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dream · Jul 13, 2015

This might be the last photo taken of Alberto El Patron:

Data West · Jul 13, 2015

Gangster rap claims another victim

El Pescado · Jul 13, 2015

I get that you guys thing Del Rio being missing is funny and all, but if someone I loved went missing in Mexico I'd be pretty fucking worried.

FallingEdge · Jul 13, 2015

So looking into going to Cali for BOLA, flights are super cheap and so is airbnb. If I legit wanted to explore Santa Monica, LA, etc would I need a car? Or can I just uber it up? The actual venue is in Reseda, CA.

jmdajr · Jul 13, 2015

Ohhhhh.

that Sunny

klonere · Jul 13, 2015

FallingEdge said:
So looking into going to Cali for BOLA, flights are super cheap and so is airbnb. If I legit wanted to explore Santa Monica, LA, etc would I need a car? Or can I just uber it up? The actual venue is in Reseda, CA.

Is it even possible to get tickets for BOLA? I thought that shit sells out in minutes/hours?

Data West · Jul 13, 2015

I'm not joking. I hope he's found by the time I get back.

FallingEdge · Jul 13, 2015

klonere said:
Is it even possible to get tickets for BOLA? I thought that shit sells out in minutes/hours?

They do tickets at the door but if I can get them online for all 3 days, that be my best bet.

Car rental is around 100 as well. I might just do that if it comes down to it.

Perspicacity · Jul 13, 2015

dream will you be posting Sunny's bail?

dream · Jul 13, 2015

Heel and I were actually looking at her vagina over the weekend, and it's back in Sunny-shape.

jmdajr · Jul 13, 2015

Didn't Sunny get signed to do a "movie" ?

bean breath · Jul 13, 2015

El Pescado said:
I get that you guys thing Del Rio being missing is funny and all, but if someone I loved went missing in Mexico I'd be pretty fucking worried.

dream · Jul 13, 2015

From today's Observer update:

Alberto el Patron has apparently gone AWOL. He was supposed to be at last night's Lone Star Championship Wrestling show, a Bustin 4 Autism charity show, in Pasadena, TX, and didn't appear. He gave no word ahead of time that he wouldn't be there. A number of people at the show had his number and called him and couldn't get in touch with him. The promotion today released a statement that they still haven't heard from him. Clutch City Productions made the deal with Alberto. In their release, they asked him to return the deposit paid him and the travel money lost by the charity for his flight he didn't board.

Perspicacity · Jul 13, 2015

dream said:
This might be the last photo taken of Alberto El Patron:

Uh, has anyone asked CM Punk where Berto went after this was taken?

slightconfuse · Jul 13, 2015

--Randy Orton vs. Sheamus is official for Battleground on Sunday.

What a fresh and exciting match

Jeff Albertson · Jul 13, 2015

Damn hope he's ok and turns up for Cenas open challenge tonight.

Seems iffy though

Deleted member 47027 · Jul 13, 2015

El Pescado said:
I get that you guys thing Del Rio being missing is funny and all, but if someone I loved went missing in Mexico I'd be pretty fucking worried.

We don't LOVE him though, that's why jokes is jokes. If something terrible did happen, people would change their tune. Right now he just no-showed an event and people are preying on wrestling fans' racism that Mexico is "insane everywhere! cartels! because Mexicans!"

Aiii · Jul 13, 2015

I have a bad feeling about this though, hope I'm wrong.

Going to bed now, hope I'm not waking up to another death in the morning, not sure I can handle that.

Angry Grimace · Jul 13, 2015

slightconfuse said:
What a fresh and exciting match

why

somedevil · Jul 13, 2015

Vince McMahon said:
We don't LOVE him though, that's why jokes is jokes. If something terrible did happen, people would change their tune. Right now he just no-showed an event and people are preying on wrestling fans' racism that Mexico is "insane everywhere! cartels! because Mexicans!"

Doesn't matter if you love the guy or not, joking about someone death is not funny.

Plus you complained about generalization and then made one yourself. Also, Mexico does have a Drug War going on that is causing problems over there. I doubt that involves Del Rio though

jmdajr · Jul 13, 2015

slightconfuse said:
What a fresh and exciting match

I was gonna post earlier but didn't think you guys could handle the excitement.

Deleted member 47027 · Jul 13, 2015

somedevil said:
Doesn't matter if you love the guy or not, joking about someone death is not funny.

Plus you complained about generalization and then made one yourself. Also, Mexico does have a Drug War going on that is causing problems over there. I doubt that involves Del Rio though

When have I ever NOT been a hyprocritical shithead?

Gonzalez · Jul 13, 2015

dream said:
This might be the last photo taken of Alberto El Patron:

What a waste of space that Storm ride is.

slightconfuse · Jul 13, 2015

NoRéN · Jul 13, 2015

FallingEdge said:
So looking into going to Cali for BOLA, flights are super cheap and so is airbnb. If I legit wanted to explore Santa Monica, LA, etc would I need a car? Or can I just uber it up? The actual venue is in Reseda, CA.

If you got the cash, sure. I mean, traffic doesn't change whether you drive a rental or use uber.

The 405 is always horrible. You're looking at an hour drive at least from Reseda to Santa Monica.

Liquidsnake · Jul 13, 2015

I'm legitimately worried about Alberto.
:/

SquashMatch · Jul 13, 2015

Hope Alberto is OK.

dream · Jul 13, 2015

Panic is starting to spread in the Twitterverse with regards to Alberto El Patron.

Fox318 · Jul 13, 2015

bean breath · Jul 13, 2015

FallingEdge, be sure to wear some red Nike Cortez when you're sightseeing around L.A. You don't want to stick out like a tourist.

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Oersted · Jul 13, 2015

Angry Grimace said:
why

Sheamus has the push and you can't let him bury a new face. It almost makes sense.

Arrowgigantic · Jul 13, 2015

Alberto was secretly Iwata this entire time, who knew.

Heel · Jul 13, 2015

Zach, post if you're okay.

slightconfuse · Jul 13, 2015

Alberto is ok and is at his house.

https://twitter.com/ToqueFiltrado/status/620726042756386816?s=09

Sibersk Esto · Jul 13, 2015

Damn, dude can't even chill at his house without people thinking he's dead

Snowman Prophet of Doom · Jul 14, 2015

This is the most any crowd of people has ever cared about Alberto el Patron (nee del Rio).

Which is too bad, because the guy is a very good wrestler and was one of the few in WWE who could be relied upon to bring a sense of psychology to his matches.

dream · Jul 14, 2015

The Torque Filtrado tweet is highly suspicious. Notice that it says Alberto El Patron "se encuentra en casa," but it doesn't actually say he's alive.

RP912 · Jul 14, 2015

Snowman Prophet of Doom said:
This is the most any crowd of people has ever cared about Alberto el Patron (nee del Rio).

Which is too bad, because the guy is a very good wrestler and was one of the few in WWE who could be relied upon to bring a sense of psychology to his matches.

I always enjoyed his in ring work and some of his promos. Despite his time in the WWE where he was just there, I always enjoyed his matches...especially his feud with Ziggler.

Heel · Jul 14, 2015

dream said:
This might be the last photo taken of Alberto El Patron:

Thank goodness he's okay. I had an eerie feeling that we'd later find out that the man in stripes in the background was a narco hitman out to make things even, but I didn't want to end up like dream for speaking my mind.

dream · Jul 14, 2015

It's very premature to proclaim that Alberto El Patron is "okay," friend. The anonymous "sources from AAA" have yet to produce Alberto El Patron, or even a statement from the man.

There is much more going on here than meets the eye.

jmdajr · Jul 14, 2015

Alberto back to jerk status!

...or maybe his dear mother is sick?

RP912 · Jul 14, 2015

Another speculation for Del Rio.

He's going to be in the G1

slightconfuse · Jul 14, 2015

RP912 said:
Another speculation for Del Rio.

He's going to be in the G1

Can't be works for AAA and New japan works with CMLL.

AAA does work with Noah though

RP912 · Jul 14, 2015

slightconfuse said:
Can't be works for AAA and New japan works with CMLL.

AAA does work with Noah though

You never know...Del Rio could do a Rick Rude and be on both rival promotions.

¡HarlequinPanic! · Jul 14, 2015

it was just a long siesta, amigos.

Entropia · Jul 14, 2015

Stardust will be back tonight!!!

Deleted member 47027 · Jul 14, 2015

RP912 said:
Another speculation for Del Rio.

He's going to be in the G1

Boy that would be a beautiful addition.

Zach · Jul 14, 2015

Heel said:
Zach, post if you're okay.

"Toy Boy."

"My fuckin' arena."

Sweet... Jesus.

Fox318 · Jul 14, 2015

Zach said:
"Toy Boy."

"My fuckin' arena."

Sweet... Jesus.

Isn't that the same guy who bought a house for him?

Fox318 · Jul 14, 2015

Entropia said:
Stardust will be back tonight!!!

What's the appropite reaction as a fan here?

Cheer him on support of being back
Cheer him as a message of support after the passing of his father
Cheer him because his music is good
Booo him because his gimmick sucks
Boo him because he is a heel
Ignore him because this is his 3456th gimmick

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