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Is there ever a good reason to beat somebody up?
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Soapbox Killer
Grand Nagus
I feel bad for what I'm thinking but if some scumbag spat in my face...Lord forgive me.
StrapOnFetus
Banned
Some dude stole my wifi adapter out of my window, I knocked on his door, asked for it back. He refused, I said lets go outside.
I hit him in the jaw, I feel it shift...sprain my thumb....he goes inside grabs a knife. I nope out of there. But after, his GF gave me the wifi adapter back. Said, we don't want anymore trouble...woke up in the morning for work and heard the guy talking funny from outside.
Drunk guy, friend brings him a long. Thinks he can try to force his way into the bathroom while my GF back then was taking a shower. Door is locked btw, I realize he is drunk, I move him to the living room.
He is just being aggressive, so everyone at this point wants him the fuck out of the house, my friend looks at me with pleading eyes, that say. "please come with me, this guy is crazy" I go with my friend, before drunk dude can get in the car, he takes a swing at my buddy, I had enough, gave him a right hook. He went down, I folded him into the car, we dump him somewhere. (He was still alive lol)
I hit him in the jaw, I feel it shift...sprain my thumb....he goes inside grabs a knife. I nope out of there. But after, his GF gave me the wifi adapter back. Said, we don't want anymore trouble...woke up in the morning for work and heard the guy talking funny from outside.
Drunk guy, friend brings him a long. Thinks he can try to force his way into the bathroom while my GF back then was taking a shower. Door is locked btw, I realize he is drunk, I move him to the living room.
He is just being aggressive, so everyone at this point wants him the fuck out of the house, my friend looks at me with pleading eyes, that say. "please come with me, this guy is crazy" I go with my friend, before drunk dude can get in the car, he takes a swing at my buddy, I had enough, gave him a right hook. He went down, I folded him into the car, we dump him somewhere. (He was still alive lol)
Think I saw this on the news. They still looking for the killer..
Angelus Errare
Banned
If I had a child and you hit my child purposefully.
95% chance my car key will be in your eye.
95% chance my car key will be in your eye.
FreeMufasa
Junior Member
Too many reasons. Talking sideways probably results in the most licks
TickleMeElbow
Member
I think if two people want to throw down then it's kinda okay. Obviously there are better ways to solve problems, but if both people square up then they're putting themselves in that situation so whatever.
Otherwise no. I totally understand the feeling of wanting to, but if you're an adult you shouldn't be straight up physically attacking people unless you're defending yourself/someone else.
Otherwise no. I totally understand the feeling of wanting to, but if you're an adult you shouldn't be straight up physically attacking people unless you're defending yourself/someone else.
Yeezus H. Christ
Banned
Carnby
Member
We said reasons to beat up. Not reasons kill and go to prison.
BolognaSoup
Member
I'm sure we could have just talked Hitler down and offered him pizza.
Carnby
Member
Ah, the old Nazi argument. What's that called again?
I am not a violent guy but there was a guy who worked very closely with my daughter when she was 2 who got jailed for possession of child pornography. He is now under police protection and it's unlikely I'll see him ever again but just thinking about that asshole makes me feel angry and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to stop myself from doing something stupid if I ever came into contact with him.
So...yes
So...yes
MidgarBlowedUp
Member
If they pay too much for car insurance.
Parallax
best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
honestly, im pretty calm, but i have and would go in on someone that intentionally spit on me. fuck that bullshit
namor started it. alls fair in love and war breh
CyclopsRock
Member
Eh, I think Godwin's Law is more about someone saying that they prefer Cookies to Muffins and you replying "Oh yeah? HITLER liked cookies!" When talking about violence as a tool to solve a problem, Nazi Germany is actually a pretty useful case study.
LUFTRAUSER
Banned
Eh. Not really. Under the OP's conditions especially, fighting is just for people that can't afford lawyers.
cityhunter
Banned
Some people just don't learn from their mistakes even when being beaten within an inch of their life. At that point, it's just better to just let them reflect their mistakes 6 ft under.
Laughing Banana
Weeping Pickle
From the worst way to be dumped thread.
That's a good reason to beat somebody up.
That's a good reason to beat somebody up.
Miles Quaritch
Member
That's not really ambiguous. Spitting in someone's face is the same as slapping them. You know full well what the reaction will be if you do either.
Something ambiguous would be...would you punch someone if they bumped into you causing you to fall down or spill your drink or damage your property (phone, tablet, etc) and they are unapologetic and actually blame you for the incident.
If someone would attack or physically harm my dogs or family I'd have no problems to beat them up.
It's there.
There
Their
They're
cmon.
It's there.
There
Their
They're
cmon.
ItWasMeantToBe19
Banned
If someone rapes you and you want to take a baseball bat to their knees and balls, I'm okay with that.
Crash Station
Member
Beyond self-defense, absolutely not. And seeing as the OP clearly states nothing physical was done to you or someone you care about, there's no ambiguity there.
Yeezus H. Christ
Banned
What if they spat at your feet?
I'd probably throw the rest of the drink on them.
Crash Station
Member
Then you don't believe in freedom of speech.
Nothing1016
Member
Yooo when I was a kid, my family and I were shopping at wingo and this couple preceded to spit at my father and called him a "Dirty Spic" because we were being loud and taking up aisle space. My pops ignored it until they hit my little brother in the back of the head with a grocery cart.... Pops lifted the dude up by his neck and slammed him on the ground and punched his face a few times. luckily, we stopped him in his rage.
I hope he beat himself up, because the only real mistake made there was not asking the girlfriend in question what was up. What an idiot.
Freedom of speech only means the government won't throw you in jail for saying stuff it doesn't like. It has nothing to do with beating up people you disagree with.
Crash Station
Member
This is true. Still weird to see a statement along the lines of "I believe in freedom of speech as long as I can beat you up for it". Only one of those things will get you sent to jail (provided the speech isn't a threat or incitement). Might as well just say you don't believe in free speech at that point, which is fine as it's your freedom to feel that way.
Crash Station
Member
I don't think war would count based on the rules in the OP. Something physical was already done in that scenario.
PayOffWizard
Member
Talking in the cinema.
DrunkShogun
Member
When they impose danger or are harassing someone then a certain degree of violence is justified.
striferser
Huge Nickleback Fan
Yes.I know someone who verbally assault someone till the victim start crying, telling him to stop did not stop him, so slap to the face it is.
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
Yup. I'm not a violent man, by any means, but if someone called my daughter a cunt, I'd break their face.
Subpar Scrub
Banned
Getting a disease isn't harmless. Getting spat in the face isn't harmless, it's serious assault. I wouldn't coward punch the dude, but he'd get a good shove at minimum.
Bahahaha, nah it's cool bro. Water under the bridge after a few years
For me to fight a girl... she'd definitely have to be threatening my life. Like, with a knife or something.
I'd have him/her on the ground with my boot on their throat faster than they can apologize.
Subpar Scrub
Banned
That'd suck to not have your Dad any more because someone called you a horrible, degrading word though.
Riiiiiiiiight.
SirPinkyNose
Member
Yeah, and don't whine when they turn out to be stronger than you and then beat you to a pulp.
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