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[Antti]

Shiiiit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrfCixsd2N8

 

[Meus Renaissance]

And if we get Guardiola, maybe Cesc will come back too....

I wont be satisfied in life until I see regret on RVP's face for his betrayal. A Pep + Cesc combination joining us would be the start of it.

 

[Mastadon]

My money is on Sven to Arsenal.

 

[Clegg]

Kean In

 

[Wilbur]

I wont be satisfied in life until I see regret on RVP's face for his betrayal. A Pep + Cesc combination joining us would be the start of it.

We're going to win the quadruple and you'll finish 11th and Gervinho will shoot himself before the first game of the Emirates Cup on the pitch

 

[omgkitty]

I'd like to see Bergkamp take over. Can he do it? I have no fucking clue. Still love him though.

 

[Meus Renaissance]

My money is on Sven to Arsenal.

Christ, you must really hate us

 

[Kyoufu]

I'd like to see Bergkamp take over. Can he do it? I have no fucking clue. Still love him though.

He'll pull a Shearer and you'll get relegated.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

ANAAAAASS ACHAHBAAAAAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0wxuUjELBIs

Since Arsenal are doing this woeful, I'll be focusing more on my local team. Juanpablo would be proud.

 

[omgkitty]

He'll pull a Shearer and you'll get relegated.

At least Bergkamp has coaching experience.

 

[nemesun]

I have a strong feeling this will be Arsene's last season. But the big question for the club is, who can replace him?

I'd welcome Moyes with open arms at this point, but we all know the problem lies elsewhere.

 

[Linius]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrfCixsd2N8

You get it. Best shit ever.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I'd like to see Bergkamp take over. Can he do it? I have no fucking clue. Still love him though.

He's assistant manager at Ajax at the moment. I doubt he'll be able to manage a PL team right off the bat.

 

[Clegg]

 

[Messi]

The flavour text for the Tropico 4 quick look on giant bomb has me laughing for the past couple of mins straight.

Quick Look: Tropico 4
Taswellissimo and Je' Gerstvara commit ruthless acts of unscrupulousness, all in the name of happiness.

This specifically

 

[nemesun]

I would like this, I would also like him to return arsenal to former glory.

We love you too Messi.

 

[nemesun]

My money is on Sven to Arsenal.

Bugger off Mastadon, you jerk.

 

[Freewheelin']

I AM NOT EVEN ANGRY, I am disgusted and ashamed. Every player in that dressing room should be getting a fucking cock up their arses from Bould and Wenger

 

[Wes]

Curbishley to Arsenal

 

[Linius]

He's assistant manager at Ajax at the moment. I doubt he'll be able to manage a PL team right off the bat.

Let's keep out Bergkamp out of this. He's ours

 

[Clegg]

I AM NOT EVEN ANGRY, I am disgusted and ashamed. Every player in that dressing room should be getting a fucking cock up their arses from Bould and Wenger

Wenger has no cock.

 

[3Sixty]

Curbishley to Arsenal

Phil Brown.

 

[Mastadon]

Bugger off Mastadon, you jerk.

Hey, I was being kind. I originally was going to say Avram Grant.

 

[Messi]

Wenger has no cock.

and how would you know?

 

[bud]

heskey save us

please

 

[Feorax]

Daily Fail saying United leading race for Walcott.

Makes no sense, as he'd never get the opportunity to play as a striker, but the idea that Wenger would sell another key player to Manchester United is hillarious.

 

[Clegg]

and how would you know?

The man clearly has no balls so I'm going under the assumption the he hasn't a cock.

 

[Wes]

heskey save us

please

I would buy a season ticket for ten years to Arsenal if that happened.

 

[nemesun]

Curbishley to Arsenal

Then we'll hire Gareth Southgate to get us double relegated.

 

[Hixx]

3 points such a great feeling

Reading are fucking woeful, though.

 

[WJD]

I'd take Arsenal as title rivals over City or Chelsea any day of the week, but it's still funny to see them suffer.

Ha ha Arsenal.

Ha ha.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Walcott?

What. No thanks.

 

[nemesun]

Daily Fail saying United leading race for Walcott.

Daily Mail reads Neogaf confirmed. You're welcome.

 

[Mumei]

L1NETT L1NETT L1NETT L1NETT L1NETT

PICK ME A MOD

Eh?

 

[Meier]

Pep's salary would be double Wenger's. No way they pay that. Deschamps seems more realistic.

 

[Clegg]

Walcott would be a pointless signing for United.

As a winger he's no better than Nani and he wouldn't be that much better than Chicha/Welbeck as a striker.

 

[Mastadon]

Eh?

You're basically going to see a picture of Wilbury's penis. It's like a football-GAF rite of passage.

Don't worry though, it's incredibly small and non-threatening.

 

[PaulLFC]

I have a strong feeling this will be Arsene's last season.

 

[Salazar]

Walcott would be a pointless signing for United.

As a winger he's no better than Nani and he wouldn't be that much better than Chicha/Welbeck as a striker.

It'd be worth it for the little fucking waster running to the papers leaking that he wants to be played down the middle.

 

[rodvik]

Eh?

Do yourself a favour. Do NOT open any PM's from Wilbs for the next 24 hours.

Some things, mortal man was not meant to see.

 

[K1LLER7]

Daily Mail reads Neogaf confirmed. You're welcome.

:lol Bobby C is on here. it's Clegg

Just got back and Wow Arsenal, they've provided the lulz once again this season.

I'd take Walcott for 5m. Dat pace and he can cross a ball, beat a man, has 2 feet. Something Valencia and Nani have struggled with this season.

If fergie is looking to build a team like Dortmund and one that relies on pace and counter-attacking play, Walcott wouldn't be a bad buy.

 

[Hixx]

Oh my, dat Fletcher goal

 

[Clegg]

Theo is a decent player but I can't see him as a regular starter.

Squad player at best. And he'd be played out of position more often than not. Sell Nani and we only have two wingers.

Walcott would be seen as a player to compete with Valencia.

 

[Salazar]

I'd take Walcott for 5m.

Nein. Seen him do fuck all for Arsenal for too long.

 

[3Sixty]

Oh my, dat Fletcher goal

Yeah was decent.

 

[Yen]

grauniad

Liverpool hoping to sign Daniel Sturridge and Tom Ince in January

• Brendan Rodgers could spend a total of £18m on the pair
• Cost of Tom Ince reduced by sell-on clause with Blackpool


Liverpool are on course to meet Brendan Rodgers' request for early January signings following talks over an £18m outlay on Daniel Sturridge and Tom Ince.

The Liverpool manager has operated with only one fit striker – Luis Suárez – for most of his debut season at Anfield, due to injury to Fabio Borini and a calamitous end to the last transfer window. The club are anxious to address their summer failings at the earliest opportunity and have made further progress on Rodgers' chief targets after negotiations with Chelsea and Blackpool.

Sturridge, who is expected to cost £12m and is keen on a move to Merseyside, could have joined Liverpool on transfer deadline day but Rodgers was reluctant to pursue a permanent deal – he favoured an initial loan move. His hopes of signing Arsenal's Theo Walcott in January have been frustrated by Arsène Wenger's determination to keep the England international at Arsenal until the end of his contract next summer.

Liverpool have also pressed ahead with a deal for the £6m-rated Ince. The 20-year-old left Anfield only in 2011 but has blossomed in the Championship with Blackpool. The potential cost of re-signing Ince would be offset by a 35% sell-on clause that Liverpool secured on the terms of his departure to Bloomfield Road.

I'm okay with this.

 

[Salazar]

 

[Feorax]

I'm okay with this.

I agree with this statement.

Still can't believe we sold Ince for £250k 18 months ago...

 

[Vivalaraza]

Pep's salary would be double Wenger's. No way they pay that. Deschamps seems more realistic.

Pep was probably earning less at Barca than what Wenger does now.

 

[ShogunX]

I'm okay with this.

I'm not. Tom Ince would be a decent signing but Daniel Sturridge is really wasteful and a greedy bastard to boot. I know he has pace and is very direct but I can imagine Suarez getting incredibly pissed off with him every time he takes a shot from an impossible angle.

I agree with this statement.

Still can't believe we sold Ince for £250k 18 months ago...

Thought he went on a free? Either way we let him go because his dad got involved in the contract negotiation and basically insisted on unrealistic guarantees about first team football. Had his dad not go involved and the wage demands been realistic he would still be at the club.