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Giant Bomb #7 | Hey There, Small Business Owner!
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Good luck!
Thanks!
mattiewheels
And then the LORD David Bowie saith to his Son, Jonny Depp: 'Go, and spread my image amongst the cosmos. For every living thing is in anguish and only the LIGHT shall give them reprieve.'
Did they post that job site on twitter? Or do Giant Bomb fans just F5 these sites until it pops up?
snoopeasystreet
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Hey guys, I just got the job. They told me to tell you to stop sending in applications. They're good for now.
edit - wait, I'm after getting fired for telling Brad how to be better at video games.
edit - wait, I'm after getting fired for telling Brad how to be better at video games.
shadyspace
Banned
Congrats!
Fantastapotamus
Wrong about commas, wrong about everything
In all honesty I wish all of you who seriously apply the best of luck. Even though I will probably hate you since I'm stuck at a job that I just don't quite hate enough to quit 
AuthenticM
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Isn't he busy making games ?
maquiladora
Member
It was posted on Facebook.
Was also posted on Twitter about an hour ago.
I wonder if anyone from here who applied are worried about their online history? I mean what if you went on a rant about how Patrick is just a stupid SJW and how fat Brad has gotten or how Jeff is in bed with Dave Lang and the Harmonix guys... I mean it's all there... just waiting for someone to read it. Heh Iif I wasn't so lazy I'd start digging dirt on the people who already said they applied just for shits and giggles.
shadyspace
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(Formerly) N'Gai.
A transgendered black woman who's also a Muslim. 4chan's /v/ alone would explode in a fireball so big it would attract extra terrestrial lifeforms from several solar systems away just to see what the fuck happened.
Fantastapotamus
Wrong about commas, wrong about everything
Might be worth it just to see that.
Purple_Tentacle
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Might be worth what, exactly?
funkystudent
Member
I would just like to be the first to say they hired the wrong person and the new staffer sucks!
Its about time they got to this point. That CBSi machine moves slow.
Its about time they got to this point. That CBSi machine moves slow.
Incandenza
Banned
One day I will be qualified enough to apply for that summer internship and it will be glorious.
Yes, please. I hope so.
broncobuster
Banned
Jeff secretly hates him, too. All she ever plays is competitive Endless Ocean.
shadyspace
Banned
Yeah that'd be dope.
Hot Coldman
Banned
Nah, he has to print them out so Jeff can set them on fire personally.
McFadge
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mattiewheels
And then the LORD David Bowie saith to his Son, Jonny Depp: 'Go, and spread my image amongst the cosmos. For every living thing is in anguish and only the LIGHT shall give them reprieve.'
And loves Yoshi's Island more than anyone else in the world.
Isn't she doing a thing (kickstarter?) where she goes and stays with developers and provides a really in depth view of what people go through to make games? Or am I just insane?
edit: Also Karen is the obvious choice. She is hilarious, great on camera and better at games than Brad. The perfect hire.
fargofallout
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What they need to do is go find Small Business Man and have him apply, so he can be freed from having to spend his time waiting in line at the post office.
Sveitadurgur
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She'd probably be better as a freelancer for them, since Patrick is supposedly getting a propper budget for that. I'd rather have her out and about doing interesting stuff like embedded journalism at a developer instead of being stuck at the SF sweatlodge doing QL of bad Wii U games (although that wouldn't be too bad...)
MrTroubleMaker
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Also has a zombie game fetish
mattiewheels
And then the LORD David Bowie saith to his Son, Jonny Depp: 'Go, and spread my image amongst the cosmos. For every living thing is in anguish and only the LIGHT shall give them reprieve.'
Phil Fish. He'll be like their hype-man.
BUNTING1243
Banned
People who can quick look boring new releases while everyone else is off on location shooting subscriber miniseries, probably.
Gozer the Gozerian
Member
Maybe someone with freckles?
I've got freckles.
It would be great if they hired a Hunter S. Thompson of games with crippling alcoholism to mix things up.
I think they already have that covered with Patrick and Alex.
shadyspace
Banned
They've only been in the new office for ten months? Damn feels like longer.
No, it's been 10 months since Ryan passed. They joined CBSi 26 months ago.
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