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[muddream]

Dana's GAF account revealed.

Dana making it to full member status is more ridiculous than anything posted last page.

 

[Host Samurai]

I was telling you guys this season was worth watching.. Glad at least some people took it to heart.

great season, great time slot

 

[TheChits]

Uriah Hall learned his moves from Tekken. Respect

 

[GungHo]

I'm not impressed, Dana selling wolf tickets. Almost lost a round to a scared puppy, this guy is gonna crash and burn when he stops being put against scrubs. Watch.

Wolf tickets indeed. His opponent was too scared to get within 7 feet of him for 3.5~4 minutes, and he did nothing to close the gap.

Does Uriah have what it takes to be a champ?

I honestly don't think so. He seems as surprised as everyone else is when he knocks the shit out of someone. He has no killer instinct. Maybe if he doesn't get embarassed on Saturday (I think he will probably win, but who knows... his dudebro opponent should have lost the semi but managed to get past the other dudebro because the other dudebro drank his own Koolaid with that "I am the top seed of the universe" routine) someone who is actually a vicious striker can take him under his wing and feed him a beef heart or force him torture a forest creature or something and turn him into a death dealer. Right now, I think he is about as dangerous as my sister's pug.

 

[alr1ght]

Was watching that Dark Sould 2 vid, and I see Gilbert has an asian brother that is a translator.

 

[Plywood]

Uriah Hall learned his moves from Tekken. Respect

He's still in his own head about his talents and his potential.

 

[Wilbur]

Wagwan my budo cunt brothers
Heel. Wassup playboy? How dem swans looking? You go girl.

Reminder that Benfica will be playing Newcastle tomorrow night, 8 o clock here in Britain time. Be there for the Silence of the Lambdas.

Enjoy your naked men fights.

I
Know
I
Will

 

[alr1ght]

So this is why Reem is back to training in Holland
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=53444427


edit: i guess it's temporary. (get out while you can!)
https://twitter.com/Alistairovereem/status/322072016658235392

 

[polyh3dron]

who let that cunt back in here

 

[Plywood]

I blame LP for this shit. It never ends does it?

 

[Wilbur]

 

[brentech]

I honestly don't think so. He seems as surprised as everyone else is when he knocks the shit out of someone. He has no killer instinct. Maybe if he doesn't get embarassed on Saturday (I think he will probably win, but who knows... his dudebro opponent should have lost the semi but managed to get past the other dudebro because the other dudebro drank his own Koolaid with that "I am the top seed of the universe" routine) someone who is actually a vicious striker can take him under his wing and feed him a beef heart or force him torture a forest creature or something and turn him into a death dealer. Right now, I think he is about as dangerous as my sister's pug.

If you watched the whole season, he mentions on a few occasions that he has some confidence issues related to his childhood and be bullied and such.
He's not surprised when he knocks someone out, but he does feel bad. That first vicious KO when in the house, he seemed really concerned for the guy.

I don't think it's a lack of killer instinct because he pounced on Bubba and finished him off without hesitation. It's just that he actually has remorse after the fight.

Just needs to believe in himself more.

 

[AstroZombie]

who let that cunt back in here

I blame LP for this shit. It never ends does it?

Don't be such cunts, mates.

 

[Wilbur]

I thought we were budo bros. astro and heel are the only ones that love me.

Question. What's the difference between MMA and UFC

 

[Heel]

Wagwan my budo cunt brothers
Heel. Wassup playboy? How dem swans looking? You go girl.

Reminder that Benfica will be playing Newcastle tomorrow night, 8 o clock here in Britain time. Be there for the Silence of the Lambdas.

Enjoy your naked men fights.

I
Know
I
Will

I'll be there in full kit, cunt!

 

[Chamber]

Oh look, more cism from Wilbury.

 

[TheKaeptain]

I thought we were budo bros. astro and heel are the only ones that love me.

Question. What's the difference between MMA and UFC

MMA= two dudes punch each other

UFC= Two dudes hug each other.

 

[polyh3dron]

I thought we were budo bros. astro and heel are the only ones that love me.

Question. What's the difference between MMA and UFC

lol I was joking. Diff between MMA and UFC is like diff between Soccer and FIFA.

 

[Wilbur]

Heel <3

Oh look, more cism from Wilbury.

Why do you keep giving me terms I don't know

MMA= two dudes punch each other

UFC= Two dudes hug each other.

Is there a sport where they punch and hug each other?

Spoiler

answer: football

What's the one with the cage? My friend does cage stuff. He talks about it all the time the boring cunt

 

[muddream]

I thought we were budo bros. astro and heel are the only ones that love me.

Question. What's the difference between MMA and UFC

One's basically the premiership (fuckin wicked) and the other includes the Johnny Foreigner bollox as well

 

[Plywood]

I thought we were budo bros. astro and heel are the only ones that love me.

Question. What's the difference between MMA and UFC

If you steal UFC well THAT'S FUCKIN' ILLEGAL.

 

[alr1ght]

Ellenburgler v Rory Bateman slated for UFC on FOX 8

 

[TheKaeptain]

Good chance Rory gets knocked out there.

 

[Guru-Guru]

Good chance Rory gets knocked out there.

I wouldn't be surprised if the fight gets delayed or cancelled due to injury...Like most of Rory's fights.

 

[Can Crusher]

Wagwan my budo cunt brothers
Heel. Wassup playboy? How dem swans looking? You go girl.

Reminder that Benfica will be playing Newcastle tomorrow night, 8 o clock here in Britain time. Be there for the Silence of the Lambdas.

Enjoy your naked men fights.

I
Know
I
Will

Oh we should do nerdchat. It's gonna be gud.

 

[Maklershed]

Bubba McDaniel vs Gilbert Smith: The fight to see who gets to have at least one UFC win before they're cut.

 

[Heel]

Footy-GAF, you cunts are safe here. The only law is budo.

 

[FootballFan]

Footy-GAF, you cunts are safe here. The only law is budo.

:lol

The football thread is getting a bit too risky for my liking. 5 people banned in like an hour I think.

Better just 27-30 it in here for a bit.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Footy-GAF, you cunts are safe here. The only law is budo.

*and don't make fat jokes.

 

[brentech]

Bubba McDaniel vs Gilbert Smith: The fight to see who gets to have at least one UFC win before they're cut.

Lol, yea. Bubba talks a big game, but doesn't show much at all. Seemed to totally buckle under the pressure of the show, but it's hard to say he'd be any better under any other circumstances.

 

[Chamber]

Why is Heel functioning as MMA-GAF's ambassador when he's the reason we have X-Pac heat from the rest of GAF? I nominate Plywood to take his place.

Good chance Rory gets knocked out there.

Bookmarked so you can apologize to Rory and Firas after Ellenburger gets crushed.

 

[GungHo]

If you watched the whole season, he mentions on a few occasions that he has some confidence issues related to his childhood and be bullied and such.
He's not surprised when he knocks someone out, but he does feel bad. That first vicious KO when in the house, he seemed really concerned for the guy.

I don't think it's a lack of killer instinct because he pounced on Bubba and finished him off without hesitation. It's just that he actually has remorse after the fight.

Just needs to believe in himself more.

I've watched the whole season, though I honestly forgot the bullying story.

 

[AstroZombie]

What happened to footy-gaf? Someone snitched?

 

[Suen]

What happened to footy-gaf? Someone snitched?

Yes and now we're not safe anymore, we're nothing but a bunch of confused playbois now.

we don't have enough budo.

 

[GungHo]

What happened to footy-gaf?

A cuntastrophe of epic proportions.

 

[AstroZombie]

Yes and now we're not safe anymore, we're nothing but a bunch of confused playbois now.

we don't have enough budo.

You guys should 30-27 the snitch.

 

[Can Crusher]

Yes and now we're not safe anymore, we're nothing but a bunch of confused playbois now.

we don't have enough budo.

Who do you think snitched? There's a wolf among your sheep, what do you see?

Don't trust the grey. Don't be scared homie.

 

[Wilbur]

Catastrophe resolved.

We pooled our budos. Knocked our dicks together. Survived.

We live to fight another day.

We couldn't have done this without MMA-GAF. Kept me erect during the dark times.

 

[Can Crusher]

Catastrophe resolved.

We pooled our budos. Knocked our dicks together. Survived.

We live to fight another day.

We couldn't have done this without MMA-GAF. Kept me erect during the dark times.

All it took was the sacrifice of virgin blood.

What have you become Footy Gaf...

 

[TheKaeptain]

All it took was the sacrifice of virgin blood.

What have you become Footy Gaf...

You guys killed Plywood?

 

[Can Crusher]

Speaking about spilt blood, Vikings is a pretty awesome show.

 

[TheChits]

Just read up on the hoopla in the football thread. What a depressing situation

 

[Plywood]

You guys killed Plywood?

That's cold, but I can take it.

 

[polyh3dron]

What happened to footy-gaf? Someone snitched?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=49802259&postcount=8026

Guess I should be counting my lucky stars that I didn't get banned for calling Wilbury a cunt.

 

[TheChits]

Please make this fight. It gives you a clear contender
http://www.mmajunkie.com/news/2013/...-requests-lyoto-machida-or-ufc-injury-fill-in

 

[alr1ght]

Oh Uncle Dana...
http://www.mmajunkie.com/news/2013/...as-no-point-in-mitriones-fallon-fox-interview

"It ended up being a nightmare for him," he said. "What was the point of doing that interview? There was no point in it. Now, it's caused him a bunch of headaches and problems and caused us a bunch of headaches and problems for no reason whatsoever.

"He had just fought; he wouldn't fight again for another few months, and he's still over there enjoying himself in Sweden. What was the point of doing that interview? What was the upside in that interview? There was none."

 

[killamajig]

Speaking about spilt blood, Vikings is a pretty awesome show.

I give it 5 outta 5 liver kicks.

 

[Gr1mLock]

Footy Gaf had a mini purge of their own? Phhft..we were doing it before it was cool.

 

[dc89]

Footy Gaf had a mini purge of their own? Phhft..we were doing it before it was cool.

:lol when we meltdown, we do it like no other.

 

[Linius]

Cunt war meltdowns are the best.