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I've openly admitted to finding men attractive and people STILL think I'm straight and in love with a female friend that I hang out with often. I guess they just think I'm bluffing.
I've openly admitted to finding men attractive and people STILL think I'm straight and in love with a female friend that I hang out with often. I guess they just think I'm bluffing.
I've openly admitted to finding men attractive and people STILL think I'm straight and in love with a female friend that I hang out with often. I guess they just think I'm bluffing.
That must get annoying? :/I've openly admitted to finding men attractive and people STILL think I'm straight and in love with a female friend that I hang out with often. I guess they just think I'm bluffing.
while in a truth or dare situation make out with a guy when they dare you to kiss the person you would have sex with.![]()
while in a truth or dare situation make out with a guy when they dare you to kiss the person you would have sex with.![]()
That must get annoying? :/
Haha 3D World was fantastic, it was worthy :')haha alright I just read it
Well it's not that bad! I think it's almost a bit endearing, you were just enthusiastic over Mario 3D World. I would certainly not have demoted you for that thread, but then I'm not a mod so what do I know about those things, eh?
I'm pretty sure they juniored you because the mods thought you were being sarcastic and anti-Nintendo, lol. You can always ask to get unjuniored, it's been a while.
I seriously cannot tell if your last thread was sarcastic or if you were genuinely happy, lol. The first thing I thought was it was a troll thread and you were disappointed, but I'm not sure.![]()
Ah jeez Dari. That sucks.
You should ask to be unjuniored, its been long enough methinks.
I've openly admitted to finding men attractive and people STILL think I'm straight and in love with a female friend that I hang out with often. I guess they just think I'm bluffing.
Do college students even do truth or dare?
On one hand, yes. On the other hand, it is kind of funny.
No college students play anything. We only study and work and be obnoxious like 24/7.
No college students play anything. We only study and work and be obnoxious like 24/7.
Clearly, you haven't been forced to do the College thing! All I do is ride on motorcycles, smoke, and harass the elderly.
College sucks ass as a commuter.that's what i did. lol college life was so boring. didnt' help i didnt' stay in resident.
Do you wear a black leather jacket and call people daddy-o too?
So yeah.. college was fun. I did some craaaazy shit during that second phase
College sucks ass as a commuter.
There is always someone with a worse commute than you.![]()
Mine was around 2-3 hour each day.
tell me a story tom
My drive is an hour going and about half hour coming back if I don't catch traffic. The fun happens at night, I can't wait to live on campus.It seriously does. My college life was boring as hell because I was always fucking driving back and forth (35~minutes each way). The one year I lived in an apartment closer to campus with my best friend was fun at least.
College sucks ass as a commuter.
Mine is about 1 to 1.5 hours each way due to workers on the highway. If it wasn't happening my commute would be around 1 hour and 10 minutes for both ways 😢
Hmm..
Greg and I needed rent money. Our bank balances were low, and we knew student loan checks wouldn't arrive until rent would be reeeaaaaallly overdue.
So we drove an hour north to Memphis. Our destination was a gay bar that had amateur strip night once a week. Our aim was to win one of the prizes; second place or above would be more than enough for our rent.
(Before I go any further, I want to note: I am cripplingly, amazingly, appalingly shy. Public speaking or performance scares the shit out of me.)
We first went to a liquor store, bought a fifth of whiskey, arrived to the bar's parking lot, and split the fifth between the two of us. Liquid courage.
There were five contestants that night. I went third, dancing to "You Gotta Lick It (Before You Stick It)." Greg went last, dancing to "Ray of Light." I remember not being able to see the crowd because of the super-bright spotlights. I was lucky to barely be able to see the folks sticking money under my waistband, lol
Greg won first place, I won second. As soon as the third place winner was announced, Greg grabbed my hand, our clothes tucked under his other arm, and we beelined through the crowd to the DJ booth for our money, and then out of the club immediately. Since we'd both won, we had enough money for 2.5 months of rent.. so we had no problem walking to a nearby hotel to sleep the whiskey off.
I still laugh whenever I hear either of those songs. =D
tbh I would love to just hear you tell stories, they're always so entertaining lol.Hmm..
Greg and I needed rent money. Our bank balances were low, and we knew student loan checks wouldn't arrive until rent would be reeeaaaaallly overdue.
So we drove an hour north to Memphis. Our destination was a gay bar that had amateur strip night once a week. Our aim was to win one of the prizes; second place or above would be more than enough for our rent.
(Before I go any further, I want to note: I am cripplingly, amazingly, appalingly shy. Public speaking or performance scares the shit out of me.)
We first went to a liquor store, bought a fifth of whiskey, arrived to the bar's parking lot, and split the fifth between the two of us. Liquid courage.
There were five contestants that night. I went third, dancing to "You Gotta Lick It (Before You Stick It)." Greg went last, dancing to "Ray of Light." I remember not being able to see the crowd because of the super-bright spotlights. I was lucky to barely be able to see the folks sticking money under my waistband, lol
Greg won first place, I won second. As soon as the third place winner was announced, Greg grabbed my hand, our clothes tucked under his other arm, and we beelined through the crowd to the DJ booth for our money, and then out of the club immediately. Since we'd both won, we had enough money for 2.5 months of rent.. so we had no problem walking to a nearby hotel to sleep the whiskey off.
I still laugh whenever I hear either of those songs. =D
tbh I would love to just hear you tell stories, they're always so entertaining lol.
That's quite humorous.[...] I still laugh whenever I hear either of those songs. =D
Save dat money. I can't wait til I'm back to living near campus though, fuck the commute.Currently doing around 1:30 both ways. I wish I lived neat school but living with my parents save me soooo much in money. :/
Not quite all of them. I went down to this little camo thong thingy. And I kept my socks on.:O
how much of you clothes did you have to take off? All of them? :O
One more!same
tell us more tom![]()
Hmm..
Greg and I needed rent money. Our bank balances were low, and we knew student loan checks wouldn't arrive until rent would be reeeaaaaallly overdue.
So we drove an hour north to Memphis. Our destination was a gay bar that had amateur strip night once a week. Our aim was to win one of the prizes; second place or above would be more than enough for our rent.
(Before I go any further, I want to note: I am cripplingly, amazingly, appalingly shy. Public speaking or performance scares the shit out of me.)
We first went to a liquor store, bought a fifth of whiskey, arrived to the bar's parking lot, and split the fifth between the two of us. Liquid courage.
There were five contestants that night. I went third, dancing to "You Gotta Lick It (Before You Stick It)." Greg went last, dancing to "Ray of Light." I remember not being able to see the crowd because of the super-bright spotlights. I was lucky to barely be able to see the folks sticking money under my waistband, lol
Greg won first place, I won second. As soon as the third place winner was announced, Greg grabbed my hand, our clothes tucked under his other arm, and we beelined through the crowd to the DJ booth for our money, and then out of the club immediately. Since we'd both won, we had enough money for 2.5 months of rent.. so we had no problem walking to a nearby hotel to sleep the whiskey off.
I still laugh whenever I hear either of those songs. =D
Not quite all of them. I went down to this little camo thong thingy. And I kept my socks on.
One more!
[...]
My favorite moment of the day was when we were walking down a street in the French Quarter (more toward the area where straight folks party), and a nice young woman on a balcony beckoned for us to approach her. She wanted a flash, dangling over a huge set of pearl beads. Greg asked, "should I?" and I told him, "sure! Why not?" We were kinda-anonymous, so I didn't care one bit. So he unzipped and flashed, and did a little dance.
[...]
Maybe you make a small book or something filled with short stories like the ones here someday, I would read it.![]()
Thanks, guys. This is actually kinda good for me, forcing me to remember details. I've actually remembered another one..
I'm really glad you guys responded so well to harassment like that. Really, all you can do is see people like that as the ignorant morons they are.