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[avengers23]

I feel like I need a break from WWE. NJPW looks a little lost in the Bullet Club story, and the wrestlers there all seem worn out. ROH might be my break, but I see a name like Cedric Alexander and feel hard to give a shit. Chikara lost me with the shutdown story, and I'm not watching CZW or IWA-MS. Maybe I should check out PROGRESS or SHIMMER soon.

New Paige:

 

[Man God]

I love reading anything Bean puts down and am so glad he got rid of that awful Tenay avatar.

 

[strobogo]

They should go with "It's like Netflix for wrestling (or sports entertainment)" instead of "It's like Netflix, but better." The later sounds like they're taking a shot at Netflix for no reason. The former sounds like what they actually mean and what the Network really is. It isn't like a better Netflix. It is a Netflix devoted to one specific genre.

"We're better than Netflix because we're more expensive and are devoted specifically to one thing!". That doesn't make sense. Being the Netflix of wrestling makes perfect sense.

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

Guess I ain't watching the Bryan segment, Louie's on.

 

[Gorillaz]

They should go with "It's like Netflix for wrestling (or sports entertainment)" instead of "It's like Netflix, but better." The later sounds like they're taking a shot at Netflix for no reason. The former sounds like what they actually mean and what the Network really is. It isn't like a better Netflix. It is a Netflix devoted to one specific genre.

"We're better than Netflix because we're more expensive and are devoted specifically to one thing!". That doesn't make sense. Being the Netflix of wrestling makes perfect sense.

Next step:

"We are the Citizen Kane of streaming services"

 

[Plywood]

They should go with "It's like Netflix for wrestling (or sports entertainment)" instead of "It's like Netflix, but better." The later sounds like they're taking a shot at Netflix for no reason. The former sounds like what they actually mean and what the Network really is. It isn't like a better Netflix. It is a Netflix devoted to one specific genre.

"We're better than Netflix because we're more expensive and are devoted specifically to one thing!". That doesn't make sense. Being the Netflix of wrestling makes perfect sense.

Vince is competitive and will not stand beside his competition.

 

[bean breath]

Probably something to do with Batista leaving early. He was supposed to face Bryan next. Extending Kane keeps the plan after Payback the same as before with no changes needed, as opposed to bringing a future challenger up a month.

Not sure if a Kane rematch is better or worse than a Batista feud.

 

[Data West]

I feel like I need a break from WWE. NJPW looks a little lost in the Bullet Club story, and the wrestlers there all seem worn out. ROH might be my break, but I see a name like Cedric Alexander and feel hard to give a shit. Chikara lost me with the shutdown story, and I'm not watching CZW or IWA-MS. Maybe I should check out PROGRESS or SHIMMER soon.

STARDOM should start doing ippvs then I wouldn't have to waste my time with other promotions.

 

[Plywood]

I love reading anything Bean puts down and am so glad he got rid of that awful Tenay avatar.

I thought it matched his candor.

 

[Man God]

I thought it matched his candor.

It did but it was such an eyesore that it made me want to just skip the post, just like every episode of TNA IMPACT, Thursday Nights at 9/8c on SPIKE.

 

[Macho Madness]

Guess I ain't watching the Bryan segment, Louie's on.

It's probably for the best.

I don't even know if I care enough to watch Raw until after Payback. All was lost with me after nothing wrapped up at Extreme Rules. Especially this awful Kane feud that literally no one wants to see.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

I love reading anything Bean puts down and am so glad he got rid of that awful Tenay avatar.

bean breath is #ClassNotAss. That's what I like about him.

 

[bean breath]

TIRE TIME

Yep, LOLWWE.

They made the cut to a pre-recorded video really obvious this time. Daniel Bryan would never drive a gas guzzler like the Chrysler 300, took me completely out of the segment.

 

[serenewarfare]

I feel like I need a break from WWE. NJPW looks a little lost in the Bullet Club story, and the wrestlers there all seem worn out. ROH might be my break, but I see a name like Cedric Alexander and feel hard to give a shit. Chikara lost me with the shutdown story, and I'm not watching CZW or IWA-MS. Maybe I should check out PROGRESS or SHIMMER soon.

I checked out the SHINE show a few weeks back and thoroughly enjoyed it. They have another coming up in a few weeks, I recommend you check it out.

 

[strobogo]

Vince is competitive and will not stand beside his competition.

Netflix isn't his competition. The closest thing to competition for the WWE Network is TNA's paid Youtube page, which doesn't have new stuff, a live feed, and streams everything in 360p max even thought their free page streams the same footage in 720p/1080p.

 

[avengers23]

I checked out the SHINE show a few weeks back and thoroughly enjoyed it. They have another coming up in a few weeks, I recommend you check it out.

I saw your review and was intrigued.

Taller Hendrix, Athena, Neveah, and Kong are on the card.

Oh, there's an EVOLVE show in NYC this month.

Christ, there are 2 wrestlers on the card with hashtags as wrestling names.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Netflix isn't his competition. The closest thing to competition for the WWE Network is TNA's paid Youtube page, which doesn't have new stuff, a live feed, and streams everything in 360p max even thought their free page streams the same footage in 720p/1080p.

Russo even books their Youtube page. Damn.

 

[bean breath]

Yo wtf

I'm done

I'm turning this off

This isn't 1980 anymore dawg

You can't put this kind of stuff on TV straight faced

YOU CAN'T DO THIS IN 2014

I just shot my TV and threw it in a ditch.

You have a choice. Watch Impact this Thursday with us.

 

[Spider from Mars]

Fave Five Promotions update

1. NJPW
2. PWG
3. DDT
4. Stardom
5. Chikara

 

[serenewarfare]

I saw your review and was intrigued.

Taller Hendrix, Athena, Neveah, and Kong are on the card.

I don't know if it'll be as good as last month's card, mainly because they are putting a lot of good workers in the 10-woman main event, but it still should be a good show.

 

[bean breath]

Zack Ryder and Daniel Bryan are going to have a great time riding together and making YouTube videos about how the company ruined them.

He still has the #YesMovement. If the chants ever start dying down, then I'd start worrying.

 

[bean breath]

Embrace the stupidity.

I wonder if Ambrose smokes dope.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

He'd pull a Punk and walk out before he pulls a Ryder and complains to everybody but his boss.

 

[bean breath]

This is the worst Raw I've watched from start to finish since the guest host era.

Since last week then?

 

[Gorillaz]

He'd pull a Punk and walk out before he pulls a Ryder and complains to everybody but his boss.

no offense to his fans but DB doesn't seem like the type to have a backbone to pull that off

 

[Net_Wrecker]

You have a choice. Watch Impact this Thursday with us.

Sorry bean, Monday Night Raw Supershow starring Brock Lesnar is about the most I've felt like giving This Sport™ recently, and trust me when I tell you it's only in hope of Bork turning up to kill people. Impact lost me sometime last year, maybe 2 years ago, i dunno.

 

[Angry Grimace]

Embrace the stupidity.

Well, people still think Cena's a face, so...

 

[Dr Duncan Steel]

no offense to his fans but DB doesn't seem like the type to have a backbone to pull that off

Nor would he want to, I never pegged him as the political type at all.

 

[bean breath]

Adam Rose will be the shit cherry on top of this garbage sundae

Oh yeah, that guy is debuting tonight.

 

[Serpentine]

Nation of Domination coming back?

Of course they'd do it now. They love copying TNA

 

[Data West]

WCW Master Card

• Nash - Sure, makes sense
• Sting - Yep, big draw
• Goldberg - Mhm. Big draw.
• Buff Bagwell - Wat

 

[bean breath]

No it' not just Kane. Yes, it's a stupid feud, but he's not doing well regardless. Actually now that I think of it, maybe it's good that he has been given the title so now fans can shut up about how great he is.

I agree. He'll always have his Wrestlemania moment. I thought that after main eventing and winning the WWE Title at Wrestlemania, you're pretty much a "made" guy but look at Miz.

 

[bean breath]

It's been a really rough few days for my black brethren in WWE.

like you care about black people, ok stro

lol

 

[Macho Madness]

Nor would he want to, I never pegged him as the political type at all.

Ding ding ding. The difference is that Bryan doesn't care, to an extent.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Oh yeah, that guy is debuting tonight.

bean breath, good friend. Please check your PMs.

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

So just got back....anybody got any questions for me?

 

[Sweeney Tom]

no offense to his fans but DB doesn't seem like the type to have a backbone to pull that off

Neither are going to happen, but him not taking something up with his boss is the most impossible of the two.

 

[bean breath]

...I still can't believe that Mr. T shit happened

"When my momma would grab a *extreme close-up on mouth* STRAP

and whip my behind"

 

[bean breath]

People think this is good
People think this is good
People think this is good
People think this is good
People think this is good
People think this is good
People think this is good
People think this is good
People think this is good
People think this is good

LOLWWE

I think I'll join the #TNAtion, friend.

My man.

"As bray wyatt continues to build his flock.." Michale Cole said that really creepily.

And has he actually built it? lol

Raven and his Flock was so much better than the Wyatt Family. Eff the WCW haters.

 

[Data West]

I can't believe Shane Douglas tried to get 'I'll franchise your ass' over.

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

 

[bean breath]

Nice to see Ambrose inherit the Figure Four now.

I'd say he's devaluing it. At least Miz built up the anticipation for the move as a finisher and used to to try to finish matches with, not just throwing it out like whatever.

 

[bean breath]

Hey didn't 'da doit sheetz' say Evolution wold be the official time keepers for this match?

 

[Data West]

 

[bean breath]

You are the new Heavy

I miss Lunchbox

There will never be another Heavy and Lunchbox. Masters of web forum psychology.

 

[FallingEdge]

WrassleGAF should have a live alternate commentary every week. FallingEdge and I can get used to working together.

Let's do it brotherjackdood

 

[bean breath]

Seth keeps getting killed.

Great seller.

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

FFS the Kane shit again tonight was bad, Brie's non-existent acting ability didn't help, I get Bryan wanted to get his wife away from Kane and all that but goddamn if it didn't make him look like a coward in the process this feud is just awful and that in car scene included another pet peeve, the "invisible" cameraman in situations where there shouldn't be a cameraman. I know Vince thinks he's "making movies" while at the same time trying to sell a show as if based on "reality" but I wish they didn't didn't hide camera guys behind the damn fourth wall, I wish heels wouldn't plot and scheme against someone in front of a camera and all that stuff with backstage segments. It's up there with people being incapable of going back the week before to see what happened in disputes, even those they'll actually show a fucking recap just beforehand. But mainly I really hate the camera guy thing.

Adam Rose's debut fell flatter than a drunk tool stage diving only for no one to catch him. Goddamn, Evolution delivers the Triple Powerbomb better than the guys who have been doing it for over a year and a half. >_<

They should go with "It's like Netflix for wrestling (or sports entertainment)" instead of "It's like Netflix, but better." The later sounds like they're taking a shot at Netflix for no reason. The former sounds like what they actually mean and what the Network really is. It isn't like a better Netflix. It is a Netflix devoted to one specific genre.

"We're better than Netflix because we're more expensive and are devoted specifically to one thing!". That doesn't make sense. Being the Netflix of wrestling makes perfect sense.

We all know WWE isn't above insulting their audience, it's the same shit they do when shilling just about everything from Yuke's latest rehash of a 15 year old Playstation game as the hottest, best looking piece of shit to ever come out since the last one to their shitty movies as the biggest movie out now that even beat out other big movies... That have already run their course at the top of the box office. To promoting other people's crap or the WWE app and now the WWE Network. It sounds like they're really desperate to get subscribers, I got a feeling the numbers have stagnated post WrestleMania since they're now bribing people with referral bonuses.



I don't know who I'd want to bitch slap and yell at more, Michael Cole, Kevin Dunn or Vince. Maybe Stephanie is involved seeing how "heavy handed" she is. >_>

 

[Caspel]

LOLWWE


My man.




Raven and his Flock was so much better than the Wyatt Family. Eff the WCW haters.

Raven had DDP, Goldberg, Kanyon, Kidman, and Saturn carrying him. Bray is forced by the rules of three for factions in current WWE or else he may have been able to recruit new members.

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

I can't believe Shane Douglas tried to get 'I'll franchise your ass' over.

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

He's going to license the rights to it to wanna be business owners all over the country who in turn will be selling it themselves? Turning you into some sort of prostitute?

 

[bean breath]

They're bringing this to Payback I guess

They got us locked down for 6 months, they don't need to put any effort into it until Summerslam. It's going to take an AJ Lee vs. Renee Young - 'Bra and Panty Match' to get me to re-subscribe.