The Lunch Legend
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
If I catch her during the wrong week, I feel the same.
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ÆMNE22A!C
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Can you explain for us in a minimum of a 1000 words how you deal with such a scenario?If I catch her during the wrong week, I feel the same.
badblue
Gold Member
The Lunch Legend
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
The Lunch Legend
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Hold on, let me pull up Urban Dictionary..
The Lunch Legend
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Please don't click on the spoiler below if you're of the faint of heart or squeamish. You have been warned:
Earning Red Wings:
Also to define practicing cunnilingus while the female is menstruating, because of the blood stains left on her thighs and the partner's face. Very sour.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
The company i sold my soul to is drowning in work and so i was very lucky to win another saturday at my workbench.
And while i wait for the honor to wake up at 5 AM in the morning, i will treat myself to a bottle of ice cold local wheat beer and some delightful music.
Oh yeah and Gravity Circuit got released yesterday. Already downloaded it and can't wait to fire it up.
Happy friday everyone!
Bro your setup is GORGEOUS!
Born with your arms switched around has to be challenging.
ÆMNE22A!C
Banned
Ahhh. Yeah been there. Not a fan.
Makoto-Yuki
Banned
Happy Friday night 
I got to London and having a great time so far. Walked about for a while (done 23,000 steps) and saw some of the main touristy shite like Buckingham Palace, The circus place with a load of adverts?, Big Ben's cock, the eye, Trafalgar Square.
It's been a long day, been up since about 3am, so that's it for me. Had a bit to eat and a few beers. Need to get sleep because it's going to be a really busy day.
I got to London and having a great time so far. Walked about for a while (done 23,000 steps) and saw some of the main touristy shite like Buckingham Palace, The circus place with a load of adverts?, Big Ben's cock
, the eye, Trafalgar Square.It's been a long day, been up since about 3am, so that's it for me. Had a bit to eat and a few beers. Need to get sleep because it's going to be a really busy day.
Con_Z_ǝdʇ
Live from NeoGAF, it's Friday Night!
Happy Friday night
I got to London and having a great time so far. Walked about for a while (done 23,000 steps) and saw some of the main touristy shite like Buckingham Palace, The circus place with a load of adverts?, Big Ben's cock
It's been a long day, been up since about 3am, so that's it for me. Had a bit to eat and a few beers. Need to get sleep because it's going to be a really busy day.
Stay hydrated! Don't forget your...
Makoto-Yuki
Banned
I'm Scottish so it's "a boatle a watter"Stay hydrated! Don't forget your...
Con_Z_ǝdʇ
Live from NeoGAF, it's Friday Night!
The Lunch Legend
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
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Con_Z_ǝdʇ
Live from NeoGAF, it's Friday Night!
It pairs well with my mental challenges.
The Lunch Legend
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
The Lunch Legend
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Two more hours left at work, before I can get home and enjoy a New York Strip steak on the grill with a crisp Caesar salad on the side.
I hope everyone is having a pleasant Friday!
I hope everyone is having a pleasant Friday!
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Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Let me check my chest, my breath right quick (ha)
He ain't ever seen it in a dress like this (ah)
He ain't ever even been impressed like this
Prolly why I got him quiet on the set like zip
Like it, love it, need it, bad
Take it, own it, steal it, fast
Boy, stop playing, grab my ass
Why you actin' like you shy? (Hot)
Shut it, save it, keep it, pushin'
Why you beating 'round the bush?
Knowin' you want all this woman
Never knock it 'til you try (yah, yah)
All of them bitches hating I have you with me
All of my niggas saying you mad committed
Realer than anybody you had, and pretty
All of that body-ody, the ass and titties
badblue
Gold Member
Wife has gone off to a music festival leaving me home alone with the cats.
Going to get wild tonight
Going to get wild tonight
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
I've got 9 unopened records sitting in my living room waiting for this edible to kick in.Wife has gone off to a music festival leaving me home alone with the cats.
Going to get wild tonight
The Lunch Legend
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
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Maiden Voyage
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ÆMNE22A!C
Banned
It pairs well with my mental challenges.
That's not so strangely arousing ♡♡♡
ÆMNE22A!C
Banned
The Lunch Legend
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
ÆMNE22A!C
Banned
Saturday is popping off over here.
Going from Vorhosbn to that is quite the switch.
I like your taste!
This is awesome! Hear some Moon Safari in this.
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ÆMNE22A!C
Banned
Need a rewatch asap.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
It's done. The deck is no more. Tomorrow we clear out the odds and ends around the rest of the house. I am exhausted.
Edible popped, cooling down before showering off. Then laziness the rest of the day.
Edible popped, cooling down before showering off. Then laziness the rest of the day.
The Lunch Legend
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Not gonna lie, I kind of felt your turmoil vicariously, so nice to hear it's finally done.
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Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Manual labor is never a joke. My arms are sore but I always get an endorphin rush the following few days. It's good to feel like a man.Not gonna lie, I kind of felt your turmoil vicariously, so nice to hear it's finally done.
Artoris
Gold Member
It's pee not po
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
This story is wild. I'm almost an hour in and captivated.
kanjobazooie
Mouse Ball Fetishist
The electrician somehow thought that my early-30s ass was a minor and asked if my dad was home. Can I trust his inspection work if his perception is that bad?
The Lunch Legend
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
ÆMNE22A!C
Banned
The electrician somehow thought that my early-30s ass was a minor and asked if my dad was home. Can I trust his inspection work if his perception is that bad?
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Someone sets the thermostat to 69c/21c in the office. Way too cold for a Monday.
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badblue
Gold Member
It's 70f/21.1c in my office right now and I'm thinking of turning a fan on. Getting too warm in here.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
The Lunch Legend
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
ÆMNE22A!C
Banned
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