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July Wrasslin’ |OT| The Ring’s a Field, the Field of War, That’s Where We Lay the Law

RP912

Banned
Renee's commentary is straight up RAW commentary. She natters on about anything other than the match, repeats dopey made up "factoids" about the wrestlers and just yells "OH!" for every move that's done instead of calling it.


Like that cringeworthy effort of trying to be funny during the whole Big Cas segment.
 

Covfan

Member
There's a programme called "Sneak Peak: The Monday Night War" that has appeared on Monday Nights Schedule on the network.
 

KissVibes

Banned
We are like a virus.

Yeah, but one of the cool ones.

Like Vampirism.


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RP912

Banned
There's a programme called "Sneak Peak: The Monday Night War" that has appeared on Monday Nights Schedule on the network.

I been saying that for the longest. Have Wrestlemania be the Superbowl and have an off season where rookies from indy companies can be randomly drawn to get nxt contracts with the wwe. The wwe can have the kickoff around the time of summerslam.


Or...go back to the good ole days of having regional shows and cut back on traveling unless it's a major tour which could be for one month or two.
 

jred2k

Member
ok these got me, well done lol.

Also going back through that welcome thread for Horse. I hope we're a little friendlier to newcomers in the future. Since he wasn't an alt an all.

I think when you enter a thread pretending to actually be a horse you deserve any derision you get. And even after people had told him it was annoying he continued with it.
 
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Deleted member 47027

Unconfirmed Member
ok these got me, well done lol.

Also going back through that welcome thread for Horse. I hope we're a little friendlier to newcomers in the future. Since he wasn't an alt an all.

Nope, someone who is a legit gimmick poster needs to be treated as such. There was no room for interpretation.
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
I can never keep track of who we hate today.

Renee now? I'd take her over King any goddamn day of the week.

Can we stop the idea that everyone just piles on whoever we feel like because it's someone else? I know Sunny and I both have criticized Renee's commentary on NXT. It's definitely nothing worth bragging about.
 
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Deleted member 47027

Unconfirmed Member
We don't dogpile here, sometimes (like when Renee is dogshit on commentary, aka last week) there's a bunch of people going "well goddamn that was bad, you're right, she sucks at this"

Fave Five Hate List:

5: Renee Young Commentary
4: Mojo Rawley
3: TNA
2: Women's Wrestling booking in WWE
1: Inequality
 

Marvel

could never
I think when you enter a thread pretending to actually be a horse you deserve any derision you get. And even after people had told him it was annoying he continued with it.

Nope, someone who is a legit gimmick poster needs to be treated as such. There was no room for interpretation.

I'm just a big softy I guess, plus I found him funny.

I'll go to a psychiatrist now... lol.
 
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Deleted member 47027

Unconfirmed Member
My next alt will a A 3 Month Old Baby and I'll tell people to stop fucking with me because I'm just a baby.
 

RP912

Banned
I didn't mind horse as a gimmick poster. Dude pulled it off well compared to other gimmick posters who I just can't get a chuckle to their post.
 
Shame we can't get Tom/Byron/Regal every week . Like everyone else terrible compared to them .

Doesn't help that Renee has Alex Riley and Albert flanking her . But yea she was bad last week
 

RP912

Banned
Shame we can't get Tom/Byron/Regal every week . Like everyone else terrible compared to them .

Doesn't help that Renee has Alex Riley and Albert flanking her . But yea she was bad last week

I gave up on renee in commentary the moment she couldn't work with Tyler Breeze.
 
We need another meng

. Ted DiBiase
The Million Dollar Man said that one time they were in a rough part of St. Louis for a show. Everyone had been drinking and a large fight broke out, which resulted in the police showing up. Meng had a few drinks, but saw the fight break out so he started trying to break it up. In the process, police thought he was part of the fight and maced him then handcuffed him. He said that Meng was cuffed behind his back, looked at the police, and snapped the handcuffs.



Bobby Heenan
In a shoot interview, Heenan talked extensively about Meng and referred to him as the toughest man (not just wrestler) he’s ever met in his life. The craziest story he shared was in regards to a bar fight where he claimed Meng “took his two fingers on his right hand, his index finger and trigger finger, and he reached into the guy’s mouth and he broke off the guy’s bottom teeth.” Heenan said that if he hadn’t been there and seen it himself, he wouldn’t believe it. After all the other stories that have been confirmed, it doesn’t seem that unbelievable at all. Heenan was also close friends with Andre the Giant and claimed that the only two men in the word that Andre feared were Meng and Harley Race.



Rick Steiner
The Steiner Brothers were known for being tough guys, so when a man is feared by two of the hardest guys in the sport, you know they’ve seen some crazy things. In an interview, Steiner talked about the time Meng fought off eight police officers. “They shot him with mace and he closed his eyes and sucked it in. He just opened his mouth and took a deep breath. I mean some of the stuff he did was like, ‘What the hell?’ Scotty and I always thought we were tough guys but that was before we met Meng.”



Arn Anderson
In his biography, “Arn Anderson: 4 Ever” Anderson claims that there are three types of men in the world. There are tough men, there are wrestler-tough men, and then there’s Meng. He was in a completely different category than anyone else on the planet. Anderson recalls one instance where a large cowboy was arguing with Meng and he pushed the cowboy through two different sets of doors using only one hand.

Brutus Beefcake
One of the most famous Meng stories happened during his time as Haku in the WWF. Brutus Beefcake had gone to management and complained that Meng slapped him too hard during their match. When Meng found out he walked straight to Beefcake’s locker room and grabbed him out of the shower. He started choking him and lifted him two feet in the air while everyone else looked on because they were too scared to step in and break it up. Eventually Hulk Hogan came in and talked Meng down.



Eric Bischoff
There are so many stories about Meng fighting with other wrestlers, but that doesn’t mean management wasn’t just as scared of him. Former head of WCW, Eric Bischoff has said numerous times that Meng was never fired from WCW because no one was brave enough to do it. On one particular day, Bischoff and Greg Gagne walked into the locker room and interrupted a conversation between Meng and Chris Candido, Chris Jericho, and Tammy Sytch. Meng immediately looked at the pair of execs and said, “Hey! Apologize to my friends. I’m talking to them.” According to Candido, the entire room went silent and everyone just froze. It was then that he realized the stories about Meng weren’t just legends. Bischoff and Gagne apologized to them and waited for the conversation to finish before speaking with Meng.



Jesse Barr
On a trip to Puerto Rico, Meng was walking with fellow wrestler Jesse Barr when Barr decided to kick dirt onto a man who was digging ditches. Meng was upset by it and told Barr he shouldn’t have done it. Barr decided to get in Meng’s face and argue with him, which turned out to be a bad idea. Meng grabbed him and popped his eyeball out of socket. Some wrestlers claimed he completely tore it out, but Meng said that wasn’t true. Barr ended up getting fired for the incident.



Kevin Sullivan
During Kevin Sullivan’s numerous shoot interviews, he’s spoken extensively on his time working with Meng. He claims that on one occasion when Sullivan was a booker in WCW, he asked Meng to do something that wasn’t major, but it wasn’t completely the right thing to do. He said that Meng got a little upset and it was most scared he’s ever been in his entire life, despite Meng not being that angry.

Sullivan also used Meng to his advantage. Sullivan had to inform a few guys that they would be losing an upcoming match. They wrestlers became upset and told Sullivan they refused to do the job. Sullivan told them that, instead of arguing, he would just go get Meng and have him take care of the situation. They guys immediately agreed to lose their matches if he promised not to go get Meng.

Jake Roberts
Jake “The Snake” may have said it best during one of his shoot interviews: “If I had a gun and was sitting inside a tank with one shell left and Meng is 300 yards away, he’s mine, right? Well the first thing I’m going to do is jump out of the tank and shoot myself because I don’t want to wound that son of a bitch and have him pissed off at me.”

Would have loved to see oh hogan fight off meng.
 

joelseph

Member
We don't dogpile here, sometimes (like when Renee is dogshit on commentary, aka last week) there's a bunch of people going "well goddamn that was bad, you're right, she sucks at this"

Fave Five Hate List:

5: Renee Young Commentary
4: Mojo Rawley
3: TNA
2: Women's Wrestling booking in WWE
1: Inequality

Chikara did not make the list!!
 

Cagey

Banned
We need another meng

Would have loved to see oh hogan fight off meng.

I was barely 10-12 when I saw Meng doing his thing in WCW and I was convinced he was the scariest toughest person in wrestling, in that "the other wrestlers are pretending but Meng will actually hurt them for real" way.
 
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