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[WJD]

2004 CL Semi against Porto was pretty horrific. They were horrible diving cunts all game, we get a legitimate goal disallowed and then Howard fucking spunks the ball at the feet of Costinha and we were out. We should have won it that year.

 

[Linius]

WAAAAMBEEEEEEERTOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh man, that was such a great finale. Don't take it personal Nyx.

 

[Nyx]

Typical ajax shit. You should be used to this.

Still it was devastating at the moment!
That linesman quit his job due to it as well.

WAAAAMBEEEEEEERTOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh man, that was such a great finale. Don't take it personal Nyx.

Hehe the hurt is mostly gone due to it being 11 years ago already, so no offence taken!

 

[Ushojax]

Marca have secured quotes from Tottenham boss Andre Villas-Boas who claims the Welsh forward will not be leaving White Hart Lane this summer.

Gareth Bale is Real Madrid’s prime summer priority but Marca suggest president Florentino Perez will not make any more public pronouncements due to his relationship with Spurs chairman Daniel Levy.

AVB says: “We have the chairman’s commitment that Bale will not leave the club.”
It is understood that AVB received another assurance that Bale will stay at Spurs after recent suggestions that the Portuguese coach would be off to take over at French champions PSG.

Checkmate. Now lets sign some new players.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Porto 04 or Bayer Leverkusen 02(?).

Those were bad.

More recently out loss to Wigan last season drove me nuts. A truly appalling and unacceptable performance, it was pathetic.

 

[Linius]

Still it was devastating at the moment!
That linesman quit his job due to it as well.

Yeah, but don't forget about the shit penalty you guys were gifted. Typical Utrecht shit to forget that.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Still it was devastating at the moment!
That linesman quit his job due to it as well.



Hehe the hurt is mostly gone due to it being 11 years ago already, so no offence taken!

Should have been fired before getting the chance to quit

 

[Nyx]

Yeah, but don't forget about the shit penalty you guys were gifted. Typical Utrecht shit to forget that.

I have no clue what you are talking about.

Ha ha!

As a matter of fact, let's honor my greatest Utrecht hero of all time just for a moment:

Igoooooorrrr, Igooooorrrr

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I'm guessing for Chelsea fans that Barca match is the angriest they've ever been. Things would have been broken if it had happened to Liverpool

 

[Linius]

I have no clue what you are talking about.

Ha ha!

As a matter of fact, let's honor my greatest Utrecht hero of all time just for a moment:

Igoooooorrrr, Igooooorrrr

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31cPWCWdDvU

1:16

Good to see this btw, I miss these guys. Trabelsi and Ibra were top notch.

 

[3Sixty]

Probably been posted but don't remember ever seeing this.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/oct/03/newcastleunited.premierleague

JK Which one is Simon Bird [Daily Mirror's north-east football writer]?

SB Me.

JK You're a cunt.

SB Thank you.

looooooooool

 

[The_Hitcher89]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31cPWCWdDvU

1:16

Good to see this btw, I miss these guys. Trabelsi and Ibra were top notch.

He's making no attempt to play the ball, is not in control of the ball, and physically changes his movement to prevent the Utrecht player from reaching it.

Verdict: Fair penalty, Ajax profiteers from poor decisions, Dutch corruption.

 

[Linius]

He's making no attempt to play the ball, is not in control of the ball, and physically changes his movement to prevent the Utrecht player from reaching it.

Verdict: Fair penalty, Ajax profiteers from poor decisions, Dutch corruption.

 

[Nyx]

He's making no attempt to play the ball, is not in control of the ball, and physically changes his movement to prevent the Utrecht player from reaching it.

Verdict: Fair penalty, Ajax profiteers from poor decisions, Dutch corruption.

 

[FootballFan]

How is that not a penalty Linius?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

How is that not a penalty Linius?

Think he's been watching Vidic and Evans too often

 

[Linius]

I must say, though it's only the Dutch cup this match is still very much alive in my memory. I remember my parents both went upstairs a few minutes before it would end but I got to stay up late and wanted to see it till the last second. Best decision I've made.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a52yq2V3ceo

This moment is another one I'll never forget.

KLAAAAAS JAAAN <3

How is that not a penalty Linius?

They both went in shoulder to shoulder, not much to be said there imo. But I got to admit, this is a lousy angle in shit quality.

 

[Nyx]

Wow didn't even remember that offside goal was in the 93rd minute!

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I must say, though it's only the Dutch cup this match is still very much alive in my memory. I remember my parents both went upstairs a few minutes before it would end but I got to stay up late and wanted to see it till the last second. Best decision I've made.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a52yq2V3ceo

This moment is another one I'll never forget.

KLAAAAAS JAAAN <3




They both went in shoulder to shoulder, not much to be said there imo. But I got to admit, this is a lousy angle in shit quality.

Does Omhaal mean overhead?

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Probably been posted but don't remember ever seeing this.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/oct/03/newcastleunited.premierleague

JK Which one is Simon Bird [Daily Mirror's north-east football writer]?

SB Me.

JK You're a cunt.

SB Thank you.

looooooooool

This is hilarious. Newcastle next season will be a laugh riot.

 

[Nyx]

Does Omhaal mean overhead?

Correct.

 

[Linius]

Does Omhaal mean overhead?

Yeah.

And bear in mind it was the 94th minute, and it was the semi final of the Dutch cup. Get the excitement?

After that 1-1 we went up to 4-1 in the extra time

 

[FootballFan]

Think he's been watching Vidic and Evans too often

Or David Luiz

 

[Freewheelin']

Or David Luiz

Or Agger and Carragher

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Or Agger and Carragher

Not so much Agger. Carragher definitely

 

[Salazar]

That Macheda moment was some top level commentary.

Macheeeeeeeeda.

I was rottered in a pub called O'Neills, in Oxford. I had stumbled across the road for a flapjack. I returned, having dodged traffic through pure luck rather than spatial awareness, to see that goal go in. It was fucking bliss.

 

[Tc91]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BxGOrCiJc&feature=youtu.be

That has fucking killed me. Haven't laughed at something so much in a while, Karl Pilkington is a legend.

 

[Arnie]

I was rottered in a pub called O'Neills, in Oxford. I had stumbled across the road for a flapjack. I returned, having dodged traffic through pure luck rather than spatial awareness, to see that goal go in. It was fucking bliss.

O'Neills is a chain. They do great food. I was actually on the roof terrace of O'Neills Preston just yesterday.

 

[bjaelke]

Think he's been watching Vidic and Evans too often

Vidic is exempt from the discussion.

 

[deGod]

United vs barca champions league final I went out of the pub in anger and punched a pole ( not a pole as in a polish person but an actual pole)

 

[FootballFan]

United vs barca champions league final I went out of the pub in anger and punched a pole ( not a pole as in a polish person but an actual pole)

Haha I knew it.

 

[Salazar]

O'Neills is a chain. They do great food. I was actually on the roof terrace of O'Neills Preston just yesterday.

Aye. I had a magic fish and chips there earlier this year. They'd ditched their Sky licence, though.

 

[Batigol]

Robbie Savage league predictions:

1/utd
2/Chelsea
3/city
4/ars
5/liv
6/spurs
7ever
8/west h
9/villa
10/westb
11/fulham

15/sun
16/new
17/card
18/norw
19/hull
20/palace

This is messing with my head. How are there 20 teams without Stoke?!?

Edit : I'm an idiot. Never mind

 

[Walshy]

I know it's Tancredi but..

Tancredi Palmeri &#8207;@tancredipalmeri 1m
JUST IN: spanish court decided to charge Lionel Messi and his father for fiscal fraud

Tancredi Palmeri &#8207;@tancredipalmeri now
Lionel Messi is expected to be on court for tax fraud on September 17

 

[Messi]

United vs barca champions league final I went out of the pub in anger and punched a pole ( not a pole as in a polish person but an actual pole)

Yes you did. It was glorious.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Neymar will get the number 10 shirt at Barca once Messi gets put behind bars.

 

[FootballFan]

Messi will come out all buffed up, full of tattoos and will start playing BBall.

Judge pls.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Lionel Messi in the Spanish remake of Mean Machine.

 

[HotHamWater]

That Joe Kinnear Guardian link is depressing. The guy is senile. The only solace is that he mentions the club might be sold soon, which would hopefully mean good things for Newcastle.

Edit: And then I realized it was from 2008. Newcastle are fucked and I'm a retard. Carry on.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

TLoU in 20 mins anyone?

 

[Wilbur]

Porto 04 or Bayer Leverkusen 02(?).

Those were bad.

More recently out loss to Wigan last season drove me nuts. A truly appalling and unacceptable performance, it was pathetic.

Yeah Porto and Wigan were awful. And then to follow it with absolute submission at the Etihad, it was just fucking unbelievable from a Fergie side.

05 final vs Arsenal was shit as well. That was a disgraceful season.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Yeah Porto and Wigan were awful. And then to follow it with absolute submission at the Etihad, it was just fucking unbelievable from a Fergie side.

05 final vs Arsenal was shit as well. That was a disgraceful season.

I never watched that Etihad match. Are reports of your lack of adventure exaggerated, or was it as bad as I was told?

 

[Nyx]

Footballing philosopher Edouard Duplan signed a new 2-year contract at Utrecht.

Good news, he always scores important goals and is one of the most sympathetic guys in football.

 

[Messi]

Brad Pitt looks awesome with long hair

 

[Wilbur]

That Joe Kinnear Guardian link is depressing. The guy is senile. The only solace is that he mentions the club might be sold soon, which would hopefully mean good things for Newcastle.

Edit: And then I realized it was from 2008. Newcastle are fucked and I'm a retard. Carry on.

:lol

I never watched that Etihad match. Are reports of your lack of adventure exaggerated, or was it as bad as I was told?

It was embarrassing. It wasnt even like a lot of games where we play shite but at least it's through general incompetence; we sat back and offered absolutely nothing past the halfway line. Played for the draw and paid for it. Even when they scored we still couldn't muster anything up. Abhorrent performance.

 

[FootballFan]

Seems like my "UCK MY ICK" speak is catching on.

 

[Arnie]

TLoU in 20 mins anyone?

I will.

Are we doing public? Want to unlock some shit.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I will.

Are we doing public? Want to unlock some shit.

Yeah. Facism is playing as well, room for one more

Got a headset?

 

[Wilbur]

I'll play TLOU later, out right now. And wanna do some single player in the day :lol

 

[Arnie]

Yeah. Facism is playing as well, room for one more

Got a headset?

Invite me.

Yea I've got a headset.