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Punk is no longer a skinny fat ass. He's just skinny as fuck.
once a skinny fat ass, always a skinny fat ass
those love handles are lurking under that tank top. I know from experience. lost 25 pounds this year, arms, legs and face look toned... love handles and belly give no fucks
Size obsession + CM Punk hate is a very real and dangerous combo on WrassleGAF
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Can we all just whip it out and end this fuckin debate?
Friend, I'm just interested to know what size fighter is going to lay waste to Phil once he steps in the octagon. Hell, he keeps dropping weight and Phil vs. Conor McGregor might just do 2 million buys on PPV.
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It's almost like we enjoy entertainment that focuses on peoples' bodies. Crazy world...
For those thinking I hate CM Punk:
Don't get things twisted up when I talk shit about people, I enjoy CM Punk until his last run which really soured me on him considering he left immediately after. It was basically a delicious career, but the last bite was pure shit. Everything else was so good, though, it really was. But you never forget that shitty taste in your mouth.
For those thinking I hate Little Danny Bryan:
He's an exceptional talent and I love his matches. It's kind of like watching Silicon Valley - I can't help but cringe half of the time during his promos, even if I enjoy him. It's a weird thing. His ring work is unparalleled, though. I am sad he's basically retired.
Something in common with those two: it's incredibly rewarding to needle their psychotic fans, even if sensible people think it's unreasonable hate. It's a weird balance I feel I need to step in and adjust. I don't, and the world's a better place if I keep my mouth shut, but I feel that way and do it anyway since I'm probably a cunt.
I do earnestly believe Kevin Owens is the future, but I'll kick and scream and honestly, the way he's been booked makes me wonder if they're just getting one of his last "good" years before he's used up. He's spent a LOT of time wrestling.
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That main dork on Silicon Valley is really great in his gimmick. I hate his stupid face so much.
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He's INFURIATING. I want to kick his ass.
slightconfuse
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Anyone think Mike Bailey is going to kill himself. Guy has no restraint
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Honestly I feel that's one reason why they fast-tracked him so quick. A year in NXT would probably end up giving him an injury. As crummy as WWE is, "use him while he's still good" is probably still part of it. And his rough edges will come out smooth, like his belly.
Wrasslegaf- "We Know our Bods"
British Monsoon
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I saw someone call him this generation's Jack Evans and I think that's about right. Unique in a lot of things he does, but also kinda flawed and seemingly indestructible/has a body made of rubber, etc.
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haha I think this is the most accurate summary of a computer game so far this year.
I thought it was because he acts like an internet tough guy
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Marvel
could never
He's such a punk.
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He did what!!?
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Pro wrestling was so thoroughly buried by Punk that now we have to watch our Lucha underground.
bean breath
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The GOAT of that show is Jian-Yang.
Also, Monica is so thick.
bean breath
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Wow, that's deep.
Snowman Prophet of Doom
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Punk looks "horrible" there because he has ugly tattoos covering his arms and doesn't look very good with a shaved head, especially when he tilts it back slightly - always an unattractive angle.
Otherwise, he looks like he's in pretty good shape, unless bulk is one of your requirements for a guy to look good. That's an unacceptable look for a wrestler, but for a welterweight MMA fighter and professional nerd, it's just fine.
Otherwise, he looks like he's in pretty good shape, unless bulk is one of your requirements for a guy to look good. That's an unacceptable look for a wrestler, but for a welterweight MMA fighter and professional nerd, it's just fine.
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lmao @ this, that's amazing
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BAY BAAAAAAY
The Shapesmith
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Adam Cole vs Shinsuke is going to be fantastic!
You mean the fat dude that does Swanton Bombs and Moonsaults regularly has a bad back and shot knees? Shocker
People were saying he looked good before too, despite wearing clothes (like he is here). We saw how hilarious he looked in his photoshoot MMA gear.
He's just thin now and no, there isn't a need for bulk, but he should be getting ripped by now. He's just a tatted up dude who acts like he's Mike Tyson.
BAY BAAAAAAY
Holy shit. I love these dream matches that ROH has been churning out.
Why do they do house show anyway? From my understanding they don't make that much money off of it.
Sweeney Tom
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Owens is gonna be in post-G1 Nakamura shape come next month when he has to do a Balor match and whatever Summerslam match he has in a 24 hour span #Pray4Owens
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#Juice4Owens
lovely ladies
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Tiki Barber gets Virgil as a guest on his radio show.
Michael Strahan gets John Cena as a guest on his nationally televised morning talk show.
lmao.
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We're not a hivemind
we joke about his shape once and a while but i think most of us find him pretty entertaining
bean breath
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I hate his fans.