Naruto Gaiden 10 - END
If Sakura was the mom all along:
- Why did everyone act like Sarada's heritage and birth were some super huge secret?
- Why was there no birth certificate? Even if she was born outside the village one could have been written when they got back.
- Karin kept the umbilical cord? Really? An umbilical cord got confused for hair? Really?
- Why doesn't Sakura have a proper wedding day/family photograph?
- Why can't Sakura & Saskue either speak earnestly about their relationship or show ANY physical intimacy?
- Why does nobody act like human being and clearly and quickly explain everything to Sarada?
- So not only is Orochimaru alive and free, so is Kabuto? And you just gave him a clone army? Really?
- What was the point of any of this?
They were on a secret mission. She was born in an enemy's base so why would there be a birth certificate? Karin is obsessed with Sasuke and kept it as one last momento. Sasuke left the village so there wouldn't be a wedding photo. Sasuke is an Uchiha and Uchiha men don't know how to express their feelings. Sakura is too shy to speak about her feelings unless it comes to battle. Who the fuck is Sarada to need an explanation? Go study you little cub. Kabuto is technically reformed and outside of the village. He's immortal or doesn't age like Orochimaru. Orochimaru isn't free as Captain Yamato is watching him.
Screw Naruto for not letting Kurama at least have some fun. Kishi needs to give us chibi Kurama with Himawari. If Boruto gets the genius intellect then Himawari needs the evil fox. The whole next generation is one big cheat.
The point of this was to showcase the next generation. LOL at Gaara basically raising the genin who would become his wife.... LOL. We need to talk about this in another thread.
If every village basically forced every powerful ninja to leave behind a child then where's the successor to Kakashi? Give us Kakashi x Shizune dammit.
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Black Haze 111
LOL at Blow following the person that tried to kill him.
Fury/Kuang Shen 24
I KNEW HE WAS A GIRL. Someone keep this revelation away from the shippers and tumblr. That explains his (her) attitude in the first place. I'm looking forward to Lei Xiang's conversation with his inner teacher after this.