Affliction clothing
American McGee's Alice
Anime
Anime fans that "learn four words in Japanese and DESU DESU DESU their way around the world."
Applebee's
Avatar (the film and the game)
Avenged Sevenfold
Avocados (Jeff shares this hatred with Vinny's son Max).
Being told to "discuss" or asked for "thoughts"
Betas that are really demos
BlazBlue
Bobby Kotick
Boxing
Brad Garrett
Bruce Campbell references post-1997
Butterscotch
Camping
"Chipotle" as shorthand for spicy food
Chipotle, the restaurant. Specifically their rice, which Jeff claims is "the worst burrito rice" ever.
Circuit Breakers and similar Micro Machines-style racing games
Cisco (the beverage)
Coconut flavor
Comic book superheroes
Counter-Strike
Cowboys
Coyote Ugly
Crates
Crysis
Cute or wacky robots
Damon Baird
Demon's Souls
Disturbed
Dragon Ball Z
Druids
Dynasty Warriors
Fable III
Family Feud games
Family Guy
Far Cry (the original)
F.E.A.R.
Final Fantasy post-SNES
Friends (the show, not the concept)
Friends (the concept)
Football
Futurama
Game Room
George Broussard
Gin
Ginger ale
Grease (the movie, not the substance)
Half-Life
Halo 2
Hard-boiled eggs
Harry Potter
Headshots
Hippies
Hollywood Squares (the game)
Human beings
Infographics
Inventory management
Jurassic Park
Katt Williams
Kingdom Hearts
Lil' B
Lil' Wayne
LIMBO
Lime flavor
Machinima
Magic wands
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Mondays
Monk
Most (but not all) Led Zeppelin songs
Master of Illusion Express: Funny Face
Mustard on his corn dogs
NiGHTS into Dreams...
Ninja Gaiden
No Limit Top Dogg (except that one song)
Non-chain restaurants
Onions (it's a textural thing)
Outdoors
Gummy products, especially when oversized
Pears
People who don't give him his change
Papa Murphy's Take and Bake Pizza Chain
Pickles
Playing video games cooperatively
Putting his hands into a pile of raw meat to dig out bullet casings
Sequels to Predator
Sequels to The Terminator
Rebecca Chang
Resident Evil
Red Dead Redemption
Rick Ross (except that song on Kanye's album)
Rock Revolution
Role-players
Root beer after midnight
Ryan Davis
Ryan Davis' shirt ideas
Scorpions (but not Scorpion)
Seafood
Seinfeld (the show and the comedian)
Skullcandy headphones
Slim Jims
Sniping
Sonic the Hedgehog games, characters, and music made after 1993 (i.e. every entry in the franchise except the original, the first sequel and Sonic CD)
Splashing
Spiders
Splinter Cell
Star Wars (In general)
Stoners
Superman (The hero and the movies)
Swingers fans
Tecmo Super Bowl
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time
The $1,000,000 Pyramid
The Grateful Dead
The Lord of the Rings
Tim Burton
Tower defense
Traffic
Samurai Shodown games after II, especially Samurai Shodown SEN.
Smackdown
Split-screen multiplayer
Street Fighter III
Strep throat
Super Metroid
Tekken 4
Vampires, generally
Vinegar
Yelp reviews
Yoshi's Island
You
"You guys"
Watching movies with friends
When his hands smell like metal
When people like things
Warm milk
Xenomorphs
Zombies
Video games