, not sure he'd be right, or it'd be right for him, to come over to yours.
fadetoblack
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I think Newcastle's wee team status has gone to your head. Facial hair is amazing. If shaving sucks, then growing your facial hair is the way to fucking go. Plus you get the added benefit of looking like a grown-ass man.
this is why i dont drink ever
Fair enough, don't want to mismanage him. Fit Vidic was the reason we lost the title last year as far as I'm concerned. Even having him in training and on the bench must be a massive morale booster.
fadetoblack
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Shit talks Juve on twitter. Not worthy enough to lick the cum off your chest, Willz.
So is Pirlo beard considered the landmark of all beards? For me, I do remember Gattuso having pic beard cuts and that haven't been topped yet. Maybe Pirlo is better when it comes to its density, but man, Gattuso fella had great beard that suited his attire.
/nostalgia tinted lad
/nostalgia tinted lad
Gary Neville is hosting a show on Sky Sports 1 reviewing the season so far.
His player of the season is RVP. Says he's fit in superbly at United and has performed his best during the big games. He pointed to the Chelsea/United game as one of the best individual performances of the season.
His player of the season is RVP. Says he's fit in superbly at United and has performed his best during the big games. He pointed to the Chelsea/United game as one of the best individual performances of the season.
The_Hitcher89
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There's a very small list of people worthy to do that. Shinji. Brian Cox (the actor, not the scientist). Thom Yorke. Pulga.
Tricky player, quite liked him but he can't be shooting shit over beloved Juve. Forza Bianconeri, Nainggolan figlio di puttana!
I don't want to jinx it, but I am surprised RVP has stayed fit so far this season. Wasn't he suppose to be made of glass? I guess that show how terrible the Fitness system at Arsenal is.
Sexy Beard.
blinded hipster pirate Gattuso is best Gattuso
Sexy Beard.
and holy shit, he looks like Jhonny Depp
fadetoblack
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As far as epic Italian beards, you have your Rino Gattuso:
And your cleaned up Rino Gattuso:
Then you have your Damiano Tommasi
You have your Juve for a season beard with Mellberg:
You of course have the alpha and omega of all Pirlo beards, which is Pirlo:
Btw, follow Pirlo's beard in twitter: http://twitter.com/PirlosBeard
And Nocerino, who has a lush beard:
And for reference to how not to beard, behold DDR:
Good player, shit beard.
And your cleaned up Rino Gattuso:
Then you have your Damiano Tommasi
You have your Juve for a season beard with Mellberg:
You of course have the alpha and omega of all Pirlo beards, which is Pirlo:
Btw, follow Pirlo's beard in twitter: http://twitter.com/PirlosBeard
And Nocerino, who has a lush beard:
And for reference to how not to beard, behold DDR:
Good player, shit beard.
The_Hitcher89
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I can't choose between Van Persie, Suarez and Michu for PotY so far
Van Persie - Kept his team top of the table, surrounded by good players, clinical
Michu - Surrounded by lesser players, clinical, played brilliantly, element of surprise
Suarez - Kept Liverpool out of the relegation zone tbh, is not well assisted at all by the players around him most of the time, especially the wingers. Takes far more shots than the other two though. Played well in probably 16 of our games so far, been our best player in about 12 of them. Single-handedly making defenses shit themselves
Van Persie - Kept his team top of the table, surrounded by good players, clinical
Michu - Surrounded by lesser players, clinical, played brilliantly, element of surprise
Suarez - Kept Liverpool out of the relegation zone tbh, is not well assisted at all by the players around him most of the time, especially the wingers. Takes far more shots than the other two though. Played well in probably 16 of our games so far, been our best player in about 12 of them. Single-handedly making defenses shit themselves
Gareth Bale
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Surely Hashim Amla wins in the sporting beard contest?
I don't need drugs to knock one out several times a day
Lol Cricket
fadetoblack
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Pirlo is so essential to our team it feels like he's always played for us. I forget that at one point he played for Milan and he was considered washed up. I used to think it'd be wrong to see him in anything but Milan colours, but now it's the reverse.... FORZA BEARDLO
Considered washed up? Wasn't he always truly one of the best midfielders in Italy, especially in Milan?
Your avatar always makes me think you support Liverpool
He does. Deep down.
Baconsaurus Rex
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Same here
Gareth Bale
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Lol you must have me on ignore then!
The_Hitcher89
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Gary Neville's favourite goal was the Suarez one
Dat first touch
Zabaleta in team of the season? Fucking bitter Manc
Dat first touch
Zabaleta in team of the season? Fucking bitter Manc
fadetoblack
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Greatest coach in Italy barely played him for a year and instead played a midfield primarily made up of hard-tackling DMs and CMs. So, Pirlo came to Juve.
Edit: @district of columbia 89: DDR is not coming to City.
The_Hitcher89
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lol@Sterling being on the shortlist for the midfield. He's done well, but I don't think he's been that good
Vivalaraza
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RVP is the PL player of the half season.
Top goal scorer. 2nd most assists. Quality every single week. Just been immense.
Top goal scorer. 2nd most assists. Quality every single week. Just been immense.
He's also the biggest JT of the year.
The_Hitcher89
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Beasajour at leftback, Fonte and one of Reading's CBs in the middle
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