Serpentine
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John is stuck in the Cenaverse for the time being
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May Wrasslin' |BO-T| It's hard for a post to become a thread
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Sure it was, Bean.
I think Spindashin said the sheep masks sold out at Extreme Rules, so you have a CageSideSeats frontpage with 4 or 5 articles about how Cena is worthless and how they are losing respect for him as a human being while some accountant is telling Vince that whatever it is they're doing with the sheep masks is working, so keep at it!
Guess who wins.
lovely ladies
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The result that should have happened is Cena just winning on Sunday and both of them moving onto new opponents, Cena pushing the cage door against two guys pretty much made a mockery of the feud and killed it.
ViewtifulJC
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A Beef-esque maneuver if there ever was one
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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melonrabbit
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That moment where he gets to pin Triple H. Like I can't. So amazing of them to do that for him and his dad.
Instead of offering up Wyatt as a sacrifice to the Cenation, they should do Cena vs everyone who has had their career stalled out by feuds with him. Ryback/remaining Nexus members/ADR/Ziggler/Sandow/Truth/Miz/Ryder. All teaming up to take on Cena. The will lose, of course, but it frees Bray up to not get sucked into the abyss.
Q
Queen of Hunting
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whois the person who says jeezus on the botchamnia vids lol
Zandig. He founded CZW. He's a six-time CZW World Heavyweight Champion for reasons you should be able to piece together.
But he's also kind of crazy charismatic so it's not all bad.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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Someone needs to post the "Zandig with a chair on top of a truck in the distance" .gif
I completely non-ironic think this is one of the best promos I ever seen.
avengers23
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Someone was asking if anyone could remember Jake Roberts promos line by line.
I think I could reproduce that Zandig promo by heart at this point.
What the hell happened to me?
Liu Kang Baking A Pie
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After one of the best weeks of wrestling ever during WM, Extreme Rules week may be one of the recent worst.
avengers23
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NICK GAGE! NICK HATRED! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! NOBODY DOES THIS TO ZANDIG!
NOBODY DOES THIS TO WIFEBEATER! ZANDIG, WIFEBEATER, NICK MONDO... WE ARE THE MOST ULTRAVIOLENT FORCE... ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH!
edit: why do I know this???
Seraphis Cain
bad gameplay lol
The best part of that Zandig promo is when he stops and says "Ummmm...."
avengers23
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I can't get over the plastic gallon bottle of water that Zandig holds through most of that promo. Cracks me up every time.
And when he clearly improvises the part about CZW being the most ultraviolent promotion at the end or when Robbie Mireno pretends he almost got a heart attack from the intensity?
Or when he pours water (milk???) over himself?
avengers23
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OH MY! OH! ALL YOU GONNA DIE! I GUARANTEE IT! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
British Monsoon
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ViewtifulJC
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I sure hope there were some guys with fire extinguishers who quickly blew him off as soon as he landed standing by for no plausible reason.
Professor Beef
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Hey man, I took advantage of that glitch. No way I'd snitch to Sorny.
UM! SCHTOO! YOU PEOPLE.. HAVE NOT SEEN ANYTHING! THIS IS JUST THE START... OF FAKE YOU TV!
Dr Duncan Steel
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You are just too adorable.
That's not even my problem with that spot.
The fact that he very clearly only set the edges of the table on fire and the trial in the middle was so small he couldn't even light the entire table on fire at once was way worse.
They could have at least shot it at a low angle so it wasn't so noticeable.
Cena vs The Universe is the next logical step
they are going to make a Universe belt, since he has conquered all the odds here on earth
unified titles who?
avengers23
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It really is a shame we didn't get more Zandig promos during that ROH/CZW feud.
Zandig could have called Samoa Joe fat years before Scott Steiner could.
And Wikipedia finally explains what Fake You TV is, though the idea that CZW was aired on TV blows my mind.
Zandig could have called Samoa Joe fat years before Scott Steiner could.
And Wikipedia finally explains what Fake You TV is, though the idea that CZW was aired on TV blows my mind.
Dr Duncan Steel
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Lambda Pie
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i'm legit shook Aii is gonna watch a MMA event with me. so happy.
slightconfuse
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Art teacher swerved the class final was scheduled for 3:30. She decided to start at 3
rocketskates
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Haha Adam Rose's wikipedia entry is killing me.
Professor Beef
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He's got you in a trap, friend. He's gonna get you to watch Total Divas now.
Lambda Pie
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i'll pull the "my head hurts, i'm going to bed" card.
I don't even know why there was more of them than usual. Is it near Chicago?
Professor Beef
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You just described most reality programming.
Nah, shit crowd just wanted to make sure everyone knew just how shit they were.
As I said: perfect.
ViewtifulJC
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Whaaaat?
slightconfuse
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total divas is better than legends house
I'm actually hyped for sunday's episode as it will be official that even the TD cast thinks Eva Marie is terrible in the ring.
I think Legends House could be better with a better cast.