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So she's not a milf.My "supervising teacher" is a milf, but she is single with no children.
So she's not a milf.My "supervising teacher" is a milf, but she is single with no children.
That’s only you when masturbating while watching underaged anime girls. GTFO lotionGod I love convicted pedophiles the thread?
Neither are the 20 year old porn stars. It's just a label for a hot 'older' woman. And because 'cougar' seems weird, im in my 30's.So she's not a milf.
Samus is older than most people here though? Are you saying she couldn't raise a ba...oh.That’s only you when masturbating while watching underaged anime girls.
???GTFO lotion
Naw dude, milf is a mom you'd like to fuck, otherwise we've invented language for nothing and how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?Neither are the 20 year old porn stars. It's just a label for a hot 'older' woman. And because 'cougar' seems weird, im in my 30's.
I fucking love you Thank you for not getting offended from my banterSamus is older than most people here though? Are you saying she couldn't raise a ba...oh.
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I mean I know that but, you honestly think all the MILF porn out there is only Moms? Its like calling someone a racist. The term gets thrown around so much and so loosely that its lost all meaning and just describes a caricature of a person.Naw dude, milf is a mom you'd like to fuck, otherwise we've invented language for nothing and how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
See me after class, burger boyNot but seriously I don't get inflation.
So hold on. Do your students know you smoke more weed than them?I'm a teacher
See me after class, burger boy
No. It's porn.I mean I know that but, you honestly think all the MILF porn out there is only Moms?
So hold on. Do your students know you smoke more weed than them?
No. It's porn.
You honestly think all the lesbian porn out there features actual lesbians digging into each other's tacos?
No they are "bi". But seriously I get that she isn't a literal Mother, I just don't want to call her a hot old lady.No. It's porn.
You honestly think all the lesbian porn out there features actual lesbians digging into each other's tacos?
When I was a senior in high school my health class teacher did some weird shit. She'd always be flirty with me saying random shit. One day she had this bottle of fragrance or some crap. She told me to put a couple drops on my wrist then she smelled me and said ohhhh you must be good in bed.....i was like huh? She said it smells different for everyone and means different things.wtf? Lol Another time I got a 100 on my sex ed test. She told me wow you really know the ladies dont you? Again wtf? Lol it didnt bother me because i was a young horny man hoe. Well the thing is she was thick hella thick and thats not my jam. Ehhhh. I heard she smashed football players and I believe it. Recently divorced lady needed some attention so she creeped on the students. Whatever. If she straight up asked if she could give me suction I know I would have. But the thought of hooking up with her grossed me out. Anyways thats my story. Lol
I don't think so. Im severly addicted to Mike n Ikes and Hot Tamales to this dayhave you fully recovered from the abuse?
Not hot. She's gonna get 15 years.
Female teacher, 31, pleads guilty to molesting two middle school boys
Lindsay P. Anderson, 31, of Geneva, Illinois admitted sexually assaulting two of her former students at Carpentersville Middle School in Carpentersville, Illinois.www.dailymail.co.uk
I’ll do you one better.Nicole Kidman was never hot, change my mind.
Do it man, wtf are you waiting for. You ain't one of the kids.
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Not but seriously I don't get inflation.
Another topic for another time, but you must be out of your mind.Nicole Kidman was never hot, change my mind.
Nicole Kidman was never hot, change my mind.
Another topic for another time, but you must be out of your mind.
This was her in her late 30's.
You know how many millions of young men fantasized about her from Batman probably.
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Joel Schumacher made many mistakes. Casting Kidman wasn't one of them.Pass
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Eh, nvr mind.I mean I know that but, you honestly think all the MILF porn out there is only Moms? Its like calling someone a racist. The term gets thrown around so much and so loosely that its lost all meaning and just describes a caricature of a person.
As someone who works in a high school I fully sympathize with these kids.
My "supervising teacher" is a milf, but she is single with no children. she is super into exercise and is alwayes buying me little treats and putting her hands on me.
I'm so scared to make a move or ask her out because she is a really good friend and "boss" I don't want to ruin that but damn. The struggle is real.
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Does this do it for you then weirdo? That is a REAL woman not a cartoon! SMH incel.
Naw dude, milf is a mom you'd like to fuck, otherwise we've invented language for nothing and how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
Your philosophical musings make me even more erect than ever. Kudos to you.I just realized that if a milf you were very much into suddenly later wants to identify as a man, then you were actually always into a father you'd like to fuck
Pics and I’ll be the judge.My wifes a teacher. She's hot. Does that count gaf?
Pics and I’ll be the judge.
You did everything right, son!For the lulz (We are already in the post pics of yourself thread anyway haha)
I was joking about posting pics and yeah, I saw them in the other thread.For the lulz (We are already in the post pics of yourself thread anyway haha)
imagine banging kidman after cruise got finished with her
good luck taming that crazy pussy
keith urban is gonna look like that dude in the last crusade who drank from the wrong grail when she's done with him
Well... Keith's been married to her for 13 years now, which is two years more than Tom got, so... Any day now?