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Kotaku: Dressing Up In Stellar Blade Is So Much Fun
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Plague Doctor
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I am going to advance a theory with zero proof. Bear in mind, I think any babbling drunk random dude at the pub has more credence in the discussion and review of video games than Kotaku ever will.
What if... what if management got a memo that a new and bizarre angle for articles is going to happen. The 50 guides a week is meant to weed people out, and eventually it will be this ride the hype wave AI garbage instead of a congo line of ragebait?
Basically, this is management attempting a hard pivot with AI as a last ditch effort and this is fucking hilarious.
What if... what if management got a memo that a new and bizarre angle for articles is going to happen. The 50 guides a week is meant to weed people out, and eventually it will be this ride the hype wave AI garbage instead of a congo line of ragebait?
Basically, this is management attempting a hard pivot with AI as a last ditch effort and this is fucking hilarious.
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Polygonal_Sprite
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I will make this a spoiler
APPLAUD!
Bullet Club
Banned
If you don't want to give Kotaku clicks but still want to see the article:
hemo memo
You can't die before your death
Great show. That first episode tho… and watching it on Disney+ make it even more bizarre.
kiphalfton
Member
You're expecting everybody to recognize something from like 40+ years ago...
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Goalus
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Absolutely.
Game looks mid though.
Danjin44
The nicest person on this forum
Based on the demo I played and other people impressions playing the full game, I would disagree.
stickkidsam
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hemo memo
You can't die before your death
I think you’re confusing your height with the quality of the game.
killatopak
Member
Make up your fucking mind.
It’s Kotaku. Thinking differently means you’re subject to getting cancelled. They‘re doing friendly fire.
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It doesn't matter what you say, they played all of you like fools. By sharing the link, you basically increase their backlinks. So they'll get more traffic from Google. For people criticizing specific sites, some of you really do all they can to promote them and increase their visibility/Pagerank
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hemo memo
You can't die before your death
Do you know that birds of a feather flock together?
Sentenza
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Random trivia corner: did you guys know that Bruce Lee was far from a "lifetime-long nunchaku expert" as many seem to think, or a lover of the weapon?
He hardly ever crossed them for most of his life, until a Vietnamese friend showed them to him and taught him a few tricks.
He then started training with these and added the tool to his choreography because he thought this shit looked cool on camera, but his personal opinion was that as far as street weapons go they were pretty much rubbish.
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crackajack
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I am no weapons expert at all but a weapon that looks more dangerous to the wielder if he is no absolute expert seems objectively bad in any non choreographed fight or show. I am fairly certain even I could do damage with any sword, spear, axe etc back in middle ages paradise while I would probably knock myself out or something pretty fast if I tried to handle a nunchuck.
Majukun
Member
we get it, but the outfit is clearly referencing kill bill more than the originalThe facepalm comes from who originally made the yellow jumpsuit iconic:
Uma Thurman's was a homage by Tarantino.
Sentenza
Member
I even learned in my spare time to use them a bit and do some trick when I was a kid and I still agree with you.
Highly inefficient choice of weapon if you can get a hold on pretty much anything else.
Yonyx
Banned
I refer to the facts, not to each one's prejudices. There are quite a few positive articles about Stellar Blade on Kotaku. So what you're saying is not true.
Not everyone who thinks differently belongs to a hive mind, as is often said around here (not everyone, I also don't think that the users of Neogaf are a hive mind).
StereoVsn
Gold Member
If you are in the business of writing, and we are talking about something this iconic, of course I would expect you to recognize this. Not talking about everyone, but someone who is a writer even for a gaming publication.
How could you not recognize Law’s Tekken outfit? I mean do you even game!?
kiphalfton
Member
Clearly they have brain damage. Have more sympathy.
StereoVsn
Gold Member
I swear, nobody even comments on Tekken vs Bruce Lee. Time for some
BigBeauford
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poodaddy
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One of the dumbest fuckin things I've ever read. Anyone who genuinely believes this just simply doesn't have a fully functional mind, there can be no other explanation.
TheThreadsThatBindUs
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Soodanim
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You'd buy the site and only give yourself thread making rightsIf i ever win the lotterty i guarantee i would disappear