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[Yurt]

Possible XI:

Buffon;
Barzagli, Marrone, Bonucci;
Isla, Padoin, Pogba, Giaccherini, De Ceglie;
Juvinco, Bendtner

Looks good to me.

LOLcio not even in the squad.

 

[Clegg]

Furries everywhere.

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

He wants to manage a Premier League club though.

 

[Hixx]

I don't even have to troll Newcastle in this thread because they do it themselves. ty.

 

[Kyoufu]

I don't even have to troll Newcastle in this thread because they do it themselves. ty.

We know we are a joke football club lol.

 

[Awesome Animals]

It's easy until you get to this goat bloke. Which is a straight up bullshit fight because the camera is crap in small places.

Yea. That fight was difficult. I spent days on getting past that fight. Kill the dogs and use a shield.

EDIT: Now I really want to play Dark Souls again.

 

[ShogunX]

I don't even have to troll Newcastle in this thread because they do it themselves. ty.

To be fair it looks like Sunderland are in an even worse state at the moment. After the festive period is over you could very well find yourselves a few points from safety.

Man Utd (A), Southampton (A), Man City (H), Spurs (H), Liverpool (A)

Is your next five. You could very well end up with no points from those.

 

[Kyoufu]

Sunderland will beat Southampton.

 

[sohois]

How long is it? Might go for it

Vanquish, crysis 2, Machinarium, Dead Space2, Walking Dead and Splinter Cell are the ones on the hard drive btw

@Kyoufu, if I had Dark Souls with me right now, I'd be playing the shit out of it

Vanquish is like 6-8 hours i guess, pretty much in line with the average third person shooter length.

 

[Hixx]

To be fair it looks like Sunderland are in an even worse state at the moment. After the festive period is over you could very well find yourselves a few points from safety.

Man Utd (A), Southampton (A), Man City (H), Spurs (H), Liverpool (A)

Is your next five. You could very well end up with no points from those.

5 points there.

Now look at the Skunks next 5 games.

 

[Yurt]

Vanquish is like 6-8 hours i guess, pretty much in line with the average third person shooter length.

The Tactical Challenges are a must MUST play.

 

[Carbonox]

The Tactical Challenges are a must MUST play.

This. They separate the men from the boys.

Vanquish is the best shooter this generation.

 

[3Sixty]

Sunderland will beat Southampton.

Lies.

 

[Kyoufu]

Lies.

Ok maybe that one is tough to call.

 

[Hixx]

We'll batter them and Man United

fuck it we're going to win the league

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Vanquish is great. The controls are basically perfect

How do I access these Tactical Challenges? Post-completion?

 

[Kyoufu]

We'll batter them and Man United

fuck it we're going to win the league

The Championship league? We're going to decimate you there.

 

[Salazar]

We'll batter them and Man United

Is it an appropriate hour to be as fucking bladdered as you clearly are ?

 

[Milchmonster]

Messi? Fuck him, this guy scored 107 goals in 1972

At least that's what the Zambian FA says.

 

[LanceVance]

Is that another tie in his pocket? Guys got swag

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Any PS3 players here? Can you PM me you SEN IDs? Cheers

Mine is the same as my username btw

Vanquish's controls remind me of those in Infamous

 

[Carbonox]

Vanquish is great. The controls are basically perfect

How do I access these Tactical Challenges? Post-completion?

Yeah, post-completion.

Any PS3 players here? Can you PM me you SEN IDs? Cheers

Mine is the same as my username btw

Mine is the same as my username also. We can play Hannah Montana together.

 

[Kyoufu]

Any PS3 players here? Can you PM me you SEN IDs? Cheers

Mine is the same as my username btw

My list is full. Sorry bro

They should increase the limit :/

 

[Hixx]

Is it an appropriate hour to be as fucking bladdered as you clearly are ?

 

[The_Hitcher89]

My list is full. Sorry bro

They should increase the limit :/

Go to the bottom of your list. Find the person who has left their PS3 stagnant for longest. Fuck them off. Embrace me, and bask in my reflected glory.

 

[Kyoufu]

Go to the bottom of your list. Find the person who has left their PS3 stagnant for longest. Fuck them off. Embrace me, and bask in my reflected glory.

I've done that so many times I've ran out of inactive users to delete. lol

 

[Hixx]

Any PS3 players here? Can you PM me you SEN IDs? Cheers

Mine is the same as my username btw

Vanquish's controls remind me of those in Infamous

mines jonno73 I cant be bothered pming you

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I've done that so many times I've ran out of inactive users to delete. lol

Surely there's a Manc on there who you can kick to the curb?


Malcolm in the Middle isn't on British Netflix

 

[Salazar]

Malcolm in the Middle isn't on British Netflix

Find and watch the remastered Lawrence of Arabia, because it is simply the most beautiful, beautiful thing.

 

[Kyoufu]

Find and watch the remastered Lawrence of Arabia, because it is simply the most beautiful, beautiful thing.

Jennifer Lawrence of Arabia?

 

[Wilbur]

Find and watch the remastered Lawrence of Arabia, because it is simply the most beautiful, beautiful thing.

Is it on Netflix?!?!?!

 

[Salazar]

Is it on Netflix?!?!?!

Beats me. It's on iTunes.

 

[Wilbur]

Beats me. It's on iTunes.

umf the pictures in the Hobbit thread were fucking lovely

 

[Salazar]

umf the pictures in the Hobbit thread were fucking lovely

The opening scene with him on his motorbike is such a perfect illustration of what they've been able to do to the footage.

Speaking to Red Voices, ManUtd.com's podcast, Giggs was optimistic in his response when asked if the 3-2 win over City has improved squad morale: “It should do, purely because of the way we performed.

“The bench is very strong and some players aren’t even getting on it. The squad is looking good at the moment and we’ve got our captain, Nemanja Vidic coming back soon. We have got everything is in place for the busy Christmas period and the confidence of such a great result.

“We accept that we are letting too many goals in and we’ve had to come from behind too often, but the signs are there that this could be a very good season for us. Chelsea, Newcastle and City away have been our three best performances and you probably can’t get three bigger challenges.

Big compliment there, Kyoufu. Giggs is fucking barmy, mind.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Transfers rumours abound.

MEN say Wanyama and Ha-mez top the shopping list.

Do it Malcolm.

 

[Kyoufu]

The opening scene with him on his motorbike is such a perfect illustration of what they've been able to do to the footage.



Big compliment there, Kyoufu. Giggs is fucking barmy, mind.

Manchester wins at our ground 95% of the time. It's sickening.

 

[Messi]

God this video still makes me bawl like a child, especially the end of it.

Pep Guardiola system

As good as tito is doing, I find it very hard to believe I will like a coach as much as I liked pep.

 

[Salazar]

Transfers rumours abound.

MEN say Wanyama and Ha-mez top the shopping list.

Do it Malcolm.

Good.

Walcott and his agent can do one. Not a solitary fucking chance are we going an inch out of our way to get a player not even RAWK's muppets (who want anyone) are sure that they want.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Good.

Walcott and his agent can do one. Not a solitary fucking chance are we going an inch out of our way to get a player not even RAWK's muppets (who want anyone) are sure that they want.

Reckon* Theo story comes from his side. Maybe scaring Arsenal or to get other clubs to up their bid.

*read hope

 

[Wilbur]

Transfers rumours abound.

MEN say Wanyama and Ha-mez top the shopping list.

Do it Malcolm.

Sell Nani, buy Ha-mes. Use the money Giggs allocated for his lawyers to buy Wanyama.

Quadruple 2013/14

 

[Salazar]

Quadruple 2013/14

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Now that is some terrible facial hair

 

[Scum]

God this video still makes me bawl like a child, especially the end of it.

Pep Guardiola system

As good as tito is doing, I find it very hard to believe I will like a coach as much as I liked pep.

He should just go back.

 

[Yurt]

Best pass accuracy in the final third (top 5 leagues this season): Barcelona 82.3%, Arsenal 77.7%, Man Utd 76.9%, Man City 76.7%, Juve 75.8%.

I'm actually quite surprised we're there, because I can't recall a single successful pass from Vucinic.

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Osvaldo was sent off 5 times in 83 Serie A matches, while Montero took 16 red cards (record) in 266 games in Italian top level. Osvaldo has an average of 0.0602 red cards per match in Serie A. Montero had 0.0601.

Osvaldo is fucking mental. You know you're a maniac if you're being compared to MONTERO.

Spoiler

<3

 

[Messi]

He should just go back.

He can't, not now. I would not want him to go back. I don't want him to tarnish the legacy he has at this club.

 

[Kyoufu]

He can't, not now. I would not want him to go back. I don't want him to tarnish the legacy he has at this club.

Tito > Pep

 

[Messi]

Tito > Pep

I would love nothing more than for Tito to do as well as Pep. I might die if we win the CL again in Wembley.

Tito seems to know what the fuck he is doing though. Props to him. He shocked me.

 

[Wilbur]

I love Osvaldo. He's so hairy and mental

 

[Yurt]

I thought it was Ryan Giggs first.

 

[rvy]

He can't, not now. I would not want him to go back. I don't want him to tarnish the legacy he has at this club.

Mourinho mindraped Pep to the point that he does not even want to ever go back to Camp Nou.