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January Wrasslin' |OT| The Assassination of Daniel Bryan by the Coward Vince McMahon

She can botch any moment its keeps you watching the match. She's not that horrible she's almost as good as the others that have been there for years which is pretty embarrassing. She's only been in tag matches i want to see how bad she does in a singles match. AJ really is the best diva in WWE but she needs something to do rather than just wrestling whoever manages to roll her up that month
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maybe rosa mendes and Aksana, but even bad wrestlers like Nikki Bella and Tamina don't get every single thing wrong
 
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Deleted member 47027

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what!? I don't even remember saying a racial slur the first time.

A testament to the clean-up job I did. Let's keep your racism hidden!

You guys said no fictional characters. Obama ain't real. There ain't no Batman in that Royal Rumble, so if I see the POTUS, all hell gonna break loose.

What would Obama's entrance theme be?
 
There's one guy on the list who hasn't amounted to much wrestling, has barely changed his look and has one default expression; the babyface smile, so I'm hoping he doesn't win, or there's going to be 40+ very similar avatars on WrassleGAF.
 

Verendus

Banned
What would Obama's entrance theme be?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niVVIOP2pms

There's one guy on the list who hasn't amounted to much wrestling, has barely changed his look and has one default expression; the babyface smile, so I'm hoping he doesn't win, or there's going to be 40+ very similar avatars on WrassleGAF.
Cena? It's Cena isn't it? Oh god, I'll legit kill myself if he wins. I'm talking scorched earth suicide.
 
KEN SHAMROCK vs MATT HUME - PANCRASE, 1994

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Hume looks like a 70s porn star. i'm gonna call him Ron from now on.

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great belly-to-belly from Ron.

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Ken eats a stiff kick after a low-high combo from Ron.

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Ron with a shoot-style elevated double leg takedown.

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Ron does a judo throw, easily countered into an armbar attempt.

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one of the greatest finishing spots in a shoot-style match, bridge suplex by Ken into a key lock/kimura.
 
That GAEA Girls documentary is fucking garbage

Safety is paramount during training. ALWAYS. That shit is inexcusable.

It was pretty disgusting seeing Satomura abuse her students like that, but I wouldn't say the documentary itself is garbage (although, it's clear the film-maker got worked in regards to how real 'real' is). It's a good look at the mentality in joshi training (which, to be fair, isn't as prevalent today, what with the rise of promotions like Stardom & Ice Ribbon). Also, I found the AJW training videos from the late 80's, early 90's to be far more disturbing...some of the ways they were stretching those poor girls was just awful to see.
 

Verendus

Banned
If we're gonna suggest commentators, I nominate JR. I don't know what his schedule is like, but I believe with the passion he has for wrestling, he'd give us consideration since he's no longer with the WWE.

I'm sure Vince McMahon will treat him well.
 

Xater

Member
Also I just remembered that commentating this way might be impossible now. Didn't Twitch introduce this huge mandatory lag?
 
It was pretty disgusting seeing Satomura abuse her students like that, but I wouldn't say the documentary itself is garbage (although, it's clear the film-maker got worked in regards to how real 'real' is). It's a good look at the mentality in joshi training (which, to be fair, isn't as prevalent today, what with the rise of promotions like Stardom & Ice Ribbon). Also, I found the AJW training videos from the late 80's, early 90's to be far more disturbing...some of the ways they were stretching those poor girls was just awful to see.

Fucking barf. I hate the concept of stretching people. Show them what they did wrong instead, you bellend!
 
If you were to request a Gaf name change like Sunflower, to a WWE Superstar's name to show your commitment to this community, who would it be?

My gut tells me Bret Hart, if it was available. I don't know if I can live up to a name like that though, that's a lot of pressure.
 

DMczaf

Member
You're one of those guys who complains when The Rock pops the WM buyrate even though he's not doing house shows in Nowheresville, Wyoming?

You're not Rock. You're the comedy gimmick that gets brought back every 5 years just for a "lol I remember that!" laugh. You're Doink.
 

Xater

Member
If you were to request a Gaf name change like Sunflower, to a WWE Superstar's name to show your commitment to this community, who would it be?

My gut tells me Bret Hart, if it was available. I don't know if I can live up to a name like that though, that's a lot of pressure.

You should go for Doink instead.

I'm clearly Cesaro.
 
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Deleted member 47027

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If you were to request a Gaf name change like Sunflower, to a WWE Superstar's name to show your commitment to this community, who would it be?

My gut tells me Bret Hart, if it was available. I don't know if I can live up to a name like that though, that's a lot of pressure.

Stone Cold Steve Autsin.

Gotta live up to the sign.
 

Man God

Non-Canon Member
If you were to request a Gaf name change like Sunflower, to a WWE Superstar's name to show your commitment to this community, who would it be?

My gut tells me Bret Hart, if it was available. I don't know if I can live up to a name like that though, that's a lot of pressure.

I always pegged you as more of a Konnan.

Or Chris Benoit.
 

Verendus

Banned
If you were to request a Gaf name change like Sunflower, to a WWE Superstar's name to show your commitment to this community, who would it be?

My gut tells me Bret Hart, if it was available. I don't know if I can live up to a name like that though, that's a lot of pressure.
The Rock or Batista.
 
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Deleted member 47027

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Yup. There's help guides for xsplit and OBS but I could help too if you wanted.

Plus the layout of the channel is far far nicer looking than twitch.

I'll look into it. Doubt I'll feel comfortable enough with it to dedicate the Avatar Rumble to it though. We'll see!
 

bjork

Member
If you were to request a Gaf name change like Sunflower, to a WWE Superstar's name to show your commitment to this community, who would it be?

My gut tells me Bret Hart, if it was available. I don't know if I can live up to a name like that though, that's a lot of pressure.

6-7 years ago, it would've been warrior. More specifically I would've wanted (/v\) if they could do it. But nowadays? Either Owen Hart, Jake the Snake, or Raven. I have the same birthday as Raven.
 
You're not Rock. You're the comedy gimmick that gets brought back every 5 years just for a "lol I remember that!" laugh. You're Doink.

And you're has-been from an era that nobody remembers leeching onto the success of a new generation. You get sympathy pops because people feel bad and mostly think you're crazy.

Bruh, you're Kevin Nash trying to get the band back together again. Careful with your next response, you might tear a quad typing it.
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It's time to shake things up again.
 
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