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[Wilbur]

Someone gif this Falcao for me, I wanna see it

 

[dc89]

Falcao is OP.

 

[Razor554]

Falcao has activated his beast mode for this match (it must have been broken for past few games).

Ties with C.Ronaldo in league goals (13).

 

[Tc91]

First time United have won at Anfield, Stamford Bridge and City's ground in the PL era.

Who scored in all of them games?

Robin Van Persie.

 

[Wilbur]

First time United have won at Anfield, Stamford Bridge and City's ground in the PL era.

Who scored in all of them games?

Robin Van Persie.

Couldn't score against Norwich. Pointless signing.

 

[Grim1ock]

Or just because he's shit and is repeatedly talked up like he's the second coming of Pele's Viagra fuelled rampages through the streets of Rio

did you watch the euros recently? even last season balotelli had the most goals per game ratio.

 

[Yurt]

Balotell looks a shadow of the player he was at the Euros.
.

Nah, it's the same Mario. He had one good game there, or rather one good 15 minutes against Germany.

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"Nicklas Bendtner ‏@bendtnerb52
who shot bonucci? haha"

AHAHAHAH

 

[Wilbur]

did you watch the euros recently? even last season balotelli had the most goals per game ratio.

Played well once at the Euros.

 

[Vivalaraza]

did you watch the euros recently? even last season balotelli had the most goals per game ratio.

Hey?

17 goals in 32. Pretty good but no where near the best.

 

[Ushojax]

About as blatant red card as you will see this season.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Every time Falcao skews the ball, it ends up going in, like when he accidentally kicked the floor and chipped the ball over Cech in the Super Cup. That volley reminds me of Papiss Demba Zaki's goal against Chelsea, where he's going for the near post and accidentally skims the ball into the far corner. Can't wait for his luck to run out, then we'll see how good he is

@Steverulez: #GTIYFH

 

[Yurt]

wait

that dive was bonucci?!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

what the fuck is he doing up there

I have no idea.

And we were up by one goal ffs.

 

[Labadal]

He clearly got the balls. How is that a red?

 

[GorillaJu]

He apologized so its a yellow at worst

 

[Scum]

I want to create a 25-man team plus manager of footballing cunts on FM. I need a list lads.

I think we will improve massively once we get our injured players back. Kaboul, BAE and Parker were 3 of our top players last season, they managed 4 league appearances between them so far. Europa group being over will also give us a boost, we have looked a bit jaded and now we can recover properly between games.

Honestly we played fine today for 90 minutes, we stopped Everton getting at Lloris and we only lost because Caulker shat the bed. Until the added time it was an organised away performance.

Can't wait for BAE to be back!

 

[ShogunX]

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I know you are upset about today but those challenges are a bit different. The Taylor one is far more reckless and was the classic ''studs up''.

Oh and Scotty Parker is our brave English lion. He can take kicks to the mid section all day every day.

Two last minute goals....To those cunts.

 

[rar]

Frogie signing RVP was some wicked, wicked foresight

how is signing the best player in the league "wicked foresight"?

can you get any dumber than this?

 

[Yen]

Wow, this WAYNE ROONEY shit is something I'd expect from a fan of a small team, like Everton.

 

[Arnie]

I want to create a 25-man team plus manager of footballing cunts on FM. I need a list lads.

Moyes, Bale, Johnny Evans, Fellaini, Pepe. For a kickoff.

 

[LTWheels]

Diame is out for 12 weeks.

 

[Clegg]

Balotellis league stats for this season

Played: 12

Shots: 32

Goals: 1

Assists: 0

Thats really poor for a supposed top striker.

 

[Hixx]

Can anyone else not connect to PSN?

 

[Kyoufu]

Diame is out for 12 weeks.

Down the table West Ham go.

 

[Wilbur]

I want to create a 25-man team plus manager of footballing cunts on FM. I need a list lads.

Valdes in goal for sure.

how is signing the best player in the league "wicked foresight"?

can you get any dumber than this?

Can't wait for Wolves to sign Messi, some wicked foresight and you're not surprised in the slightest.

 

[ShogunX]

 

[Freewheelin']

Down the table West Ham go.

And down the potential hope of signing Diame for Arsenal

 

[Kyoufu]

And down the potential hope of signing Diame for Arsenal

You can still sign injured players can't you?

 

[Linius]

Lol, Sneijder to PSG? Zlatan's gonna score so many goals.

 

[Wilbur]

You can still sign injured players can't you?

Not if they can't pass the medical, I'd assume.

 

[bud]

sneijder is overrated.

 

[GolazoDan]

Moyes, Bale, Johnny Evans, Fellaini, Pepe. For a kickoff.

Jonny Evans?

 

[dc89]

Falcao 52 goals in 64.5 games.

Come on #BasedSheikh. Cough up the moolah.

 

[Kyoufu]

Not if they can't pass the medical, I'd assume.

You can still sign players who fail the medical can't you?

 

[Linius]

Listening to Led Zep IV. Loving that fury start. Keep them guitars coming.

sneijder is overrated.

I think he's a fantastic player.

 

[LTWheels]

You can still sign players who fail the medical can't you?

Yes.

 

[Yurt]

sneijder is overrated.

Perfect for Ibra, Menez, Pastore and Lavezzi then.

 

[Arnie]

 

[Broder Salsa]

Guess some premier league club could get Pastore for cheap then. PSG just buying like crazies.

 

[Clegg]

Listening to Led Zep IV. Loving that fury start. Keep them guitars coming.



I think he's a fantastic player.

Wait until you get to the Lord of the Rings song.

 

[Labadal]

I want to create a 25-man team plus manager of footballing cunts on FM. I need a list lads.

Krul

A. Cole
R. Ferdinand
Evra
Terry
Gallas
K. Toure

Bale
Fellaini
Cattermole
Scholes
A. Young
Neville
Y. Toure
Nasri

Suarez
Tevez
van Persie
Rooney
Adebayor
Balotelli

Best I could come up with.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Perfect for Ibra, Menez, Pastore and Lavezzi then.

Shut your dirty mouth.

 

[3Sixty]

I know you are upset about today but those challenges are a bit different. The Taylor one is far more reckless and was the classic ''studs up''.

Oh and Scotty Parker is our brave English lion. He can take kicks to the mid section all day every day.

Two last minute goals....To those cunts.

I agree, very different. The main difference was Taylor actually was near the ball.

 

[fadetoblack]

Antonio Conte: “If Palermo had equalised at the end, I would’ve locked the team in the dressing room. In fact, we’d have just stayed here for two days as punishment. You need to score and be more clinical.”

Oh god... welcome back Mister! We missed you so much!

 

[Labadal]

Heard we are interested in Falcao.

 

[dc89]

I think for the next derby City fans should throw drug testing kits at Rio. He'd dodge them.

Spoiler

/joke

 

[Broder Salsa]

Oh god... welcome back Mister! We missed you so much!

The players could just have used his secret tunnel to get away, Napoli knew.

 

[Clegg]

Heard we are interested in Falcao.

Do you have £40m to spend on him?

 

[ShogunX]

I agree, very different. The main difference was Taylor actually was near the ball.

Doesn't really matter how near the ball you are when your foot is that high with the sole and studs of your boot on full display. It's a dangerous and reckless challenge and lets be honest - Has fuck all to do with Suarez kicking Scotty ''So brave'' Parker.

 

[Labadal]

Do you have £40m to spend on him?

We have £20m. We're getting rid of Downing and Carroll on January 1st. Falcao is coming January 2nd. I wasn't supposed to leak this, but what the hell.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Jesper Hansen just made the second hilarious drop of the day. He can only perform well against Juve I guess.

Supporters taunting him so much right behind his goal.