Kyle's OT is fucking hilarious, actually quite perturbed that it's been locked. Why isn't it a valid OT? Because it doesn't completely fawn over the game and it's features.
The best bit, as someone mentioned above, is that all the descriptions that are clearly worded in a facetious way are absolutely correct. Multiplayer is Call of Duty: Halo edition, Forge is the same with magnets and lighting, Theatre is a gimped version of the one we're used to.
I've still got the LE ordered, I'm still a huge Halo fan, and I'm still excited for November 6th, but there are serious causes for concern that should be noted in an OT that probably won't in Ghaleon's, and I'm not meaning that in a disrespectful way to him, that's just how Neogaf is.