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[pulga]

#TeamJaw is the worst idea since someone wanted Andres as a mod.

 

[Messi]

#TeamJaw

#TeamJaw is the worst idea since someone wanted Andres as a mod.

#TeamJaw has been a thing for a long time around here. Ever since I embraced the beauty of a strong Olivia jaw.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Take that back, or I will find you and cut you.

It's the truth.

Maggie Gyllenhaal might have some huge fucking cheeks, but dammit I want to spank her. Just watched secretary again today after all those gifs the other day got me in the mood.

 

[Freewheelin']

Do the Barca supporters like man jaw or something???

 

[Broder Salsa]

Jawsus>>>Wilde

 

[pulga]

Do the Barca supporters like men or something???

Fixed.

 

[Messi]

Do the Barca supporters like man jaw or something???

People in glass houses Freewheelin'

Fixed.

Whats that supposed to mean? You say that like its a bad thing. tsk tsk

 

[Broder Salsa]

fuck quoting

 

[pulga]

People in glass houses Freewheelin'



Whats that supposed to mean? You say that like its a bad thing. tsk tsk

Come here, baby

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I really hate that hair, so ugly.

I concur

 

[Messi]

I concur

Not you too

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Not you too

It's like the anime version of the Cleopatra haircut

 

[LanceVance]

Going to Norfolk tomorrow and staying in a windmill for the weekend for my mates 21st. Going to be freezing and I'm going to miss the football :'(

 

[Freewheelin']

going to bed now, footy gaf

ill dream of wooden and his hairy chest <3

 

[Broder Salsa]

My chest is only hairy in comparison to the Wilbs family, I'm afraid. But sweet dreams, duder.

Going to Norfolk tomorrow and staying in a windmill for the weekend for my mates 21st. Going to be freezing and I'm going to miss the football :'(

Why would you stay in a windmill lol

 

[Freewheelin']

My chest is only hairy in comparison to the Wilbs family, I'm afraid. But sweet dreams, duder.

can i still dream of your sexy voice then?

 

[Broder Salsa]

can i still dream of your sexy voice then?

The good thing about dreams is that you can have them however you want.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I was about to post that Wooden's chest isn't really that hairy.

What have I become

 

[LanceVance]

Why would you stay in a windmill lol

Lol it's been renovated into a house thing. But it still has the outer features. Basically it's just somewhere to get drunk in the middle of nowhere for the weekend

 

[Salazar]

Paul Reece &#8207;@PaulReece10
Beardsley talk-in, Pedro revealed he would like the club to sign PSG striker Kevin Gamiero and revealed United offered £17m for Carrol #nufc

Does he mean . . . Manchester United ?

Tom Cleverley has come of age and proved he is ready to assume the mantle as Manchester United's midfield maestro.

That is the verdict of Bryan Robson - aka Captain Marvel, the man who knows more than anyone else what it takes to become the heart of the Old Trafford outfit.

YESSSSSSS, ROBBO

Comolli nonsense

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/kbb8o7

The plans that Comolli and Dalglish had for this season &#8212; Shinji Kagawa, Olivier Giroud and Demba Ba are understood to have been their main transfer targets as they sought greater firepower &#8212; did not come to fruition and Comolli regards that as a missed opportunity, particularly given the progress he feels had been made.

:lol :lol :lol

Jordan Henderson From: Sunderland. Cost: £14 million. Now: Liverpool, mainly used as a substitute. Success? Chosen ahead of Mario Götze, the Borussia Dortmund playmaker, he is slowly forcing his way back into contention

:lol

 

[DJmizuhara]

Bad to average film but Olivia if smoking hot in it. Also funnily enough she is also the best actor in it.

#TeamJaw grows stronger everyday!

Wait...Olivia was in Tron? Now that explains why I had a massive boner everything her character was on screen.

 

[Empty]

Does he mean . . . Manchester United ?

newcastle obviously, see #nufc and ex-newcastle striker peter beardsley. them trying to bring big andy home to compliment pardew's long ball strategy was in the press all summer.

 

[K1LLER7]

Has there been any new news on Kagawa?

I know Vidic will be back but hope Kagawa will be back on the bench too.

 

[Salazar]

newcastle obviously, see #nufc and ex-newcastle striker peter beardsley. them trying to bring big andy home to compliment pardew's long ball strategy was in the press all summer.

Yeah, but 17 fucking million.

It's under half what Liverpool paid and it's still funny.

 

[Messi]

Wait...Olivia was in Tron? Now that explains why I had a massive boner everything her character was on screen.

Yes that is Olivia Wilde, the best thing about that movie.

#TeamJaw

 

[Empty]

Yeah, but 17 fucking million.

It's under half what Liverpool paid and it's still funny.

yeah i know, pardew was clearly impressed by his open goal dive against them or maybe he bought into the rawk (pre-loaning him out) bollocks that he was a titan based on four games at the end of last season.

i mean they don't even have nolan to play in the crosses anymore, their best players cabaye and ben arfa don't compliment his style much at all.

 

[DJmizuhara]

Yes that is Olivia Wilde, the best thing about that movie.

#TeamJaw

Count me in #TeamJaw
One of the reasons I married my wife.

 

[Broder Salsa]

I was about to post that Wooden's chest isn't really that hairy.

What have I become

Getting there, mang

 

[Kyoufu]

Just played MH3U for 5 hours straight. <3 Wii U.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Goodnight

 

[Messi]

Count me in #TeamJaw
One of the reasons I married my wife.

YES!

I knew I was not alone.

 

[Salazar]

I'd worry if anybody actually involved in the football world had RAWK on their browsing history

So excited to see what the future will bring for Raheem. He is un-fucking-believably poised for a lad who JUST turned 18. The whole world must now have him on their radar.

Getting there, mang

this looks like a dog

 

[Broder Salsa]

this looks like a dog

Good enough for furrygaf, good enough for you guys

 

[Messi]

NIPPLES ON GAF, WTF

 

[AndresON777]

Good enough for furrygaf, good enough for you guys

He looks like a rapist

 

[Salazar]

John Mikel Obi has revealed he would be happy to play in a game refereed by Mark Clattenburg.

:lol

What a prize twat

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

NIPPLES ON GAF, WTF

Less revolting than Wilde's hair in Tron

 

[Messi]

Less revolting than Wilde's hair in Tron

 

[operon]

NIPPLES ON GAF, WTF

After dark gaf strikes again

 

[Messi]

After dark gaf strikes again

Yuck, male nipples are not good nipples.

 

[Gareth Bale]

Drank A lot claveragely joke still not coming to me. Will try again tomorrow..

 

[Scum]

Just played MH3U for 5 hours straight. <3 Wii U.

NNID! Stat!

 

[rodvik]

Avatar bet: Ashley Westwood's name will be on there by 2020.

Believe

I really hate that hair, so ugly.

Actually I love that hair style. Like a Parisian girl short hair cut. Very nice.

 

[Yurt]

 

[Salazar]

OptaJoe &#8207;@OptaJoe
26% - Manchester United are scoring with around one in four of their headed attempts this season. Nodding.

Pretty good, considering that the standard of crossing - except for RVP - hasn't seemed all that amazing.

 

[Vivalaraza]

Pretty good, considering that the standard of crossing - except for RVP - hasn't seemed all that amazing.

Pretty surprised at that. Does that include headers from corners? Seems like, as is the case for most teams, there a few wayward headers each match from corners.

Rooneys crossing is still very good though.

 

[GorillaJu]

Rooney's Crossing sounds like the name of a movie (a shitty one)

 

[Salazar]

Did you read Comolli's self-justification, morsel ?

 

[Mastadon]

Rooney's Crossing sounds like the name of a movie (a shitty one)

Isn't it a Wii U game?

 

[Canuck76]

So how did Mancity actually become a good team? I mean i know they got supermario and whatnot but structurally how did they become a good club? Just massive amounts of money and signings?

Because historically everyone's always splooged on ManU right?