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Lohan: Fully Loaded trailer

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demi

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she's got some big ass titties doesn't matter if they're c cups or d cups whateva yadda yadda


ok now i'm really gonna watch the trailer hold on

edit: ok i just saw it, and michael keaton totally looks down at her bewbz lolz~~!@

resume big ass titty conversation
 

Matlock

Banned
herbieposterfez.jpg
 

Dan

No longer boycotting the Wolfenstein franchise
Wow, those are some of the worst special effects ever. I can't believe this will be Disney's big release of the summer, it looks awful.
 

Azih

Member
Aside from being pretty crappy, the trailer also showed all the (shit) effects and the whole damn plot. what the hell?
 

AlphaSnake

...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack
Wow the effects were shit. But wow were her tits lookin' good. Titays!
 

whytemyke

Honorary Canadian.
Does anyone here read Bill Simmons articles on ESPN Page 2?

He was talking about being at All Star weekend a couple weeks ago, and he was at the bar at a party. He said right in front of him was Wilmer Valderrama, but he never got the balls to ask him "Real or Fake?"

What's the over/under on years til Lohan is in playboy? 4? 6?
 

Fuzzy

I would bang a hot farmer!
ManaByte said:
It honestly doesn't look any more silly than the original Herbie movies.

Agreed, anyone who says this looks worse than the old Herbie movies haven't watched them in 20+ years.
 

ManaByte

Gold Member
Fuzzy said:
Agreed, anyone who says this looks worse than the old Herbie movies haven't watched them in 20+ years.

Exactly. The Herbie movies were basically live action cartoons, only the car didn't talk. This looks like they're just updating that formula from the 60's to today. You don't go into a Herbie movie expecting an Academy Award-winning drama.

Disney's animated stuff is dying, but with the Pirates sequels, this, and the new Shaggy Dog it looks like their live action stuff is starting to compare to their output in the 60's and 70's.
 

FightyF

Banned
I loved Herby the Love Bug...and I think this movie is too gimmicky, it won't compare to the magic of the originals.

:p
 

FightyF

Banned
^^^ That looks a lot more realistic than some of the effects in the new one.

Then again there were scenes that used stop-motion animation in the old ones...looked horrible.
 

Mejilan

Running off of Custom Firmware
How asstasticals! This looks TERRRRRRIBLE.

And there were precious few TEETAYS thar.
 

DDayton

(more a nerd than a geek)
Hmm.

As a Herbie film, the only real problem I see is that they did some silly morph effects on Herbie at times.

(Yes, I know.)
 

Jill Sandwich

the turds of Optimus Prime
I don't care about the FX, it's a Herbie film and that makes my inner child jump for joy. For my outer adult, there's tits.
 

Mason

Member
When Herbie looked at the new VW Beetle and Lindsay went "She's too young for you," I laughed. Should I feel bad?
 

Willco

Hollywood Square
Socreges said:
Did you make that? Maaaan I was laughing hard.

Yeah, I capped the shots after demi said he caught Keaton taking a peak at her bosom! Sure enough... he was!
 

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
As someone who grew up on the Herbie movies it's kinda cool to see that reintroduced to a new generation... and with the tech advances they can do alot more visual gags with the car(as seen in the trailer), for nostalgia's sake I might just have to see that... as a matinee of course...
 
DarienA said:
As someone who grew up on the Herbie movies it's kinda cool to see that reintroduced to a new generation... and with the tech advances they can do alot more visual gags with the car(as seen in the trailer), for nostalgia's sake I might just have to see that... as a matinee of course...

Not going to be paying full price for Lohan huh? :lol
 

lachesis

Member
Ever since that titties thread, I can't help looking her titties from this trailer... ;)

LOL at all those pics. ;)

lachesis
 

xsarien

daedsiluap
I have a confession to make:
I adore each Herbie movie, and everytime I'm in Best Buy, I seceretly lust after the box set. My VHS *ahem* "copies" from my childhood are pretty much dust at this point.

I do thank Disney for not taking the easy way out and using a New Beetle. I do take issue with the CG effects. What made Herbie so insanely unique is that it was the ultimate test of your imagination, in the same vein as Harvey the invisible rabbit. At a certain point, you believed that the car was alive for no other reason than everybody else said so. I guess my faith in kids' imaginations today is a bit stronger than Disney's. I'll deal.

And I'd pay $8 to see a Herbie movie. I can get Lindsay Lohan - without a digital boob job - for free on the Internet. Hell, on both Internets.

(Also, a nitpick: At some point, there better be a "fully loaded" rendition of the original Herbie music.)
 

DDayton

(more a nerd than a geek)
Herbie is one of those weird post-Walt things that didn't really stink. It's neat in its own weird way -- I do like the idea of Herbie being reclaimed from a junk yard.
 

COCKLES

being watched
I like the scene with the new model VW. :lol

And it looks like the movie will have appreciable nods to Lohan's hooters.
 
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