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[LabouredSubterfuge]

Asked to pinpoint improvement from shitty player
Pinpoints minor improvement from shitty player
'lolololololol'

I can't help but feel you stripped the context from this a tad:

£50 million striker, doesn't score or play particularly well, but good at defending set-pieces so yay.

I know he can't shit on him in public but it's pretty desperate stuff.

 

[LegoArmo]

Great football from Real Madrid tonight, and a great assist from my boy.

 

[Jeff Albertson]

At least we aren't the most embarrassing English team in Europe ever any more

Spoiler

nobody bring up the teams we played or the Batty and Le saux fight please

 

[dc89]

Mancini:

just shut the fuck up you moron

Didn't you know doicare works in the City press office.

 

[Steverulez]

Benitez is just considering all his options, if he gets desperate he can put Torres at centre back and one of Cahill/luiz/terry/ivanovic up front. They'd be a lot more fucking useful at the moment!

 

[Moobabe]

Just finished episode 2 of The Walking Dead. I cannot handle this game or how stressed it makes me.

 

[Sviatoslav]

At least we aren't the most embarrassing English team in Europe ever any more

Spoiler

nobody bring up the teams we played or the Batty and Le saux fight please

Don't worry, nobody in Europe remembers who Blackburn are.

 

[dc89]

Nino Kuni demo is up on US PSN. Weighs in at just over 2.5GB.

Can't wait to play it tomorrow!

 

[Yen]

Ooooooooooooooooh this is amazing.

Stereotypical Rafa Benitez:

Torres has gotten better at defensive headers at least

RAFA OUT

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Noooooo I'm catching a cold. I fucking hate having to walk around all day with a stuffed nose and sore throat.

 

[Wilbur]

Noooooo I'm catching a cold. I fucking hate having to walk around all they with a stuffed nose and sore throat.

I'm getting a sty or conjunctivitis or some shit, been having to blink really hard with one eye for the last few days, its irritating as fuck when its open

 

[Ushojax]

Noooooo I'm catching a cold. I fucking hate having to walk around all they with a stuffed nose and sore throat.

I've had a horrendous one for the last week. The stuff I was coughing up yesterday looked like oysters.

 

[bud]

when you have conjunctivitis, you need to rinse your eye(s) with cold water, and don't put in any contacts.

and when you have a sore throat, you need a gigantic, veiny, throbbing penis to clear the pipes.

 

[Wilbur]

when you have conjunctivitis, you need to rinse your eye(s) with cold water, and don't put in any contacts.

and when you have a sore throat, you need a gigantic, veiny, throbbing penis to clear the pipes.

i will do both thanks

 

[spidye]

I'm getting a sty or conjunctivitis or some shit, been having to blink really hard with one eye for the last few days, its irritating as fuck when its open

conjunctivitis doesn't need any medication. should be over in a week.

 

[Wilbur]

conjunctivitis doesn't need any medication. should be over in a week.

Yeah the pharmacist just said don't go shoving your fingers in your eye, use a flannel. And I shall. But first I have to write a 3000 word short story.

 

[elseanio]

Took my puppy the vet today to get his balls off He KNEW something was up!

It all went well, he's moping about now with a cone on his head. Will be a fun few days :/

 

[Phantast2k]

Noooooo I'm catching a cold. I fucking hate having to walk around all day with a stuffed nose and sore throat.

lol. suckah.

Spoiler

get well

I was out doing sport (cycling, running, own weight exercises) in horrid conditions (3°, strong wind & rain) while wearing shorts and my nose is dry
I felt like a French legionary or some sort of a navy seal doing survival training, lol

Worst to best round of 16 match-ups for Dortmund:
Porto > Arsenal > Milan
Donezk and Juve would be super duper hard as well, I guess.
Celtic would be awesome, because even if we were to lose, I'd still be happy for them.


/poor dog :|

 

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Messi's next Olivia Wilde avatar.

 

[Kyoufu]

Took my puppy the vet today to get his balls off He KNEW something was up!

It all went well, he's moping about now with a cone on his head. Will be a fun few days :/

This post is too sad. I'm off to play Ni no Kuni.

 

[Wilbur]

Took my puppy the vet today to get his balls off He KNEW something was up!

It all went well, he's moping about now with a cone on his head. Will be a fun few days :/

Looks depressed as fuck :lol

I remember when we got our dog spayed and she just slept for like a week.

 

[AndresON777]

Messi's next Olivia Wilde avatar.

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[Wilbur]

Messi's next Olivia Wilde avatar.

How hard is it to quote something man, goddamn

I love that when Andres posts I assume he's drunk /meta

 

[Sviatoslav]

How hard is it to quote something man, goddamn

I love that when Andres posts I assume he's drunk /meta

I think Andres actually makes more sense when he's drunk.

 

[Wilbur]

I think Andres actually makes more sense when he's drunk.

He is nothing more than a pecho frio

 

[Regulus Tera]

HEY GUYS IS MANCINI SACKED YET

 

[Phantast2k]

I think Andres actually makes more sense when he's drunk.

I think he's posting from a phone most of the time.

/stealth edits suck..

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

Took my puppy the vet today to get his balls off He KNEW something was up!

It all went well, he's moping about now with a cone on his head. Will be a fun few days :/

He looks so sad.

In more positive dog related news, I walked my dog today with him wearing a Santa Clause hoodie. Sooo cuuuute

 

[Wilbur]

HEY GUYS IS MANCINI SACKED YET

He'll take over at Chelsea when RDM leaves

 

[elseanio]

Looks depressed as fuck :lol

I remember when we got our dog spayed and she just slept for like a week.

Yeah, Juneau has just slept since we got him home. He's a destructive little bastard usually, and I never thought I'd miss it. Hopefully he perks up a bit tomorrow.

 

[Sviatoslav]

HEY GUYS IS MANCINI SACKED YET

Why, you want to fill Johann Cruyff's vacancy?

 

[Antti]

Hulk to italian tv: "If the situation with Spalletti is not gonna be solved soon, in january I will leave Zenit"

Spalletti: "Hulk can and say whatever he wants,I'll sub him again.Gazprom owner texted me saying 'good subs!'

http://www.twitter.com/tancredipalmeri

 

[bud]

HEY GUYS IS MANCINI SACKED YET

but... was goal

 

[Wilbur]

Yeah, Juneau has just slept since we got him home. He's a destructive little bastard usually, and I never thought I'd miss it. Hopefully he perks up a bit tomorrow.

Yeah, he'll be fine. Will bounce about like a motherfucker and then just conk out quicker than usual.

Hulk to italian tv: "If the situation with Spalletti is not gonna be solved soon, in january I will leave Zenit"

Spalletti: "Hulk can and say whatever he wants,I'll sub him again.Gazprom owner texted me saying 'good subs!'

http://www.twitter.com/tancredipalmeri

fucking lol

 

[Regulus Tera]

Why, you want to fill Johann Cruyff's vacancy?

i rather die of dysentery than let that fucker get on Chivas

 

[Sviatoslav]

Hey Porto, you want Hulk back? Swap for James plz. You can take Bruno Alves back too while you're at it.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Is Hulk the ultimate pecho frio?

 

[Wilbur]

i rather die of dysentery than let that fucker get on Chivas

Cruyff's always been a moody fucker, no surprise he gets sacked everywhere he goes

 

[Kyoufu]

Hulk to italian tv: "If the situation with Spalletti is not gonna be solved soon, in january I will leave Zenit"

Spalletti: "Hulk can and say whatever he wants,I'll sub him again.Gazprom owner texted me saying 'good subs!'

http://www.twitter.com/tancredipalmeri

This is amazing. :lol

 

[Messi]

Messi's next Olivia Wilde avatar.

Oh fuck....

 

[FootballFan]

Took my puppy the vet today to get his balls off He KNEW something was up!

It all went well, he's moping about now with a cone on his head. Will be a fun few days :/

Damn, he really looks like he knows he is going to part ways with his balls.

 

[Regulus Tera]

Is Hulk the ultimate pecho frio?

well, it's pretty cold over in Russia.

 

[AndresON777]

Lulz the dark knight rises is so good

 

[Broder Salsa]

Messi's next Olivia Wilde avatar.

Who, if you were forced, would you rather have sex with of these?

 

[Error]

Arsenal, Real Madrid, Milan and Oporto second of group.

Obviously we won't play against RM so that the rest. We can beat all of those with no problems.

 

[Wes]

Reina gone in January! Buying back a player they let go on a free! An overrated striker for £15m!

Liverpool are amusing.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Arsenal, Real Madrid, Milan and Oporto second of group.

Obviously we won't play against RM so that the rest. We can beat all of those with no problems.

I'd want to avoid Shakhtar/Juve/Chelsea(lol) if I were you.

 

[AndresON777]

Sad if we get Porto

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Why on earth would you ever take meth?

Cannabis, I understand
Same with E, LSD, mushrooms and the like

But heroin and crack? And even tobacco to a lesser extent. I just don't understand it

 

[Wilbur]

Who, if you were forced, would you rather have sex with of these?

http://i.imgur.com/8wlC0.jpg[/IG][/QUOTE]

From top row to bottom:

Lazy-Eye Lopez
Rosie
Elephantisha
Tou'PePe
Baby Hands McGee
Father Fellatio