Jez corden in full defense mode as he attacks laura fryer on X.
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HeisenbergFX4
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Nonehxc
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Doubt he would even dare to look in our general direction for fear of death by ridicule.Jez in full meltdown mode. He's going to attack all of us folks. Watch out.
We would make him cry tears of lard in no time.
One beautiful thing we have here, we use our wit for le carnage and lulz.
Another is, we absolutely loathe zealots, shills and general obnoxious weirdos, and the green rat hunting season is in full swing.
Imagine a guy who lies to people for a living and never accepts he has caught his micro dick with the drawer time and again coming in here to SELL US SOME OF HIS SHIT.
Oh la la.
bender
What time is it?
GHG
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If you want an open platform then why have you not been gaming on PC your whole life?
Or is this something that you suddenly want because Xbox told you that's what you should want?
digoutyoursoul
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I sometimes have beans on toast for lunch, with sausages or a sprinkle of cheese. Yummy.
Plies
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Jez need to calm down and lose some weight.
Xbox 360 slim
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Peter Moore era Xbox fanboys would eat this chump for lunch.Even the boss is taking the complete piss out of him
"You love your baked beans don't ye, little English boy, bet you love a bit of cider as well, you dirty little bastid, keep the proopaganda up or we'll cut off the dollars"
Plies
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
And uh... Where exactly do you eat your lunch at?
SegaSnatcher
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I.E. slapping an Xbox logo on third party hardware.
OneShotThrill
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LordCBH
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What is it with Brits and fucking beans?
They still eat like the Germans are flying overhead on bombing runs.
BbMajor7th
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Probably gaming's most pathetic loser. And, let me tell you, that is a category with some goddamned tough competition.
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Jaybe
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Parris too. Laura Fryer really hit a nerve at Xbox it seems to have the defense force activated so quickly.
MayauMiao
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I had one too and fuck Microsoft for horrible support. Sold it in less than a month.
digoutyoursoul
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In the lavatory
Plies
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Sexy.
Giallo Corsa
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Beans are good man - when cooked properly/making a nice recipe, canned ones though ? Only ate them when I was in the military, that's some foul shit that's to be eaten only during wartime...
...which brings me to: judging by that picture with S.Bond, I can see this guy only eating canned food, about 2lt of sodas and snacks everyday.
Not only it wouldn't surprise me but, I think it's a given seeing how morbidly obese he is, and in the chance of this coming off as petty, well, I could never muster any kind of respect for shills, literally some of the most dishonest work you could ever find.
ALL of these people are literally man children that are being paid to...be man children.
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digoutyoursoul
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Thanks babe x
AmuroChan
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LOL. Is this guy still rocking a Windows phone and listening to music on his Zune?
LordCBH
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I mean sure, I agree. Beans are good. I like a nice breakfast of rice and black beans with some eggs.
But baked beans….swimming on the breakfast? Hwat?
MatrixReloaded101
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Were was this posted?Parris too. Laura Fryer really hit a nerve at Xbox it seems to have the defense force activated so quickly.
laynelane
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Is it usually beans with tomato sauce where you are? There's tomato, bbq, honey, maple syrup, etc., where I am, but my most favourite kind (molasses) disappeared long ago. Still makes me sad.
Jaybe
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The purple forum's thread on Laura's video
digoutyoursoul
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Is it usually beans with tomato sauce where you are? There's tomato, bbq, honey, maple syrup, etc., where I am, but my most favourite kind (molasses) disappeared long ago. Still makes me sad.
Yeah tomato, i like it personally. Living in the UK a lot of people like baked beans. Horrendous farts afterwards tho!
laynelane
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I'm in Canada and every grocery store has a section for them. Some restaurants serve them with breakfast too which I enjoy - nice and filling!
Moridianae
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Reeee. Where if I'm not mistaken, there were quite a few over there cheerleading the ABK acquisition.
Lots of egg on faces over there in the time passed since.
Topher
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I like baked beans. Especially with barbecue and potato salad. I'm just not getting how a country likes them THAT much. Ya'll lacing your baked bean cans with crack? Time to come clean bro
digoutyoursoul
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I like baked beans. Especially with barbecue and potato salad. I'm just not getting how a country likes them THAT much. Ya'll lacing your baked bean cans with crack? Time to come clean bro
I just like the taste dude.
You can buy them with little sausages and they are nice.
admittedly my diet isn't the best (yikes) and my tastes in things are about as appealing as a ten hour lecture from Jez Corden on the integrity and ethics of games journalism.
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laynelane
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I like baked beans. Especially with barbecue and potato salad. I'm just not getting how a country likes them THAT much. Ya'll lacing your baked bean cans with crack? Time to come clean bro
It's interesting to hear how people eat them in different parts of the world. I don't recall ever having them at a bbq - although it does sound good. I like beans and wieners which probably sounds gross to some people lol.
GoodData
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I didn't mean forgiveness necessarily, just competent people who will give others those sweet achievement unlocked pops from above, a team that we can feel proud of. Forgiveness should serve a purpose, you're right.
adamsapple
Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
This really needed a topic after being discussed ad nauseam in the other Laura Fryer topic?
Topher
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GoodData
Banned
digoutyoursoul
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To be fair we are talking about baked beans too
ReBurn
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I like baked beans but not the gross runny kind that British people eat on toast. I like the ones with the thick brown sugar glaze.I like baked beans. Especially with barbecue and potato salad. I'm just not getting how a country likes them THAT much. Ya'll lacing your baked bean cans with crack? Time to come clean bro
Giallo Corsa
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Listen, I like the Brits well enough (minus the crooked teeth
) but, The only real way(s) to eat beans are these :
) but, The only real way(s) to eat beans are these :
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Topher
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ReBurn
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Listen, I like the Brits well enough (minus the crooked teeth
You know what Greek people are good at? Meatballs with lemon butter orzo. I had some at a Greek festival a few weeks ago and it was so great. I can see why they celebrate.
ChorizoPicozo
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How do these shills go out doing damage control and spinning things when everyone is expecting a party tomorrow? Why don't they just shut the fuck up? They're throwing fuel on the fire, and they're going to get burned
adamsapple
Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
Cause you keep talking about them and giving them the social media engagement they crave?
laynelane
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It might be the first ever bean derail in Gaf history lol.
ChorizoPicozo
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im not the one asking if this thread is necessary.... Im all in for the internet army to mock and ridicule "The Xbox High IQ evangelists"
WellSheet
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The sooner these people realize their console manufacturer of choice has decided to no longer play the game they think they should and, for intents, become a third party publisher, the quicker they can get to the phase in this process where they can realize that their console was never good enough to buy because of its "exclusives". Except for a few examples, MS has never been on some hot streak with GOTY after GOTY in its stable.
It's a hard reality to suffer, but it's the one that's here.
It's a hard reality to suffer, but it's the one that's here.
WellSheet
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Thank you for reminding me that gay pride is a disability
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