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LGBTQIA Thread |OT5| Can't even drink straight
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This is actually a pretty good podcast, thanks again for it.
I haven't had a soft drink since September. Used to drink like 3-6 sodas a day. Feels good
Gun Oil
I'm a bottom and had a guy do me once with just spit.
Jesus Christ, it was awesome. Lol
And I like that phrase, "seasoned bottom". I'll be using that haha
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
nonexistent atm :/
Was going to post this. Fluid of the gods.
Its worth the extra money.
Damn right.
Heh
terrisus
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They're too busy not having sex.
>.>
Am I right?
<.<
On a serious note, I've had a pain in my shoulder/neck/back for the past few weeks which has kept me from wanting to even do anything at all to my wife (never mind sex, not even other stuff).
She's been less than pleased, needless to say >.>
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
I just got drunk for the first time in months and I keep watching the music video for All Star on loop
someone please help
measure their penis, duh
someone please help
measure their penis, duh
terrisus
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Have someone complain about the fact that you're not having sex >.>
Not as impressive in the flaccid state :þ
It's probably just a muscle strain, not sure what they'll really do, but, I mean, I figured it would've gone away by now, and it hasn't (hence why I'm awake with only like 3 hours of sleep), so I'll set of an appointment today.
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
how much time could that possibly take up though
doesn't she have like a vibrator or something
grower, eh?
get a massage at the very least
terrisus
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Yeah. And goes through far too many batteries with those things.
She had gotten a rechargeable one at some point, but I guess she doesn't like that one as much.
Even still though, apparently she has expectations of things that I'm supposed to do as a husband or something >.>
I hear massage parlors are happening places :þ
depends how many penises you have to measure
terrisus
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Or how long it is.
Those times when you are watching cute dog videos and all of a sudden you end up watching a cute guy video.
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1054559661228271
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1054559661228271
terrisus
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Had 4 cups of espresso so I could stay awake until my wife gets up (in like 15 minutes) so I can try to go back to sleep for a bit (I'm going to steal her bed/pillow, see if it helps any).
Problem is, 4 cups of espresso, between like 3AM-4AM, on like 3 hours of sleep, on an empty stomach...
Now I feel like I'm going to throw up =(
Problem is, 4 cups of espresso, between like 3AM-4AM, on like 3 hours of sleep, on an empty stomach...
Now I feel like I'm going to throw up =(
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I can't have water with most of my meals or snacks. I need flavor. I usually do one 16oz bottle a day of soda that I spread between two meals (Coke is GOAT) and something like Lemonade or water for the third meal.I cannot and will not just drink water. There are other liquids that I'll drink including the natural occurring ones, if you guys know what I mean.
Water is sort of just the drink I force myself to have throughout the day because the Man says to, and only occasionally is it a preferred drink.
Also omg I think I get what you mean
and it's not my drink of choice
Sean Sarantos
cute indeed
Though it kind of looks like he got that tattoo when he was a few pec sizes smaller...
I did the opposite. Got my sleep schedule all screwed-up over Christmas break to where I was waking up around early afternoon each day, and had to quickly get back to waking at 6am today. So how did I do it this morning? I took NyQuil at 1am to basically force myself down. I think I finally passed-out around 230.
Dumb, dumb, dumb.
Woke up in a NyQuil haze, with a lovely bit of nausea as a bonus. Today is going to s.u.c.k.
Ohh, I totally missed the reference.
I haven't posted in this thread in a while.
On the other hand, I also haven't done anything sexual since before when I last posted here.
¯_(ツ
Wonder how the 'A' section of this thread is doing.
Yo Terrisus!! What's up? What's new?
That's just one of the things you do for the ones you love.
Right? One of the best things in the world.
Yeah, it sounds like something you'd order at the restaurant. "I'll have the seasoned bottom, please".
I'll have a seasoned bottom with garlic sauce, extra curry and Tikki Masala sauce at the side please.
terrisus
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terrisus
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To update from last night/this morning, after getting like 6 hours sleeping in my wife's bed and using her pillow, my back/neck/shoulder feel pretty good. Not perfect, they're still sore, but not in terrible pain like I had been. And, that seems to have been the case the past couple of times I've used her bed/pillow as well. So, I'm thinking it's probably either my bed or my pillow that's causing the issue, or at least causing it not to get better.
I had actually gotten a new bed right around when the issue first happened - going from the twin bed that I had been using for like the past 17 years to a full-size bed. So, not sure if it's just some getting used to that. Her bed is a full-size as well, but mine is harder than hers.
More likely though is the pillow. She has one of those fancy $80 "Memory Foam" ones. Up until a week or so ago I was just using a couple of cheap cotton (or whatever) ones. Last week with some Christmas money I had gotten a "support" pillow for like $15 which at least has some support for the neck. But, I think I might just need to get a pillow like hers. No idea when I'll be able to do that though.
Blah.
I had actually gotten a new bed right around when the issue first happened - going from the twin bed that I had been using for like the past 17 years to a full-size bed. So, not sure if it's just some getting used to that. Her bed is a full-size as well, but mine is harder than hers.
More likely though is the pillow. She has one of those fancy $80 "Memory Foam" ones. Up until a week or so ago I was just using a couple of cheap cotton (or whatever) ones. Last week with some Christmas money I had gotten a "support" pillow for like $15 which at least has some support for the neck. But, I think I might just need to get a pillow like hers. No idea when I'll be able to do that though.
Blah.
Dead Prince
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Since Christmas is over. what is everyone's NYE plans? and what will 2015 bring?
inb4 get laid bf/gf/etc.
inb4 get laid bf/gf/etc.
terrisus
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Sleep.
Hope the "odd year curse" doesn't continue.
2009: Finish Master's, fail to find teaching job
2011: Cancer
2013: Stroke
2015: ???
2017: Profit?
It's an Indian dish. It's actually Chicken Tikki Masala.
Same, hopefully. lol
terrisus plz... we've had this talk before. You'll live many long long years and see your great-great-great grandchildren
Edit: Oh wait, I misread your post. 2015 is your year, woooo!! Go it for it Terrisus, kill it wooo!!
I'll be working both on NYE and NYD
My resolution is to find a new job that doesn't treat me like crap
terrisus
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terrisus plz... we've had this talk before. You'll live many long long years and see your great-great-great grandchildren
Edit: Oh wait, I misread your post. 2015 is your year, woooo!! Go it for it Terrisus, kill it wooo!!
Here's to hoping.
Not a chance >.>
Here's to hoping.
Not a chance >.>
Oh that was a joke? Hahaha.
Yes it is! Be positive!!
TheAbsolution
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On Miami Beach right now.
So many hot dudes down here.
Wish this beach vacation could last forever but alas I have to go back at some point.
So many hot dudes down here.
Wish this beach vacation could last forever but alas I have to go back at some point.
This is your year Terrisus. Be positive man.
Here's to hoping.
Not a chance >.>
terrisus
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Yeah, I mean, we were talking about a seasoned bottom, and the sauce was on the side...
Sounds like the top didn't do a good job of aiming
Yes it is! Be positive!!
This is your year Terrisus. Be positive man.
If there's one thing I'm good at, it's being very negative/pessimistic about myself! :þ
>.>
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On Miami Beach right now.
So many hot dudes down here.
Wish this beach vacation could last forever but alas I have to go back at some point.
This is your year Terrisus. Be positive man.
Oooh... having some eye candy there eh?
Or probably the top was just shooting too much it spilled to the side.
Well you have to be positive and take the bull by the horns
Going to a concert on NYE with friends
Gonna be so much fun. In 2015 I start grad school for my masters. Nervous but excited
Henchmen21
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Still snowing here
I don't get how it is related to my inebriated state. Khajiits have an affinity to Moonsugar, not to Mead or any other sort of alcohol.
It is snowing here as well. Went on a walk today through the wood and it was amazing looking. I hope this snow lasts longer than the one last winter.
ab.aeterno
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Haha, yissss. So very happy to convert people to the delicious amazingness of car bombs. I'll be doing them later tonight. Try not to get too wild, Khajiit.
Edit: I should figure out or find a cocktail named after skooma.
I'll try to keep that in mind.
Good gods, I have lost any sense of orientation. I bumped into my bathroom door two times before.
Glad to hear that you'll be joining me in the drinking, Khajitt brother!
Kinda related:
(Khajiit brothers: Inigo and Kharjo)
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damn :v
RatskyWatsky
Hunky Nostradamus
stay home and eat little sausages covered in bbq sos
more of the same fml
what brand
Blood Diamonds
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ftfy
little sausages > family
TheAbsolution
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Sitting here on South Beach contemplating life. It's so nice out here. I might move down here after school.
I don't want to leave.
I don't want to leave.
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