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[Splatt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doO2GGRR7Mc

Tears rolling down my face...

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Isco is only a few days older than me. Cluster fuck of life choices led me here and him to Madrid.

 

[LegoArmo]

IDK

In da know? How 50 Cent of you.

 

[brokenbeans]

Just about the stupidest thing I've read :lol

It is considering what he's done for the club.

Ryan Giggs, Henry, Zidane, Xavi etc I get.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

IDC

 

[Zabojnik]

I've only had one cut so far in 2013, that was in Feb. I need one, bad.

Still rocking a Gomez?

I can feel the Tevez in my veins.

Lion King + Rafiki. Dis gon b gud

YUUURTTTTTT. It would be glorious, wouldn't it? Imagine if we somehow managed to sign Jovetic too. OMG OMG OMG.

Spoiler

We're gonna end up with Osvaldo.

The crime scenes in Hannibal are really fucking brutal. I love it

I don't know what you're talking about. Angels, angels everywhere.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Not a fan of the retiring numbers rubbish.

 

[Messi]

Isco is only a few days older than me. Cluster fuck of life choices led me here and him to Madrid.

I feel that way when I see Megan Fox. We were born in the same day

 

[Ushojax]

my hero

 

[Sleeplessnights]

Wait, I'm older than Isco #FML

 

[Salazar]

my hero

A friend is in Vegas at the moment. I should tell her to be on the lookout for Benny.

 

[dc89]

Isco is only a few days older than me. Cluster fuck of life choices led me here and him to Madrid.

Well when you're 24 like me, and loads of players are younger than you... Yeah. It hurts.

 

[3Sixty]

Speedy makes my dick hard

Mafia daughter is naughty too.

 

[qindarka]

I read that Cavani is going to Chelsea for 56.000.000 euro's..

Not confirmed.

 

[Messi]

Mafia daughter is naughty too.

Ollies mum aint bad looking. I wouldnt say no.

 

[Salazar]

Well when you're 24 like me, and loads of players are younger than you... Yeah. It hurts.

I would buy this tub if I were a pro

http://www.splinterworks.co.uk/limited_editions/vessel.php

fuck it, I would buy two

 

[brokenbeans]

Well when you're 24 like me, and loads of players are younger than you... Yeah. It hurts.

Try being 29.

 

[justjohn]

I take offence to that.

Sad day for Ajax muppets. FdB says they won't pay more than €5m for players.

I just checked twitter to find viva_itk thinking it was real. Im quite stupid aren't I?

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Try being 29.

Damn gramps. Careful not to break your hip stepping out of the shower

 

[3Sixty]

Ollies mum aint bad looking. I wouldnt say no.

Everyone is stupidly attractive. Even stuck on an island for years slade.

 

[Arnie]

Gonna watch that Assassination of Jesse James film that everyone bangs on about.

Any Mignolet pictures yet? Need some muppetry as a side sachet to life.

 

[Vivalaraza]

I just checked twitter to find viva_itk thinking it was real. Im quite stupid aren't I?

I stay away from Twitter.

I have some concerns it would harm my credibility.

 

[Salazar]

Gonna watch that Assassination of Jesse James film that everyone bangs on about.

Watch Tampopo, fool. Learn summin

 

[Messi]

Everyone is stupidly attractive. Even stuck on an island for years slade.

Manu Bennet is unable to be unattractive

 

[Sleeplessnights]

I feel that way when I see Megan Fox. We were born in the same day

You need to fuck a celebrity, that will solve all your problems.

#RLITK

 

[Salazar]

El Confidencial is a badass name for a paper.

And they keep pumping the good Thiagos news.

 

[Arnie]

New barber, though. The last one was a shaky handed Irishman with a runny nose who touched a burning hot hairdryer to my forehead. Fucking mental.

Kagawa vid. No apologies if dc-ing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u01UZnCS1j0

"To hear that Kagawa considers his debut campaign as a dissapointment is somewhat surprising..."

Not it isn't you fuckbean.

Salazar, retract this video, then I'll watch tamponpo.

Shinji is a loveable little fuck, though. I'd share my pot noodle wiv im.

 

[Messi]

You need to fuck a celebrity, that will solve all your problems.

#RLITK

I have one in mind. Just gotta kick the plan into gear

 

[brokenbeans]

Damn gramps. Careful not to break your hip stepping out of the shower

I may be fast approaching 30 but I feel bloody brilliant!

 

[Sleeplessnights]

I have one in mind. Just gotta kick the plan into gear

I can't for the life of me guess who that could possible be.

 

[K1LLER7]

El Confidencial is a badass name for a paper.

And they keep pumping the good Thiagos news.

What's the latest from Spain?
Are they still saying he's moving because of the money United offered?

 

[Wes]

@Fernando_Duarte 9s

Reports that Shakhtar don't think there are enough Brazilian in their squad: 22 million euro for Bernard.

 

[Arnie]

@Fernando_Duarte 9s

Reports that Shakhtar don't think there are enough Brazilian in their squad: 22 million euro for Bernard.

Micky's well gone.

But there's a bead of sweat on my cock because I fear someone's nabbed him.

 

[Zabojnik]

That "Times you have read into sexual/romantic advances incorrectly" thread is fucking brutal.

Where else would Mikiteriyaki even go? It's like with Higuain. You'll get him in the end, Arnie.

 

[dc89]

I would buy this tub if I were a pro

http://www.splinterworks.co.uk/limited_editions/vessel.php

fuck it, I would buy two

Yeah that is pretty sweet.

Try being 29.

Well we all get older

 

[GorillaJu]

The day you're born, there are already people younger than you who will get gifts on their first day being alive that dwarf the amount of money you see in your lifetime. Sad, isn't it?

 

[Messi]

I can't for the life of me guess who that could possible be.

She is taken. Its not her.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

TLoU anyone?

Any football on today? The lack of football hit me yesterday like a freight-train of boredom.

 

[Arnie]

Where else would Mikiteriyaki even go? It's like with Higuain. You'll get him in the end, Arnie.

The whole spiel about another English club being interested has me bricking it, especially the added nugget of us being proud if he turned them down. That means it's probably a Champions League club. Arsenal won't pay the price to get him, David Moyes is too busy scouting Pienaar, Pelligrini is crying in a cold shower over Isco, and Mourinho is a spiteful cunt.

It's well Mourinho.

 

[Slizz]

TLoU anyone?

Any football on today? The lack of football hit me yesterday like a freight-train of boredom.

Buncha U-20 shit.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

She is taken. Its not her.

I wasn't being sarcastic.

Spoiler

I was

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Buncha U-20 shit.

Damn. Does that mean Brazil-Uruguay is on Thursday night?

 

[Yurt]

@Zabo

The shops are rolling in!

Well when you're 24 like me, and loads of players are younger than you... Yeah. It hurts.

HEY

WE ARE STILL YOUNG

 

[Linius]

I take offence to that.

Sad day for Ajax muppets. FdB says they won't pay more than €5m for players.

Not sure where you get that info from, nothing about that in the Dutch press.

 

[Slizz]

Damn. Does that mean Brazil-Uruguay is on Thursday night?

Tomorrow is Brazil Uruguay

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Tomorrow is Brazil Uruguay

YES

I can live without Italy-Spain

Brazil-Spain on Sunday then?

 

[Vivalaraza]

Not sure where you get that info from, nothing about that in the Dutch press.

Oh my bad. Apparently he said it last year. @jouracule was tweeting about how Ajax won't pursue Maher because of the price and tweeted that.

 

[GorillaJu]

The whole spiel about another English club being interested has me bricking it, especially the added nugget of us being proud if he turned them down. That means it's probably a Champions League club. Arsenal won't pay the price to get him, David Moyes is too busy scouting Pienaar, Pelligrini is crying in a cold shower over Isco, and Mourinho is a spiteful cunt.

It's well Mourinho.

It's gotta be City, dude. They're desperate for a goal-scoring midfielder.

 

[Linius]

Oh my bad. Apparently he said it last year. @jouracule was tweeting about how Ajax won't pursue Maher because of the price and tweeted that.

Oh, yeah. We're not willing to pay 8 or 9 million for him. Too bad, I'd really liked him at the club but they really stick to their not paying huge amounts policy. It seems that anything above 7 is starting to get too high. Not that we don't have the money, they want to spend it wisely. Though I'm a bit annoyed that if we manage to sell a player like Eriksen for decent money why we shouldn't spend eight to ten million on a talented player like Maher. But that's how it goes these days apparently.

 

[Ushojax]

The whole spiel about another English club being interested has me bricking it, especially the added nugget of us being proud if he turned them down. That means it's probably a Champions League club. Arsenal won't pay the price to get him, David Moyes is too busy scouting Pienaar, Pelligrini is crying in a cold shower over Isco, and Mourinho is a spiteful cunt.

It's well Mourinho.

Stoke City are weighing up a move for former Tottenham midfielder David Bentley, Sky Sports understands.

Bentley is one of the most attractive free agents around this summer after leaving Spurs earlier this month.

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