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LGBTQIA Thread |OT5| Can't even drink straight

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Kater

Banned
Woah, I always thought spit was just a porn thing, lol
It worked for me in the past. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It can hurt at first though, which is understandable. But after some time. Well, you get used to it. But it's not for everyone, I'd imagine. Lube is probably a good idea if you don't want it too rough.
 
Any preferred brands for lube?

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Its worth the extra money.
 

Kevyt

Member
It worked for me in the past. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

It can hurt at first though, which is understandable. But after some time. Well, you get used to it. But it's not for everyone, I'd imagine. Lube is probably a good idea if you don't want it too rough.

I guess it's good to wash your teeth and use mouthwash before doing it, right? ;)
 

Haly

One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
Any pharmacy will carry it next to the condoms.
 

Crayons

Banned
My straight friend that I got drunk with that time last week thinks I'm straight and I have a very odd suspicion that he's trying to get me laid by a girl because he's inviting me to a party.

huge backfire
 

RatskyWatsky

Hunky Nostradamus
It's really not that hard. I pretty much drink water exclusively.

me too

Well, my extended family came to our house on Christmas Day and that had literally never happened before. I also didn't feel completely pissed off at my family so..yeah... unusual.

thats good!

Use your spit.

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My straight friend that I got drunk with that time last week thinks I'm straight and I have a very odd suspicion that he's trying to get me laid by a girl because he's inviting me to a party.

huge backfire

lolz
 

Kevyt

Member
I cannot and will not just drink water. There are other liquids that I'll drink including the natural occurring ones, if you guys know what I mean. :)
 

Kater

Banned
My straight friend that I got drunk with that time last week thinks I'm straight and I have a very odd suspicion that he's trying to get me laid by a girl because he's inviting me to a party.

huge backfire
That really is one hell of a backfire. :/

And telling him could lead to him thinking that you were possibly coming onto him (even though, ironically, you thought it was the other way around).
 
Any preferred brands for lube?
PM'd.

Where in the midwest? I'm in Chicago. And I am current enjoying some long islands :D
Let me get drunk enough and I might PM it to you, lol. I'm still too shy whilst sober to share that kinda info.

I have to look that car bomb drink up, need something besides wine and liqueur.
It's basically half a pint of Guinness (more or less is fine too, depending on preference and taste), and you drop in a shot of half Baileys and half Jameson, then chug like the wind before it curdles. Tastes like chocolate milk, so mo'fuckin good.

Lunchboxes are also delicious and a little simpler/cheaper. That's a mix of half orange juice and half light beer, dropping in a shot of amaretto (no curdling with this drink, thankfully.)
 

Kevyt

Member
PM'd.


Let me get drunk enough and I might PM it to you, lol. I'm still too shy whilst sober to share that kinda info.


It's basically half a pint of Guinness (more or less is fine too, depending on preference and taste), and you drop in a shot of half Baileys and half Jameson, then chug like the wind before it curdles. Tastes like chocolate milk, so mo'fuckin good.

Lunchboxes are also delicious and a little simpler/cheaper. That's a mix of half orange juice and half light beer, dropping in a shot of amaretto (no curdling with this drink, thankfully.)

Does it burn when you drink it?
 

Kater

Banned
It's basically half a pint of Guinness (more or less is fine too, depending on preference and taste), and you drop in a shot of half Baileys and half Jameson, then chug like the wind before it curdles. Tastes like chocolate milk, so mo'fuckin good.

Lunchboxes are also delicious and a little simpler/cheaper. That's a mix of half orange juice and half light beer, dropping in a shot of amaretto (no curdling with this drink, thankfully.)
That sounds delicious, the way you describe it. Though I'm still not too keen on Guiness. Maybe I don't mind it when it's mixed with something else. Anyway, thanks for the recipe!
 
Does it burn when you drink it?
Not at all! Both are very sweet tasting drinks.

I never got a PM!
You're too fast for me ser dragon! Was sending it after posting that but got caught up.

That sounds delicious, the way you describe it. Though I'm still not too keen on Guiness. Maybe I don't mind it when it's mixed with something else. Anyway, thanks for the recipe!
Happy to share them with a fellow Khajiit drinking buddy. Guinness is definitely an acquired taste (it took a few for it to grow on me), but it's my go-to beer now.

I'm confused, what are lunchboxes?
A drink! More specifically, a bomb-style drink that mixes beer and liquor. Bomb drinks are the ones you drop shot glasses of alcohol into beer, usually. In this case, it's basically a shot of amaretto liqueur in a shandy of OJ and beer.
 

Crayons

Banned
That really is one hell of a backfire. :/

And telling him could lead to him thinking that you were possibly coming onto him (even though, ironically, you thought it was the other way around).

great, now I'm going to have to have sex with a girl. this sucks
 

Golnei

Member
Wait, MGR mods? Where?
And I agree, it's a shame that most of Raiden's alt costumes are just recolors. Lame :/

It's still fairly limited, just model swaps and texture edits. Some semi-relevant ones:

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Since DMC4 only recently started supporting model imports after being out for eons, there might still be hope for MGR eventually.

Speaking of, this year I want to cease being bones and skin :( I don't even want to achieve a full athletic build, my "goal" would still be thin for most people's standards :p Why does exercise have to be such a grind? :(
why am I so lazy? :x

I'm gong to try to aim for something similar. I try to exercise somewhat regularly; but I've been avoiding anything difficult due to crippling laziness, just scraping by with walking and cycling. As a result, I might not be morbidly obese, but I still need to do a lot of work so as to not look like a stick figure with rounded edges.

Sam should of been the star of the game. :/

I like Raiden as a protagonist, but Sam definitely deserves more focus. Hopefully he'll show up in the sequel - it's not like it's remotely possible that he actually died.

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At Fogo de Chao. Brazilian steakhouses, mah lord. I feel stuffed full of meat.
If only, le sigh.
But seriously, so much good food.

I love churrascaria, it's undoubtedly the best format to dump enormous piles of meat into. Especially if chicken hearts are part of the rotation as well, those are amazing. I also hate myself for not having grilled haloumi before trying it at one - it's incredibly simple to make, but for some reason I ignored its potential until it was shoved down my throat on a skewer.


The bisexual agenda strikes again?
 
it was
mostly
a joke

It's just that if I say I'm not interested then he'll know I'm gay and all that stuff that I don't want to deal with
you could say you have a girlfriend or something.. or that you're waiting until marriage because you're...religious...
or just say that she's not your type or that you don't find her hot.
 

Haly

One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
Just propose a threesome. And then, at the last second, penetrate him instead of her.
 

Grakl

Member
There is an episode of a podcast I listen to that went into lubricant types and recommendations (the show is a furry podcast called KnotCast that I listen to because of the queer content of it and the people are fun).

Going back to look for the episode to link it, I realized a thing.

The episode is called

How To Lube Your Dragon

http://www.fuzzwolf.com/News_files/361933f096c52d8d099e14cbbc06fce1-237.html

Lmao, that name. I usually avoid furry podcasts/videos/music, but I'm listening now.
 

Crayons

Banned
I can't. I'm not an orgy guy. Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a moustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends. ... Naw, I'm not ready for it.
 

Haly

One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
I believe it's not an orgy until it involves 5 or more people.

You're in the clear man, go for it! Fuck his brains out!
 

Kevyt

Member
Not at all! Both are very sweet tasting drinks.


You're too fast for me ser dragon! Was sending it after posting that but got caught up.


Happy to share them with a fellow Khajiit drinking buddy. Guinness is definitely an acquired taste (it took a few for it to grow on me), but it's my go-to beer now.


A drink! More specifically, a bomb-style drink that mixes beer and liquor. Bomb drinks are the ones you drop shot glasses of alcohol into beer, usually. In this case, it's basically a shot of amaretto liqueur in a shandy of OJ and beer.

Oh thanks for explaining, I'm very ignorant when it comes to things like this. Lunchboxes sound interesting.
 

Lucario

Member
It worked for me in the past. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It can hurt at first though, which is understandable. But after some time. Well, you get used to it. But it's not for everyone, I'd imagine. Lube is probably a good idea if you don't want it too rough.

are you trying to get me killed? ;_;
 

Crayons

Banned
That would be a pentasome, it needs to be more than five.

That's not the point! I'm not just going to go from virgin to threesome with some girl I just met. That's crazy. I would need to be on a ton of drugs to allow that to happen.


And that orgy post was a quote from Seinfeld.
 

Haly

One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
That's not the point! I'm not just going to go from virgin to threesome with some girl I just met. That's crazy. I would need to be on a ton of drugs to allow that to happen.

Sounds like this is also a good time to get into the wonderful world of drugs.
 
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