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[Vazra]

We are.

Of course once the bears vs twinks argument gets around things get bloody

Obviously Bears eating twinks. Poor Twinkies

 

[BlueBadger]

Um what tbh

No seriously. I know it sounds weird but take my advice LOL. You'll thank me for it later.

pretend you're

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giving birth to his dick. "Pushing" relaxes your muscles down there..

. That was the weirdest piece of advice I've ever given LOL

 

[Masquerader]

No seriously. I know it sounds weird but take my advice LOL. You'll thank me for it later.

pretend you're

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giving birth to his dick. "Pushing" relaxes your muscles down there..

. That was the weirdest piece of advice I've ever given LOL

... Ehh...

EDIT: I'm joking, if it wasn't clear!

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How exactly does it work? :c

 

[Vazduh]

pretend you're

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giving birth to his dick. "Pushing" relaxes your muscles down there..

. That was the weirdest piece of advice I've ever given LOL

/dead

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I'm going to have to remember this piece of advice, tho

 

[Natetan]

Clean your ass out too. I find that helps a lot. And then no gross stuff sticking to anything.

 

[Vazra]

Clean your ass out too. I find that helps a lot. And then no gross stuff sticking to anything.

A nice enema FTW LOL

 

[Natetan]

A nice enema FTW LOL

In Japan anyway most showers have a shower head you can twist off. You can figure out the rest. Feels pretty good, and makes it a lot easier.

 

[BlueBadger]

... Ehh...

EDIT: I'm joking, if it wasn't clear!

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How exactly does it work? :c

/dead

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I'm going to have to remember this piece of advice, tho

I'm being totally serious!! ;___; You make fun now but y'all will thank me later!

Clean your ass out too. I find that helps a lot. And then no gross stuff sticking to anything.

This too! It also makes it more comfortable to

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push against the dick. because your ass will be clean so you won't have the subconscious reaction to tense up.

...yeah..

 

[Vazduh]

I'm being totally serious!! ;___; You make fun now but y'all will thank me later!

I'm not making fun of you, it's just the way you phrased it that made me laugh out loud. Sucks to be a visual type of person sometimes

I'll try to remember your advice... if I ever break this dry spell, lol

 

[BlueBadger]

I'm not making fun of you, it's just the way you phrased it that made me laugh out loud. Sucks to be a visual type of person sometimes

I'll try to remember your advice... if I ever break this dry spell, lol

LOLLLL. Valid.. Maybe "giving birth" was a horrible way of putting it.. But like.. It's actually an accurate description I promise!

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Push, and keep breathing o__o

 

[Vazduh]

Heheheh, OK, I'll try to have it in mind.

Aand, here's a selfie, taken with my old-ass camera, since my smartphone's camera is the worst ;_;

edit: I think it was online long enough. Until next time...

 

[Masquerader]

To be honest, giving birth to genitalia is hardly the absolute best thought that has entered my head today. But I shall have to add it to my personal phrasebook nonetheless!

 

[Bladenic]

Heheheh, OK, I'll try to have it in mind.

Aand, here's a selfie, taken with my old-ass camera, since my smartphone's camera is the worst ;_;

Omg the hotness

 

[Ty4on]

Aand, here's a selfie, taken with my old-ass camera, since my smartphone's camera is the worst ;_;

I took a selfie with a camera so old I'm still waiting for it and you look way better either way.

Of course once the bears vs twinks argument gets around things get bloody

Feels like ages since the last.

 

[Vazduh]

Hahahah Thank you, Ty4on

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Upload that selfie, sis!

And thank you, mah Romanian King™!

 

[Ty4on]

Hahahah Thank you, Ty4on

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Upload that selfie, sis!

The camera is so old it might be nothing and as I said I'm still waiting for it.

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Film...

I'll upload one either way

 

[Masquerader]

Heheheh, OK, I'll try to have it in mind.

Aand, here's a selfie, taken with my old-ass camera, since my smartphone's camera is the worst ;_;

Normally I am wary of beards, but you rock them, my good man~!

 

[Bladenic]

OMG no I may have to get circumcised. This could not be happening at a worse time FML

Fuck my life for not getting it done sooner, plus my mom revealed that I was scheduled to have it done when I was 14 but for some dumb fuck reason I didn't

Ugh I hate this the struggles

 

[Masquerader]

OMG no I may have to get circumcised. This could not be happening at a worse time FML

Fuck my life for not getting it done sooner, plus my mom revealed that I was scheduled to have it done when I was 14 but for some dumb fuck reason I didn't

Ugh I hate this the struggles

Goodness, i'm sorry to hear that... Why do you have to, exactly?

 

[BlueBadger]

Heheheh, OK, I'll try to have it in mind.

Aand, here's a selfie, taken with my old-ass camera, since my smartphone's camera is the worst ;_;

You are so handsome!!!

OMG no I may have to get circumcised. This could not be happening at a worse time FML

Fuck my life for not getting it done sooner, plus my mom revealed that I was scheduled to have it done when I was 14 but for some dumb fuck reason I didn't

Ugh I hate this the struggles

Hey mister.. I got circumcised when I was 16 years old.. So let me know if you need any advice or anything, okay??

 

[Blood Diamonds]

That thread in gaming side is making me consider never leaving Community threads

 

[Lucario]

Clean your ass out too.

+1 for next thread title

 

[Village]

This all sounds like a lot of trouble for 5 minutes.

Not that I'd be able to do it either way. (TMI)

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Because I have chronic hemorrhoids

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We are.

Of course once the bears vs twinks argument gets around things get bloody

I know what the former is ,I have no idea what the latter is.

 

[RatskyWatsky]

OMG no I may have to get circumcised. This could not be happening at a worse time FML

Fuck my life for not getting it done sooner, plus my mom revealed that I was scheduled to have it done when I was 14 but for some dumb fuck reason I didn't

Ugh I hate this the struggles

noooooooooooooooooooooooo

why what happened ;___o

 

[RM8]

That thread in gaming side is making me consider never leaving Community threads

The joy of not caring about narrative in games is that IDGAF about Ryu or Toad being bi-curious or whatever Because really, I doubt we'll see an influx of gay protagonists in gaming anytime soon :/

 

[Sai-kun]

That thread in gaming side is making me consider never leaving Community threads

I have been on a rampage in all the queer threads on gaming side this week.

 

[Masquerader]

I have been on a rampage in all the queer threads on gaming side this week.

Mhm, same, but I regret not going on a less aggressive warpath.

 

[daripad]

According to a certain gaffer I'm a nerd guy

 

[Sai-kun]

Mhm, same, but I regret not going on a less aggressive warpath.

aggressive is the way to go

#downwithstraightpeople2014

 

[Kangi]

I have been on a rampage in all the queer threads on gaming side this week.

The sheer number of bans being thrown around is a sight to behold. The homophobes on the gaming side are less experienced ban-evaders than the ones in OT, and it's showing.

 

[RM8]

The most lolzy thing is people implying we want all games to have gay protagonists. Some people are downright divorced from reality.

 

[Vazduh]

Bluebadger and Masquerader, thank you :***

OMG no I may have to get circumcised. This could not be happening at a worse time FML

Fuck my life for not getting it done sooner, plus my mom revealed that I was scheduled to have it done when I was 14 but for some dumb fuck reason I didn't

Ugh I hate this the struggles

Yikes!! Wait, what happened? Why do you have to do it? :/

 

[Lucario]

I have been on a rampage in all the queer threads on gaming side this week.

im on a rampage

 

[Village]

aggressive is the way to go

#downwithstraightpeople2014

What did I do to you? D :

Also if it was intentional, but that avatar you quoted.

Hehehehehe.

 

[Masquerader]

aggressive is the way to go

#downwithstraightpeople2014

Of course they should be wary about putting gay characters into videogames, for we would obviously respond with extreme tyranny, totally. Nope, no reason here with us types(!)

Seriously, though. Is there no acceptance amongst normal people?

 

[Village]

Of course they should be wary about putting gay characters into videogames, for we would obviously respond with extreme tyranny, totally. Nope, no reason here with us types(!)

Seriously, though. Is there no acceptance amongst normal people?

You are as normal as me, bruh.

 

[Blood Diamonds]

"Heterophobia"

fucking LOL

 

[Sai-kun]

What did I do to you? D :

Also if it was intentional, but that avatar you quoted.

Hehehehehe.

It was intentional, and I laughed pretty hard with another GAFfer. "Since when is sexual preference important?" *has a kingdom hearts avatar*

 

[Masquerader]

You are as normal as me, bruh.

Eheheh, but I am awfully abnormal~ Up to the extent that people find my sexuality to be the thing they hate the least about me. Even the homophobes~

Are you on that level of normality~?

 

[Caladrius]

Praise our Asian berserker-lord.

I know what the former is ,I have no idea what the latter is.

Less traditionally masculine looking (little hair, slim build).

Most effeminate men are twinks, but not all twinks are effeminate.

I'd be classed as a straight-acting twink.

 

[King Endymion]

Circumcision isn't that bad, I didn't have any pain whatsoever, it healed fast, feels so fresh and I've never had better orgasms.
I don't feel any less sensitive than before either tbh.

 

[Village]

It was intentional, and I laughed pretty hard with another GAFfer. "Since when is sexual preference important?" *has a kingdom hearts avatar*

While those characters could be strait as a board, that narrative has only supported the notion of sora wanting some riku cool guy D. My man ran past his girl friend for some riku.

 

[Aeriscloud]

I can't comment in those threads, I would definitely be banned.

 

[Village]

Eheheh, but I am awfully abnormal~ Up to the extent that people find my sexuality to be the thing they hate the least about me. Even the homophobes~

Are you on that level of normality~?

Imma pretty weird dude.
But I see pretty weird dudes all the time, I go to an art school.

So to answer your question depends on the day of the week.

Somepeople find abnormality endearing~

Praise our Asian berserker-lord.



Less traditionally masculine looking (little hair, slim build).

Most effeminate men are twinks, but not all twinks are effeminate.

I'd be classed as a straight-acting twink.

Ah I see.

Do I have to weigh in on that debate ?

 

[Scher]

The sheer number of bans being thrown around is a sight to behold. The homophobes on the gaming side are less experienced ban-evaders than the ones in OT, and it's showing.

All minority and queer threads might as well just be called Elephant Graveyard or something to that effect.

 

[Mumei]

Eheheh, but I am awfully abnormal~ Up to the extent that people find my sexuality to be the thing they hate the least about me. Even the homophobes~

Are you on that level of normality~?

Good Lord.

You use ~ more than I do.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Great victory for LGBTQ movements throughout Europe as Conchita won Eurovision!

 

[Masquerader]

Great victory for LGBTQ movements throughout Europe as Conchita won Eurovision!

Yay! I miss the glory days of Ireland winning everything for once, but I am hardly oblivious to this progress~

 

[Zantetsuken88]

Great victory for LGBTQ movements throughout Europe as Conchita won Eurovision!

Proud of the way most of the countries voted )

Edit: Still sucks to be UK though

 

[RM8]

Good Lord.

You use ~ more than I do.

I have it on my username before I found out it's supposed to "mean" something. It just looked funny to me :x