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[PeakPointMatrix]

OP, this is kind of drastic, but what it YOU moved out? If she is so intent on staying, then let her. She can't afford rent on her own anyway, so let the cold hard reality of not being able to afford to pay the bills or the rent hit her. Move out, find a brand new place to start your brand new life, and leave your old life and baggage behind. I'd do this if I was in this situation, since it would leave her the most incapacitated.

 

[davepoobond]

He owns the house. He can't move out of his own house and not still be responsible for paying. He needs to evict her.

 

[fatigues_gasolini]

Wait... you left your own place?

Nope! I went out drinking with her and didnt want to drive home, so I crashed at her place. Currently typing from my actual house.

 

[JBourne]

When you finally kick her out, you gotta recite the outro to The Rain by Oran Jones line for line.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ

 

[Tragicomedy]

Nope! I went out drinking with her and didnt want to drive home, so I crashed at her place. Currently typing from my actual house.

But seriously, how was the *ahem* helping hand?

 

[AlphaSnake]

Nope! I went out drinking with her and didnt want to drive home, so I crashed at her place. Currently typing from my actual house.

Did you get that handjob that the holy God should by all means grant you?

We should just pitch in as a group and get you a parade of babes stroll through your house. A revolving door of sex to make up for the 3 years.

 

[Sorian]

Nope! I went out drinking with her and didnt want to drive home, so I crashed at her place. Currently typing from my actual house.

It's been 3 years, it's ok to kiss and tell.

 

[Fatal Futanari]

Nope! I went out drinking with her and didnt want to drive home, so I crashed at her place. Currently typing from my actual house.

So did she strangle your one-eyed snake?

 

[Billen]

Nope not on a break. She went to California to visit family and she went to furcon and fucked some dudes. Then she lied about behind my back. Her friend provided me with text logs of her admitting to it. She also took tons of pictures that backed up to her iPad which is how I also found out. Saved everything but didn't even have to use it.

Jokes about bitches in heart aside, if she managed this during a convention guess what a normal month looks like. Check your legal options and kick her out asap.

 

[Sorian]

Jokes about bitches in heart aside, if she managed this during a convention guess what a normal month looks like. Check your legal options and kick her out asap.

We are well past all of this already but, to be fair, it's probably easier to get some lays at that con then in regular day-to-day life.

 

[davepoobond]

We are well past all of this already but, to be fair, it's probably easier to get some lays at that con then in regular day-to-day life.

Especially when you smell like the animals that are fucking you from lack of showers

 

[Mariolee]

But seriously, how was the *ahem* helping hand?

Better than his girlfriend's helping hooves.

 

[Saya Brea]

Better than his girlfriend's helping hooves.

Those rough edges will get you.

 

[Ekdrm2d1]

Better than his girlfriend's helping hooves.

8/10

lol

 

[ProfessorMoran]

Never trust a whorse.

But what does the fox say?

 

[The Maverick]

10/10 thread. Get well OP.

 

[K' Dash]

Nope! I went out drinking with her and didnt want to drive home, so I crashed at her place. Currently typing from my actual house.

Dude, did you get some?

 

[butzopower]

Dude, did you get some?

They probably just horsed around a bit.

Serious note, glad you got out of your relationship OP, even if it took her lying about cheating. Hopefully you can one day rest easy and look back on the absurdity of it all and laugh. Good luck as a new man.

 

[fatigues_gasolini]

Sorry to disappoint, no action for me, shot down pretty quickly. Not too worried about it, theres always Tinder.

 

[Falcs]

Maaan, your friend's pretty cruel to be making jokes like that and then givin' you the ol' blue ball treatment.

 

[Go_Ly_Dow]

Sorry to disappoint, no action for me, shot down pretty quickly. Not too worried about it, theres always Tinder.

not even the hand job you mentioned?

what is this OP, u gonna leave us dry?

 

[A Human Becoming]

not even the hand job you mentioned?

what is this OP, u gonna leave us dry?

Well his friend did.

And yes TC, there's always tinder.

 

[UnObtainium17]

I hope OP got the HJ that was promised. If you didn't it's ok, at least you're now free.
Edit: oh darn you didn't. This was a fantastic thread though! Heh.

 

[FUNKNOWN iXi]

GG.

 

[Vincent Alexander]

Sorry to disappoint, no action for me, shot down pretty quickly. Not too worried about it, theres always Tinder.

Bah. Oh well. My personal opinion---you're going to want to enjoy some pure freedom alone once you get her out of the house. I'm not sure if a woman too soon would be good. But wadda I know?

 

[sonikokaruto]

breakups suck


i hope everyone can go on their lives with the least ammount possible

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

breakups suck


i hope everyone can go on their lives with the least ammount possible

Well, indeed.

It behoofs you to read the thread.

 

[CloudWolf]

Not even the promised handjob? Man, I was hoping for a happy ending.

breakups suck

Not this one.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

Is the girl moved out yet OP?

 

[fatigues_gasolini]

Need GAF advice. Girl ive had a crush on for 12 years. She is coming over to a party at my place, after the ex moves out. We have the same goals. No kids or marriage. Need to make myself look good. Flirted with her a lot, she responds well. Need advice to lock it up.

 

[Trike]

Ask her about her fursona.

 

[mt1200]

....

 

[xxracerxx]

Need GAF advice. Girl ive had a crush on for 12 years. She is coming over to a party at my place, after the ex moves out. We have the same goals. No kids or marriage. Need to make myself look good. Flirted with her a lot, she responds well. Need advice to lock it up.

Time to fur up.

 

[stktt]

Show her this thread.

 

[davepoobond]

Wear a fedora

 

[Finaika]

Wear a beanie

 

[TUSR]

Need GAF advice. Girl ive had a crush on for 12 years. She is coming over to a party at my place, after the ex moves out. We have the same goals. No kids or marriage. Need to make myself look good. Flirted with her a lot, she responds well. Need advice to lock it up.

jesus

 

[Fotheringay]

Need GAF advice. Girl ive had a crush on for 12 years. She is coming over to a party at my place, after the ex moves out. We have the same goals. No kids or marriage. Need to make myself look good. Flirted with her a lot, she responds well. Need advice to lock it up.

Everything you did with the last girl dude. You locked that shit up so hard you couldn't even get rid of her when she wasn't on the lease.

 

[davepoobond]

Is your ex girlfriend still in your house or what?

 

[Gordon0Freeman]

Wear a beanie

With some facial hair

 

[Jel44]

Need GAF advice. Girl ive had a crush on for 12 years. She is coming over to a party at my place, after the ex moves out. We have the same goals. No kids or marriage. Need to make myself look good. Flirted with her a lot, she responds well. Need advice to lock it up.

Ask her to take

 

[Ryo Hazuki 117]

She fucked 4 dudes behind my back.

She doesn't deserve your kindness man

But she's still a female so you be better and kick her out "gently"

Fuck, I felt like Dr.Phil right there...

 

[Xenex]

OP your nicer than me, if she had done that to me I would of giving her the rent back and made her homeless there and then.

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Need GAF advice. Girl ive had a crush on for 12 years. She is coming over to a party at my place, after the ex moves out. We have the same goals. No kids or marriage. Need to make myself look good. Flirted with her a lot, she responds well. Need advice to lock it up.

Write some furry erotica.

 

[Tenrius]

Write some furry erotica.

And also sext as a horse.

 

[fatigues_gasolini]

Update:

Shes packing and moving out tomorrow. She has been pretty cordial about the whole thing besides banging dudes in the meantime. She never has apologized about the whole ordeal. I on the other hand have been working on myself.

Exercising everday. Ive lost 30lbs since January. Working on myself. Ive never slept better, its like a huge burden has been taken off my shoulders. All my friends have been supportive and even those who stopped talking to me because of her have come back.

Havent been laid yet, but have gotten some booty calls. Unfortunately been too drunk and far away for completion.

Im working finishing my masters degree and am on track to get a new higher paid job. My brother plans to move in in the fall, which will help both of us.

Thanks for all your support. I know I am to blame for my own suffering but Im ready to move on.

On another note, I think I am making progress on the girl I have had a crush on fro 12 years.

 

[Arkos]

I'm really happy for you OP, you deserve better. Nay, you deserve the best.

sorry I had to but seriously congrats and good job, sounds like you're ready to rock it. Now we need lurid updates on your sexual forays.

 

[ohlawd]

Well done, OP.

I'm happy for you and proud, too.

 

[Vanillalite]

Update:

Shes packing and moving out tomorrow. She has been pretty cordial about the whole thing besides banging dudes in the meantime. She never has apologized about the whole ordeal. I on the other hand have been working on myself.

Exercising everday. Ive lost 30lbs since January. Working on myself. Ive never slept better, its like a huge burden has been taken off my shoulders. All my friends have been supportive and even those who stopped talking to me because of her have come back.

Havent been laid yet, but have gotten some booty calls. Unfortunately been too drunk and far away for completion.

Im working finishing my masters degree and am on track to get a new higher paid job. My brother plans to move in in the fall, which will help both of us.

Thanks for all your support. I know I am to blame for my own suffering but Im ready to move on.

On another note, I think I am making progress on the girl I have had a crush on fro 12 years.

 

[zeemumu]

Congratulations on moving on, OP.