Just woke up from a nap.
Had a dream that I was wrestling Hulk Hogan. Match was about to end off a dive to the outside. Hogan got the upperhand and went to roll me back into the ring, but was gassed or hurt or something and took a long time to get back in the ring and the ref was out of position. That was supposed to be the finish so I had to Improvise a new one. I get Hogan against a barricade and I tell him "I'll go for an irish whip, reverse it, big boot, you can do whatever you want after that (implying a leg drop if he chooses)"
So we get back in the ring and I go for the whip, he reverses it. As I bounce of the ropes and turn to take the boot I see that he is gassed and has barely lifted his leg to knee level and I have to just take it and just sorta limply fall and take the pin
FACK HULK HOGAN
wtf? They gave the title to New Age Outlaws? Why?
Being friends with HHH pays off.
This company sucks.
and we're off to a great start!
I've decided I don't like the PPV crowd on GAF.
I'm watching, nice to know you're following me everywhere though. Go back to spamming your 'real chat' link, bye bye.
I'm still unsure why my opinion matters so much to you, I'm flattered. Honest.
I don't like spoilers being posted during PPVs real or fake.
You don't like me saying this.
I get it. Move on.
Who cares how shitty the card is. Rumble is the only thing everyone is gonna watch
Did they not give Bryan a title win on a silver platter? Clearly everything is ruined.
I love all the people upset about the result. The Rumble wasn't for Batista. It was made to break Roman Reigns out. Deal with it, Vince wins, AGAIN.
All this salt over the winner when you muppets got Bray Wyatt and Reigns inside of your hearts. Accept it.
I love all the people upset about the result. The Rumble wasn't for Batista. It was made to break Roman Reigns out. Deal with it, Vince wins, AGAIN.
All this salt over the winner when you muppets got Bray Wyatt and Reigns inside of your hearts. Accept it.
I love all the people upset about the result. The Rumble wasn't for Batista. It was made to break Roman Reigns out. Deal with it, Vince wins, AGAIN.
All this salt over the winner when you muppets got Bray Wyatt and Reigns inside of your hearts. Accept it.
Having Reigns win would've had him break out even further. Honestly, Batista doesn't need the win.
you mean people were watching expecting anyone else other than Batista to win? goddamn marks.
When is the next new Japan PPV???
Dave's back for a reason baby!
Making my Wrasslegaf debut here. Been lurking for a while, but never posted.
Thoughts on Royal Rumble:
Kick-off match: Pretty awesome match going on here. I'm ok with this result as it really should be heels taking these titles away from the Rhodes brothers. Allows a face team to get it more easily which I'm perfectly ok with.
Daniel Bryan vs. Bray Wyatt: Best match of the show. Both guys put on an incredible performance on nearly every level of this business you can. It had intense action and great storytelling going on in this match. Some of the spots in this match was also pretty sick.
Bork vs. Big Show: Meh
John vs. Randy Orton: Decent match, I guess. Just wish they wouldn't do this matchup ever again. Just so lame and boring at this point.
Royal Rumble match: Had some moments, but the ending had me in tears. The crowd literally buried the match. Really proof WWE needs to stop avoiding listening to it's fans. Highlight of the match: Cesaro swing and Roman Reigns.
Event: C - decent first half, shitty last half. No Sting and instead we got KEVIN NASH. That's a boner killer right there.
Well yknow. I've never been a fan of calling people marks when we're all enjoying the same shit, but...
Dave's back for a reason baby!
Great PPV itself, Orton/Cena was a REAL stinker though. My god that was bad. And the Rumble itself felt like there were some wasted entrants.
Welcome brah, hope to see more of you here. Torito was fantastic as well.