I just need to post this excerpt here because it is Metal Gear related, and as zany as this game likely will be. I'm reading the MGS4 novelization by Project Itoh (RIP), and it is very good and adds some interesting things that were approved by Hideo (the book is told from the perspective of Otacon).
...but this paragraph is cracking me up:
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(From Act 3 during the Big Mama bike ride)
Drebin pulls up alongside Snake. "You think we can make a deal here, Old Snake?" ... Little Gray stretched out his long gibbon arm and handed Snake the rocket launcher.
EVA yelled, "Snake, it's coming!"
Snake glanced at the APC. Sitting in the gunner seat was Little Gray, another RPG-7 at his shoulder.
"I'm not sure what's going on here," said EVA, laughing. "But you guys are really fucking weird."
"Fire!" Snake said. The monkey and the Snake simultaneously fired.
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(Please let me know if it is improper to post text from a novel)