Canuck, I'll make you a simple list of PL clubs and how you should think of them
-Man Utd can fuck off, the cunts
-Man City can fuck off, the twats
-Chelsea can fuck off, the plastic knobends
-Everton can fuck off, the tits
-Tottenham can fuck off
-West Brom are alright
-Arsenal can do one
-Swansea are okay, twat fans though
-Stoke are worse than the Nazis, and their manager is the anti-Christ
-Liverpool are constant disappointments, but you should support them anyway. Chief provider of lulz, unfortunately. Suarez is the most likable player in the league, if not the world
-West Ham can piss off
-Norwich are fine
-Fulham are okay
-Newcastle are our fellow disappointers, difficult to really dislike. Except Perch and Kyoufu. They can fuck off
-Sunderland are basically the most boring team in Europe
-Southampton are pretty great, nice to watch as well
-Aston Villa can disappear into an endless chasm and nobody would notice, much less miss them. Fucking thieves
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-Wigan are likeable enough, especially their manager. Owner's a complete knob though
-Reading are a nothing team, with shite fans and an even worse team
-QPR are a gang of spineless fannies, a hybrid of Man City's ridiculous spending, Arsenal's lack of bottle, and Sunderland's lack of quality. Relegation can't come soon enough
#GTIYH #STUYA