OK, I don't get Peace Walker at all. I honestly don't want to play it any more.
I feel like I get five messages saying I've unlocked some cool new toy after every mission, but I can't have any of them because I don't have anywhere near enough GMP. The economy in this game seems totally broken, because I'm Fultoning everyone I see in every mission and I can maybe afford to upgrade one weapon every few missions. I tried sending some of my dudes out on Outer Ops missions, but instead of a nice, neat Mission Success indicator like the Assassin's Creed games, Peace Walker chooses to tell be fucking nothing and I have to look at like eight different bars with indecipherable symbols on them and just hope my guys make it back. And when they do they come home with a couple of hundred GMP each, which might as well be totally worthless.
The gameplay balance changes so dramatically from mission to mission. Any time I have to sneak is pathetically easy, because guards are really short sighted and I can completely incapacitate them just by holding them up. Big Boss says "Freeze", and they automatically lie down quivering and then never get back up again. But then every third mission I have to fight some giant, unexplained machine and it takes fifteen full minutes of me firing literally everything I have at it and then having to throw a supply marker to get more rockets because I can only carry seven and I need seventy. They suddenly throw me into an arena with a Metal Gear, and Kaz has nothing useful to say over the Codec so I just start shooting at it and hope for the best. Some of them have guns or radomes that I can target separately, but I have no idea if I can actually destroy them or what. I hold my crosshairs over a gun and shoot it for ten full seconds to no visible effect, but I don't know if I was supposed to shoot it for twenty full seconds or what.
I come to Metal Gear games expecting some of the best, most tightly designed boss battles in all of gaming, but Peace Walker's are honestly some of the worst I've ever come across. It seems like the best way to dodge their attacks is just pick a direction and jog in a straight line until its over, at which point you just turn back around and continue bombarding what you hope is the weakpoint for another few minutes. I've just been fighting Cocoon for about half an hour, and I had to check GameFAQs to have any idea of what to do. It said to shoot the radiators underneath it, and I don't know how I was supposed to figure that out on my own. And then, I don't even know, just pick other parts and shoot them? I shot off all the little red things on its sides, fired about a thousand rounds into its chainsaw thing (which apparently didn't even damage it at all), shot about ten rockets into the big mounted guns (again, no effect), and then after a good twenty minutes it dropped a ladder down, so I climbed up to the top and was promptly killed by a missile attack that I had no room to dodge.
And I'm not doing it again. I mean, jeez, why would I want to? I really just don't understand how I'm supposed to be playing. Am I supposed to be grinding or something? I'm like five or six hours in. What can I even grind for? Every weapon seems to have both ranks and levels, but I don't know what either of those things means and the game doesn't tell me. When a weapon I have can be upgraded it doesn't tell me what that upgrade is going to do, and I have so little GMP that I don't want to waste any. I don't really understand how to get more, either. The Outer Ops system seems totally nebulous and arcane, and so far none of the rewards I've gotten from it have been the slightest bit useful. I don't know whether I should be Fultoning every single person or just high ranked ones; my Analyzer takes forever to analyze anyone, and I haven't seen anyone over a C rank yet. And it seems like I'm already over halfway through the main story, but I've seen people say they spent over 100 hours playing the game. All the Extra Ops I've seen have been about seventeen seconds long, just run in, Fulton someone and run out. It can't all be grinding, can it?
This entire game is just baffling to me.