Imagine the lane is a cute girl.
Laning phase is that time when you think she might like you, so you stick around her a lot and try to upgrade your relationship from friend who just hangs around, to the guy that everyone knows has that girl.
You try to get as much CS as you can, maybe a few kills to impress her. There are other guys trying to sabotage your courtship rituals so they can win the girl, so a good way to combat this is to zone them. You show off your alpha male powers and make them too scared to get CS or kills, winning the girl for yourself.
Winning the girl takes priority. The tower is her virginity. Taking it is a good thing, but you never want to take it too early. It'll make her look differently at you and give the enemies a leg up in courting her, because they can CS freely. Also, even if the enemy takes your girl's virginity, you can still get her, so don't give up.
Ganking is basically being a wingman. The main purpose of this is to be a wingman for your friends, helping them win their girls. You help them by helping kill the opposing enemies, and the kills helps you as well. However there are a few things to watch out for when ganking.
- Don't gank if the other guys are winning your girl. Always make sure you have a fallback girl if your gank doesn't help you win your friend's lane. There's nothing worse than trying to make a move on too many girls and losing them all.
- Don't make too many moves on your friend's girl. You take their CS and push up their girl, they don't really like that, so after helping them get rid of the other guys, leave him to court his own girl. Taking someone else's girl is not cool, because then they grow up lonely and won't help you when you need it.
I can make more if there's interest.
The jungle is a scary thing for new players, and because of that, the jungle is a bunch of prostitutes/loose girls in the bad part of town.
Some guys don't really like to commit themselves with one girl, so they just swing between girls. Because of this, nobody knows really what the jungler (from here on, swinger) is up to. A good swinger does as many low class girls as he can, racking up experience. A good swinger must also remember to keep constant pressure on the enemy that he might come in and help give his teammates the extra edge in wooing their girl. Since he doesn't have a set girl and goes all around town doing them, the enemy might not know at which part of town he's at, so they get scared of his presence and are too afraid to commit.
There are a few types of swingers:
- The type that just does as many girls as he can so that when his friends ask him for help when they've got the girl and want to try taking it to the next level, he has a lot of experience to give them, so they know more and are at an advantage when the gangs (teams) scuffle.
- The type that helps his friends a lot. He just acts as a wingman very often for his friends, helping them all get their girls, while still giving him some experience. He doesn't have as much fun for himself, but helps his friends a lot and that makes him feel better than anything. Good Guy Swinger.
- The type that goes around the other swinger's turf. Some swingers do their own hos, but there are some that go around in the other swingers turf, banging his girls as well. This denies the enemy swinger a lot of experience as well as giving you more. Since it takes the girls a while to get ready and come back for next night, the enemy swinger is effectively cockblocked. This is dangerous though, because if you get caught, the swinger and his friends might rough you up a bit.